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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread 09:00 - Feb 23 with 42207 viewsDorse

It has been estimated that approximately 13.8 billion years have passed since the beginning of the universe as we know it. Scientists have calculated that around 39% of that time has been wasted by Preston players feigning injury, complaining to the ref or kicking the ball away when their team is a goal up. These figures are startling: it seemed so much longer at the time.

What, if anything, can we expect playing north of Watford gap, midweek, at Preston? Under normal circumstances, a piss-boiling display of rampant gob-bummery administered ad nauseum by the game's foremost exponents of the Dark Arts. Coached by Baphomet himself, Preston have clearly offered their first born daughters to the Evil One in order to gain mystical control over time itself and weakened the minds of Championship referees. Is there any hope?

Yep. We got Charlie Austin. So there.
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'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 19:53 - Feb 24 with 2188 viewsStanisgod

Kanes crossing back to normal.

It's being so happy that keeps me going.

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 19:53 - Feb 24 with 2163 viewsstainrods_elbow

Great chance from Dykes from a well-worked chance, should have scored. Will he ever score?' (Does everything right apart from put it in the back of the net' - another brainless cliche from the Handbook of Footballing Idiocies.)

Poll: A little over halfway through the season, where do you see us finishing?

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 19:55 - Feb 24 with 2084 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Cameron gives away a free. Middle and 35 out.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 19:56 - Feb 24 with 2047 viewsed_83

Thought Dykes was very unlucky there, got in a great position and sent the keeper the wrong way but the shot struck his trailing leg.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 19:56 - Feb 24 with 2023 viewsstainrods_elbow

Looking out of sorts in the opening 10m. Needs someone to put their foot on the ball and pick a pass.

Poll: A little over halfway through the season, where do you see us finishing?

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 19:56 - Feb 24 with 2030 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Gordon takes, goes for it, good save by Dieng as it bounces to his leaft and in front of him.

Corner on their right,

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 19:56 - Feb 24 with 2019 viewslarsricchi

Dieng did well, twice there
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 19:56 - Feb 24 with 2005 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Corner in, headed up in the air. Great take by Dieng under his bar.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 19:57 - Feb 24 with 1997 viewsVancouverHoop

Oh Seny we really, really love you!
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 19:57 - Feb 24 with 1943 viewsjoolsyp

The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 19:56 - Feb 24 by larsricchi

Dieng did well, twice there


Two good saves from Switzerland’s Number 1
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 19:58 - Feb 24 with 1918 viewsBrianMcCarthy

JoJo spreads, great take first time, cross blocked, back in, cleared.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 19:58 - Feb 24 with 1877 viewsMalintabuk

Still not going to say anything
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 19:59 - Feb 24 with 1862 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Cameron chip, Dykes is in, lobs, wide.

PNE break, Gordon shoots, Dieng saves.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 19:59 - Feb 24 with 1843 viewsVancouverHoop

Another missed chance from Dykes. Another good save from Dieng.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 19:59 - Feb 24 with 1827 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Great defending by Dickie now.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 19:59 - Feb 24 with 1810 viewsjoolsyp

The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 19:59 - Feb 24 by BrianMcCarthy

Cameron chip, Dykes is in, lobs, wide.

PNE break, Gordon shoots, Dieng saves.


Gordon looks very classy.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 19:59 - Feb 24 with 1785 viewspaulparker

If we get a chance to get our money back on dykes from anyone in the Scottish league we should take it

And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles Brian Moore

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:00 - Feb 24 with 1734 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Gordon flick, Cunningham cross, Kane clears. GK.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:00 - Feb 24 with 1701 viewsStanisgod

The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 19:59 - Feb 24 by paulparker

If we get a chance to get our money back on dykes from anyone in the Scottish league we should take it


A simple lob surely.

It's being so happy that keeps me going.

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:01 - Feb 24 with 1676 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Play stopped for a head injury. Storey.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:02 - Feb 24 with 1610 viewsstainrods_elbow

Two Rangers players on the line to protect the goal. In fact, one of them was in the goal.
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Poll: A little over halfway through the season, where do you see us finishing?

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:02 - Feb 24 with 1594 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Dieng takes a low Sinclair cross.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:02 - Feb 24 with 1595 viewsjoolsyp

Dykes putting himself about well so far. Getting into some good positions - would love to see him score tonight.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:04 - Feb 24 with 1465 viewsed_83

We look very scrappy & rushed, struggling to hold onto the ball in midfield. Chair’s been pretty anonymous so far too.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:04 - Feb 24 with 1439 viewslarsricchi

Comms just said "A Wet Night in Deepdale," which sounds like the kind of movie I might have stayed up late to watch on Cinemax back in the day
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