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Stoke City Match Thread. 23:42 - Apr 28 with 52611 viewsBoston

Hendrix is experiencing complex legal issues apparently

Stoke City 1. QPR1.

Poll: Thank God The Seaons Over.

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Stoke City Match Thread. on 15:58 - Apr 29 with 1989 viewsdistortR

Stoke City Match Thread. on 15:57 - Apr 29 by Mick_S

It is, but it’s tense turgid.


It's our turgid.
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Stoke City Match Thread. on 15:59 - Apr 29 with 1986 viewsBklynRanger

Stoke City Match Thread. on 15:54 - Apr 29 by Dorse

Well, it wasn't sexy football but I'll take it.


Same here. If I'd paid a tenner for it I'd be looking for an £8.75 refund at least, but let's see what can be done with the second half.

I'm on a very small screen again but looked like a bit of a penalty shout for Ilias at the end of the half - if not he should have been booked for simulation shirley?
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Stoke City Match Thread. on 15:59 - Apr 29 with 1982 viewsMalintabuk

Not sure if I'm pleased with this or not.............it's not pretty, it's definitely not entertaining, but it is effective and at the moment it is successful
There is more interest around us here in crowd on the match at Reading than on the pitch here lol
Stoke are woeful and if there is a team that sums up "on the beach" it is them..........
Could say we soaked up the pressure as they were in our half for most of that 1st half, but absolutely no saves made by Seny, sums up how easy this as been, so far, and apart from the Lowe shot think their keeper was asleep
As we sit here it is amazing at how many crosses Field cuts out...........he always seems to be the first man ..........if he is not POTY I will be gobsmacked
2nd half..........well more of this I guess. Just hope that Reading don't score and if they don't then job done and we are safe.
Hopefully this will be Uncs last game for us, perhaps a cameo next week if we are safe. Who do we send on in the 2nd half.............no one really, perhaps Martin as an extra defender
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Stoke City Match Thread. on 15:59 - Apr 29 with 1978 viewsBoston

And there's some had no faith in our old bus making the trip from Burnley to Stoke.

Poll: Thank God The Seaons Over.

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Stoke City Match Thread. on 15:59 - Apr 29 with 1975 viewsdmm

We again played dope a rope in hope to hit them on the break. Maybe we'll come out and play further up the pitch in the second as we did v Burnley.
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Stoke City Match Thread. on 15:59 - Apr 29 with 1972 viewsqprd

Stoke City Match Thread. on 15:57 - Apr 29 by QPunkR

My word, 12.7% possession according to the stats on the Club stream - but we've had the only shot of the game and it was on target. Buggered if I can remember it though
[Post edited 29 Apr 2023 15:58]


jamal lowe took a quick shot off the half turn when dickie threaded a pass too

nice bit of individual skill but didnt trouble keeper
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Stoke City Match Thread. on 16:00 - Apr 29 with 1941 viewsterryb

I would imagine that we had less pocession & a lower pass sucess rate than last Saturday!

The difference is that Stoke have created zero & they are there for the taking if the manager allows us to attack & play the occassional ball to feet.

Dykes has won many a header, but the only time he was able to find a team mate (not his fault) Adomah managed to find himself way offside!

The half was shite to watch, but it was relaxing!
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Stoke City Match Thread. on 16:01 - Apr 29 with 1908 viewsMetallica_Hoop

Oddly with 12% possession we've had the only shot.

Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent

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Stoke City Match Thread. on 16:02 - Apr 29 with 1846 viewsdistortR

Stoke City Match Thread. on 15:57 - Apr 29 by CLAREMAN1995

A few obvious ones but Chair was not fouled in that last second .He is having a poor game as is albert and where is Tim totally invisible so far.
Smallbone is a class player and very dangerous even though on loan he truly wants to change the game.
If Armstrong was around he would give Yajelka a heart attack but its not going to happen now


Well, in attacking terms, Chair and Albert are isolated when they get the ball. Chair is at his best when he has someone to play off. Must be disheartening. Tim's job seems to be to hold his position, no other expectation of what a talented player can do. Needs must, and all that, but.......but.............
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Stoke City Match Thread. on 16:02 - Apr 29 with 1839 viewsQPunkR

