| TheRam 14:34 - Mar 1 with 1669 views | westolian |
He may well be in attendance tomorrow, bearing in mind its the only town in the UK that he's allowed in !
Dai's down as well
You have ALL been warned. |  |
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| TheRam on 15:57 - Mar 1 with 1616 views | real_loftus |
Dai and The Ram together? Jesus fahkin christ, this will be messy
ATAF |  |
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| TheRam on 16:46 - Mar 1 with 1572 views | SonofNorfolt |
He's with my brother which will be worse. |  | | |
| TheRam on 16:49 - Mar 1 with 1566 views | real_loftus |
Oh dear | |
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| TheRam on 16:49 - Mar 1 with 1566 views | real_loftus |
Oh dear | |
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| TheRam on 16:56 - Mar 1 with 1551 views | danehoop |
Oh dear |  |
| Never knowingly understood |
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| TheRam on 20:10 - Mar 1 with 1470 views | TGRRRSSS |
Have the emergency services been warned???... |  | | |
| TheRam on 21:41 - Mar 1 with 1426 views | DaiHo0p |
Oh Dear |  | | |
| TheRam on 21:48 - Mar 1 with 1415 views | ted_hendrix |
Oh Dear. |  |
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| TheRam on 22:27 - Mar 1 with 1394 views | smegma |
| TheRam on 16:46 - Mar 1 by SonofNorfolt |
He's with my brother which will be worse. |
What a win double ! |  | | |
| TheRam on 22:31 - Mar 1 with 1388 views | finney |
the ram is a legend as for the brother hes ok |  | | |
| TheRam on 22:48 - Mar 1 with 1369 views | westolian |
Of course, having a ticket, only having 1 game to plan for all season and not being allowed out of Southampton because he's banned from the rest of the country, doesn't guarantee TheRam access to the stadium
UR's | |
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| TheRam on 22:56 - Mar 1 with 1358 views | westolian |
| TheRam on 16:46 - Mar 1 by SonofNorfolt |
He's with my brother which will be worse. |
The two of them came up with quite possibly the best chat up line I've ever heard.
Late one night outside a petrol station, two girls approached them (I know) in a state of distress after being followed by dubious looking characters (I know). Apparently, the girls were scared of being raped when the line "would you care to join us for an evening of non rape" entered the fray
Yes, they both pulled (I know) and a great time was had by all
Oh dear and good luck to all | |
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| TheRam on 00:28 - Mar 2 with 1312 views | scot1963 |
| TheRam on 22:56 - Mar 1 by westolian |
The two of them came up with quite possibly the best chat up line I've ever heard.
Late one night outside a petrol station, two girls approached them (I know) in a state of distress after being followed by dubious looking characters (I know). Apparently, the girls were scared of being raped when the line "would you care to join us for an evening of non rape" entered the fray
Yes, they both pulled (I know) and a great time was had by all
Oh dear and good luck to all |
says the man with a bra on his head stroking an onion in a boot (I think I recall that correctly)  |  | | |
| TheRam on 01:42 - Mar 2 with 1289 views | SonofNorfolt |
| TheRam on 00:28 - Mar 2 by scot1963 |
says the man with a bra on his head stroking an onion in a boot (I think I recall that correctly) |
It's OK, only a B cup, and a spring onion, so that's all right then. | | | |
| TheRam on 08:10 - Mar 2 with 1265 views | MoonshineSteve |
I have to say, I've been disappointed with TheRam's commitment this year. I heard that he only does an hour & a half each day drinking & causing mayhem, then spends the rest of his time training.
I also heard that he is split into two factions. |  |
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| TheRam on 10:05 - Mar 2 with 1224 views | scot1963 |
| TheRam on 01:42 - Mar 2 by SonofNorfolt |
It's OK, only a B cup, and a spring onion, so that's all right then. |
I don't know if that can be true, he has a very small crown if he can fit a B cup - didn't Defoe have to go out with big girls just so he could fit their bras on his? A spring onion somehow makes it even worse  | | | |
| TheRam on 10:17 - Mar 2 with 1209 views | smegma |
| TheRam on 08:10 - Mar 2 by MoonshineSteve |
I have to say, I've been disappointed with TheRam's commitment this year. I heard that he only does an hour & a half each day drinking & causing mayhem, then spends the rest of his time training.
I also heard that he is split into two factions. |
Are you suggesting hes a she ? | | | |
| TheRam on 11:03 - Mar 2 with 1190 views | MoonshineSteve |
Are you speaking chromosomally? | |
| I am still Steve but no longer in Dagenham. |
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| TheRam on 19:13 - Mar 2 with 1113 views | ted_hendrix |
The Ram was the most restrained I've ever seen him. | |
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| TheRam on 21:27 - Mar 2 with 1006 views | Fearless |
Remarkably professional performance from the ram today / we should pick him next week too
(Last seen heading to the frog and parrot, so stories of his good behaviour may be premature!) |  | | |
| TheRam on 10:47 - Mar 3 with 897 views | MoonshineSteve |
So come on, someone must have a good Ram story from yesterday. To quote a chairperson, let's be 'avin ya. | |
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| TheRam on 10:51 - Mar 3 with 885 views | ted_hendrix |
| TheRam on 10:47 - Mar 3 by MoonshineSteve |
So come on, someone must have a good Ram story from yesterday. To quote a chairperson, let's be 'avin ya. |
Him and Dai were most respectable at half time, I've never seen nothing like It.
Sober as well. | |
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