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Trump v Thunberg
at 19:26 23 Jan 2020

I won’t lie lad, being moon middle management brings with it certain problems. The leader of the Zigs, Vortex Alan, is always getting on at me. We have a saying on the moon “shit always floats up” but it just doesn’t seem to adequately reflect my situation.
What do you lot say like?
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Trump v Thunberg
at 18:55 23 Jan 2020

Hiya, Karate?
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Trump v Thunberg
at 15:50 23 Jan 2020

Hiya, my name’s Zog, assistant manager of the moon people, the Zigs. I’ve currently taken over BigDaveMycock’s body (not all of it mind, I mean we’re a well hung race but by fook not that well hung). Anyway, I send you this message on behalf of the Zigs.
When you’ve fooked up your own world don’t think you can just come here and fook up ours. Seriously, my mate Zag does Karate.
By the way that Calvin shot against Accy has just orbited again. Hey, what holds the moon up?
Moonbeams!!
All the best lad
Zog
1 Armstrong Mews
The Moon
Space
M1
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Best one hit wonder.
at 15:26 23 Jan 2020

Renee and Renato ‘save your love’. Fooking marvellous stuff.
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Brad Inman miss
at 13:33 21 Jan 2020

If only that was the case.
I’m not sure where you get your stats from but it’s actually 449 and 45 goals in all comps.
An average of 3 a season.
[Post edited 21 Jan 13:38]
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Match Thread - Wycombe Away
at 20:19 20 Jan 2020

It’s all about opinions of course but an alternative reading could be that in the first two or three seasons we had other (than Hendo) forwards who picked up the goal burden - Vincenti, Done (2nd time) and then Davies. These players helped paper over Calvin’s deficiencies re goals. You could live with him only scoring 5 or 6 a season because goals came from elsewhere. Over the last few years, however, we’ve not had enough ’other’ sources of goals.
At the moment we only have a forward options of Hendo, a creaking Alby and kids. This has rendered Calvin’s deficiencies far more pronounced. In truth, the risk has always been there though with playing a forward who clearly struggles when it comes to scoring and creating (a fact which is often overlooked) goals. I’ve always said that the problem with having Calvin in the squad is that you need another forward to make up for the lack of goals. You pay him 2k a week but you need to pay someone else as well. Even a moderate goal return from him would render that other player unnecessary.
Thank goodness BBM reprieved Alby for last season’s run in and let’s hope he can be available for enough games in this run-in.
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Match Thread - Wycombe Away
at 21:29 19 Jan 2020

Indeed, indeed. I suppose the bafflement derives from the fact that the previous regime were, bar a a loosening of the purse strings at the beginning of last season, not known for their profligacy. Did they lose that prudence with Hill and did a decision such as this play a part in the change?
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Match Thread - Wycombe Away
at 21:01 19 Jan 2020

That makes the decision to offer him an extension baffling.
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Match Thread - Wycombe Away
at 20:01 19 Jan 2020

I may have my timings all wrong here but Hill touting him around to other clubs must have come pretty soon after he offered him the contract extension. Without a pre arranged agreement triggering the contract extension, which hasn’t been reported, why would he offer him the extension? We surely weren’t hoping to get a fee?
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Match Thread - Wycombe Away
at 10:20 19 Jan 2020

Optimism is just what is required here. As Alan Partridge once said, the Titanic had hours of uneventful and perfectly pleasurable sailing before it hit the iceberg. Everyone always focuses on the sinking bit don’t they? Not the pre-impact upright bit.
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Match Thread - Wycombe Away
at 10:13 19 Jan 2020

It’s a bit like a chef expertly deboning and descaling a particularly boney and scaley piece of fish, seasoning it to perfection, applying just the right balance of herbs and placing it into the cupboard next to the oven.
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Scratch Cards
at 10:33 17 Jan 2020

You finish a political post with, “Then again you could post about football matters...” Look up the word ‘contradiction’.

Too easy...ding ding next.
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Scratch Cards
at 07:08 17 Jan 2020

So we’re not going out with each other anymore?

I’m also not very patriotic, what with being a trans BAME supporting communist and that.
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Scratch Cards
at 21:41 16 Jan 2020

Consider this, you hate me because you think I want a reaction but then you give me the biggest reaction ever!!

Angry
Shawclough

PS is that you Calvin?
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No subject
at 20:42 15 Jan 2020

A synthesizer?
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at 19:48 15 Jan 2020

To be fair he was probably just referring to me, which is fine, and it’s probably just come across as more ‘plural’ than he intended.
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at 14:37 15 Jan 2020

Look, I get it, you’re lukewarm on the ’scratch n sniff’ (or, as patented, “scriff”) idea.
(Cue inspirational music)
When I was a young boy growing up in the nunnery, as a much needed reward from the physically shattering work that is telesales, I was only allowed to watch one television programme. That programme was Tomorrow’s World. I was also allowed to watch the Jetsons, Fingeringmouse (or summat) and Aap Kaa Hak, but they were all pretty sh!t if I’m honest and, apart from Fingeringmouse, these programmes have had no influence whatsoever on my ’scratch n sniff’ idea.
Anyway, for that young boy (Aka me), Tomorrow’s World was the opening of a world to a door full of invention and ideas. Inventions such as the 66 (a winter 99) a scoop of mash in a Yorkshire pudding cone with a sausage instead of a flake and onion gravy instead of strawberry. If it wasn’t for all the skin graft operations I had to pay for, I could have been sat alongside those dragons as we speak.
Anyway, ideas and inventions, inventions and ideas. Or ‘inveas’ as I like to call it. I always say to people that I like it inveas.
How’s about this one?
The Goldpond. We sell tickets and if you win we come round to your house and dig you a pond and fill it with Pyrite. I’d like to say 300 fish haven’t died in researching this but, with my hand on my heart, I can’t.
Stay cool won’t you, stay cool.
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DB post match interview
at 22:34 14 Jan 2020

Says the guy who calls his cock Dave.
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Scratch Cards
at 16:26 14 Jan 2020

If you get any hassle up there today just tell them you’re called SandyDurham.
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Scratch Cards
at 16:20 14 Jan 2020

A joint venture?
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