Stoke City Match Thread. on 15:59 - Apr 29 by qprd

jamal lowe took a quick shot off the half turn when dickie threaded a pass too

nice bit of individual skill but didnt trouble keeper


I remember it now. I'd classed it as a pass back in my own mind. Very definition of tame

QPR - "shit but local"

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Stoke City Match Thread. on 16:03 - Apr 29 with 1809 viewsMick_S

My stream is working for the first time this season; I binned off two dirty lady adverts for this. This is good turgid.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Stoke City Match Thread. on 16:03 - Apr 29 with 1784 viewsQPunkR

Stoke City Match Thread. on 16:03 - Apr 29 by Mick_S

My stream is working for the first time this season; I binned off two dirty lady adverts for this. This is good turgid.


Should've stuck with the ads

QPR - "shit but local"

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Stoke City Match Thread. on 16:04 - Apr 29 with 1761 viewsdmm

If Championship scores are the same at full time we're safe
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Stoke City Match Thread. on 16:04 - Apr 29 with 1753 viewsMick_S

Stoke City Match Thread. on 16:03 - Apr 29 by QPunkR

Should've stuck with the ads


Local apparently. Shit but local.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Stoke City Match Thread. on 16:04 - Apr 29 with 1752 viewsjoolsyp

Stoke City Match Thread. on 15:57 - Apr 29 by QPunkR

My word, 12.7% possession according to the stats on the Club stream - but we've had the only shot of the game and it was on target. Buggered if I can remember it though
[Post edited 29 Apr 2023 15:58]


Jamal Lowe. A damp squid of a shot.
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Stoke City Match Thread. on 16:05 - Apr 29 with 1715 viewsnumptydumpty

Clear game plan to keep it tight and hope catch them on a break.

Yes it's not pretty but so far, all Stokes attacking instincts have been snuffed out very well.

If we had 75% possession and were 2-1 down, we'd be moaning so hope we can at least get a point.

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Poll: Where will we finish next season ???

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Stoke City Match Thread. on 16:05 - Apr 29 with 1699 viewsToast_R

Just finished a first coat of render on my wall. Sounds like I should go out and do the second one
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Stoke City Match Thread. on 16:06 - Apr 29 with 1654 viewsDorse

Stoke City Match Thread. on 16:03 - Apr 29 by Mick_S

My stream is working for the first time this season; I binned off two dirty lady adverts for this. This is good turgid.


I sent those ladies some cash to get some knickers and a sturdy vest each. They looked very cold - kept huddling together for warmth and moaning, poor loves.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Stoke City Match Thread. on 16:07 - Apr 29 with 1619 viewsstainrods_elbow

Jagielka is now 40 and a half, but still looks athletic compared to Martin - who, admittedly, isn't playing.

That half reminded me of Lou Reed singing the line 'Sad songs' about 50 times at the Albert Hall on the 'Berlin' tour until people's ears started to bleed.

Poll: What will be our upcoming/final points tally? (8 games to go)

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Stoke City Match Thread. on 16:08 - Apr 29 with 1594 viewsBrianMcCarthy

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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Stoke City Match Thread. on 16:08 - Apr 29 with 1582 viewsDamo1962

Stoke City Match Thread. on 15:54 - Apr 29 by Metallica_Hoop

Squib was a Goth warlord who attacked Ostia but lost and was last seen floating on a spar.


That sounds more like it 🤔😁
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Stoke City Match Thread. on 16:09 - Apr 29 with 1572 viewsBrianMcCarthy

1-0 Albert.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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Stoke City Match Thread. on 16:09 - Apr 29 with 1570 viewsMetallica_Hoop

Get in!

Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent

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Stoke City Match Thread. on 16:09 - Apr 29 with 1542 viewsDorse

YEEESSSSS! I TAKE IT ALL BACK!!

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Stoke City Match Thread. on 16:09 - Apr 29 with 1542 viewsQPROslo

Stoke City Match Thread. on 16:05 - Apr 29 by numptydumpty

Clear game plan to keep it tight and hope catch them on a break.

Yes it's not pretty but so far, all Stokes attacking instincts have been snuffed out very well.

If we had 75% possession and were 2-1 down, we'd be moaning so hope we can at least get a point.


Albert!!!!!!
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