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Pain threshold 23:44 - Mar 30 with 1825 viewsqprxtc

I have stepped barefoot on an upturned plug.
I have electrocuted myself putting in a light bulb.
I have caught my willy in the zip of my jeans.
I have got into a bath after putting eucalyptus oil in it.
I have head butted a full can of Fosters flat whilst extremely pisdled.

These were all very painful and today ran them very bloody close.

Gits.
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Pain threshold on 00:08 - Mar 31 with 1772 viewsCliveWilsonSaid

Fck me I'll not be touching eucalyptus oil then.

Poll: Expectations for this season?

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Pain threshold on 03:04 - Mar 31 with 1694 viewsBoston

Pain threshold on 00:08 - Mar 31 by CliveWilsonSaid

Fck me I'll not be touching eucalyptus oil then.


Moderation mate, drink anything in moderation.

Poll: Thank God The Seaons Over.

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Pain threshold on 08:58 - Mar 31 with 1540 viewsDorse

Whilst XTC's list is pretty sound, I would characterise this season as feeling broadly analogous to swallowing and then s hitting out a Lego pineapple.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Pain threshold on 11:11 - Mar 31 with 1445 viewsDannyPaddox

Apparently Koala bears are permanently stoned and smell of piss as the eucalyptus leaves they constantly munch make them high. Eucalyptus may be the answer.
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Pain threshold on 12:15 - Mar 31 with 1360 viewsdannyblue

Sad thing is I'm just kind of numb about it. Resigned to crapness.
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Pain threshold on 12:30 - Mar 31 with 1335 viewsDannyPaddox

The defeat yesterday and the faint flickering flames of relegation below gives the Millwall away game more of an edge. I wasn't going to bother with this one but may now go. Come and say hello - I'll be the one eating eucalyptus leaves and smelling of piss.
[Post edited 31 Mar 2019 13:36]
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Pain threshold on 15:02 - Mar 31 with 1219 viewsBoston

Pain threshold on 12:30 - Mar 31 by DannyPaddox

The defeat yesterday and the faint flickering flames of relegation below gives the Millwall away game more of an edge. I wasn't going to bother with this one but may now go. Come and say hello - I'll be the one eating eucalyptus leaves and smelling of piss.
[Post edited 31 Mar 2019 13:36]


You need leaves?

Poll: Thank God The Seaons Over.

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Pain threshold on 15:20 - Mar 31 with 1194 viewsDannyPaddox

Pain threshold on 15:02 - Mar 31 by Boston

You need leaves?


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