| Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 20:45 - Jan 14 with 1076 views | Brynmill_Jack |
| Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 08:22 - Jan 14 by WarwickHunt |
Sensible marketing - if it had been This Candle Smells Like My Cûnt, I doubt if she’d have sold anywhere near as many.
I mean, who wants to smell like Chris Martin? |
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| Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 20:58 - Jan 14 with 1054 views | Bluebird |
| Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 13:49 - Jan 13 by theloneranger |
Sad to see Katie Price's idea for 2 candles failed ...
My Vagina is "Like a Wizard's Sleeve" and My Vagina is "Like Kicking a Chip Up the Kingsway" were both turned down by manufacturers.
Katie Price said she was very surprised, as she believed there was a gaping hole in the market for her candles. |
Am i the only bloke who would like to have a go on her? 🤔 |  | | |
| Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 21:09 - Jan 14 with 1046 views | sainthelens |
| Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 20:58 - Jan 14 by Bluebird |
Am i the only bloke who would like to have a go on her? 🤔 |
Yer the only one who hasn't. |  | | |
| Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 21:13 - Jan 14 with 1034 views | Bluebird |
| Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 21:09 - Jan 14 by sainthelens |
Yer the only one who hasn't. |
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| Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 22:49 - Jan 14 with 999 views | TNT |
The Siliguri Corridor, or chicken's neck, or chicken's wattle, or the flappy thing on a chicken.
All this is getting on my wick.
£57 isn't a bad price mind. | |
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| Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 23:00 - Jan 14 with 982 views | Darran |
Made my own.
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| Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 09:59 - Jan 15 with 900 views | Catullus |
| Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 20:58 - Jan 14 by Bluebird |
Am i the only bloke who would like to have a go on her? 🤔 |
I'd rather let a Cardiff fan roger me with Cleopatras needle. She is gross, and vile. In a choice of the two Paltrow wins every time and she's a proper weirdo too. | |
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| Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 10:17 - Jan 15 with 890 views | WarwickHunt |
| Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 19:47 - Jan 13 by jack2jack |
There's something a bit fishy about all this, can't quite put my finger on it.  |
I’m not a gynaecologist but I’ll gladly have a look at it. |  | | |
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| Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 10:53 - Jan 15 with 872 views | sainthelens |
| Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 09:59 - Jan 15 by Catullus |
I'd rather let a Cardiff fan roger me with Cleopatras needle. She is gross, and vile. In a choice of the two Paltrow wins every time and she's a proper weirdo too. |
I've heard she also speaks very highly of you too. | | | |
| Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 21:19 - Jan 15 with 788 views | Bluebird |
| Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 09:59 - Jan 15 by Catullus |
I'd rather let a Cardiff fan roger me with Cleopatras needle. She is gross, and vile. In a choice of the two Paltrow wins every time and she's a proper weirdo too. |
I'd do her she's a dirty mare.. | | | |
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