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Most awkward place you have puked?! 18:41 - Jan 23 with 2708 viewsjackportis

Or witnessed.

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Most awkward place you have puked?! on 18:45 - Jan 23 with 1226 viewsacejack3065

Baptismal font hands down.
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Most awkward place you have puked?! on 18:47 - Jan 23 with 1223 viewsPacemaker

Mate was hammered we were in a taxi, he began puking so threw up into tne poachers pocket inside his coat. Got out of taxi with no cleaning fee, walked into his house fell over step and landed on said pocket squirting sick up brand new hall carpet......he's divorced now.

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Most awkward place you have puked?! on 18:47 - Jan 23 with 1223 viewsLord_Bony

Running down a packed out bus on a Friday night after drinking in rounds with my hand over my mouth and spew and lager oozing out at high pressure with women screaming on either side as they got showered before I could reach for the doors...all very embarrassing the following day.


Long time ago.

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Most awkward place you have puked?! on 18:49 - Jan 23 with 1207 viewsJackfath

Over some blokes back in a nightclub.

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Most awkward place you have puked?! on 18:52 - Jan 23 with 1195 viewsItchySphincter

Most awkward place you have puked?! on 18:49 - Jan 23 by Jackfath

Over some blokes back in a nightclub.


I saw a chap take a p!ss down another chap's leg on the dance floor in the Riviera in Carmarthen once.

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Most awkward place you have puked?! on 18:58 - Jan 23 with 1186 viewsDyfnant

A mate spewed against the plane window and it rebounded all over the shoulder of the woman in front of him. All while they were on the runway waiting for take off.

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Most awkward place you have puked?! on 18:59 - Jan 23 with 1184 viewsOldjack

under a seat at Derby

Prosser the Tosser dwells on Phil's bum hole like a rusty old hemorrhoid ,fact You Greedy Bastards Get Out Of OUR Club!

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Most awkward place you have puked?! on 19:04 - Jan 23 with 1172 viewsPhil_S

Royal Albert Hall
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Most awkward place you have puked?! on 19:05 - Jan 23 with 1170 viewsDarran

Most awkward place you have puked?! on 19:04 - Jan 23 by Phil_S

Royal Albert Hall


What was on?

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Most awkward place you have puked?! on 19:05 - Jan 23 with 1170 viewsacejack3065

Most awkward place you have puked?! on 18:59 - Jan 23 by Oldjack

under a seat at Derby


Was that when Gorka flattened Savage and Shefki Kuqi scored a header?
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Most awkward place you have puked?! on 19:06 - Jan 23 with 1166 viewsPhil_S

Most awkward place you have puked?! on 19:05 - Jan 23 by Darran

What was on?


Jools Holland
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Most awkward place you have puked?! on 19:06 - Jan 23 with 1166 viewsDarran

Most awkward place you have puked?! on 18:59 - Jan 23 by Oldjack

under a seat at Derby


Thought you said it didn't happen?

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Most awkward place you have puked?! on 19:07 - Jan 23 with 1163 viewsDarran

Most awkward place you have puked?! on 19:06 - Jan 23 by Phil_S

Jools Holland


That's the reason then.

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Most awkward place you have puked?! on 19:15 - Jan 23 with 1148 viewsPhil_S

Most awkward place you have puked?! on 19:07 - Jan 23 by Darran

That's the reason then.


Aye probably - nothing to do with the copious amounts of alcohol
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Most awkward place you have puked?! on 19:16 - Jan 23 with 1142 viewsjackportis

Witnessed woman throw up in handbag. Gross.

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Most awkward place you have puked?! on 19:18 - Jan 23 with 1131 viewsPhil_S

Most awkward place you have puked?! on 19:16 - Jan 23 by jackportis

Witnessed woman throw up in handbag. Gross.


Had she met oldjack??
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Most awkward place you have puked?! on 19:18 - Jan 23 with 1131 viewsNeiltheTaylor

Most awkward place you have puked?! on 19:06 - Jan 23 by Darran

Thought you said it didn't happen?


I saw it.

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Most awkward place you have puked?! on 19:18 - Jan 23 with 1131 viewsOldjack

Most awkward place you have puked?! on 19:05 - Jan 23 by acejack3065

Was that when Gorka flattened Savage and Shefki Kuqi scored a header?


yes, and their keeper stuck the boot in while he was on the floor the bastard

Prosser the Tosser dwells on Phil's bum hole like a rusty old hemorrhoid ,fact You Greedy Bastards Get Out Of OUR Club!

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Most awkward place you have puked?! on 19:19 - Jan 23 with 1130 viewsdickythorpe

Spewed all over a pool table in a rugby club after i had been given loads of neat Pernod to drink. Still cringe now. My spit for about a month still smelt of the stuff.
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Most awkward place you have puked?! on 19:21 - Jan 23 with 1127 viewslibertine

across the table which was filled with people I had only just met in the anarkhali,

my partner had bumped into a group of her old Uni friends she had not seen in years

walking across the road from the Westbourne one of them passed me a joint (I had not touched the stuff for many years and even in them days I was a very occasional puffer) I drunkenly took a heavy puff, I don't even smoke tobacco.

instead of giving me the munchies it gave me the opposite it made me into paranoid embarrassing vomiting mess.
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Most awkward place you have puked?! on 19:25 - Jan 23 with 1115 viewsDarran

Most awkward place you have puked?! on 19:18 - Jan 23 by NeiltheTaylor

I saw it.


Notice he's not replying because the puking ponce has dropped himself in it?

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Most awkward place you have puked?! on 19:47 - Jan 23 with 1080 viewsOldjack

Most awkward place you have puked?! on 19:25 - Jan 23 by Darran

Notice he's not replying because the puking ponce has dropped himself in it?


I've.e not and never had you lying knob

Prosser the Tosser dwells on Phil's bum hole like a rusty old hemorrhoid ,fact You Greedy Bastards Get Out Of OUR Club!

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Most awkward place you have puked?! on 19:47 - Jan 23 with 1078 viewsDyfnant

Most awkward place you have puked?! on 19:25 - Jan 23 by Darran

Notice he's not replying because the puking ponce has dropped himself in it?


You ought to send him the bill for your ruined shoe

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Most awkward place you have puked?! on 19:51 - Jan 23 with 1066 viewsOldjack

Most awkward place you have puked?! on 19:47 - Jan 23 by Dyfnant

You ought to send him the bill for your ruined shoe


what ruined shoe ?Prosser was born too lie ,fact ,it's what he best at ,you'd do well to take this on-board

Prosser the Tosser dwells on Phil's bum hole like a rusty old hemorrhoid ,fact You Greedy Bastards Get Out Of OUR Club!

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Most awkward place you have puked?! on 19:52 - Jan 23 with 1062 viewsDarran

Most awkward place you have puked?! on 19:47 - Jan 23 by Oldjack

I've.e not and never had you lying knob


So you were throwing up under a seat at Pride Park then Smelly?

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