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Personal hygiene and others ... 12:31 - Nov 7 with 718 views

What’s your personal hygiene routine ?
I’m assuming that not everyone is the same due to the extreme amount of stinking drippy arse freaks I encounter almost daily. What’s your regime ?

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Personal hygiene and others ... on 12:34 - Nov 7 with 708 views

LeonWasGod

This was about you, wasn't it?

https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/a1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis

Personal hygiene and others ... on 13:20 - Nov 7 with 665 views

Joe_bradshaw

Personal hygiene and others ... on 12:34 - Nov 7 by LeonWasGod
This was about you, wasn't it? https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/a1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis

Fair play, that is very funny.

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Personal hygiene and others ... on 13:31 - Nov 7 with 649 views

CountyJim

I was doing a mystery shop in spoons last week I was having a slash a bloke came out of cubicle didn't didn't wash his hands and he was working in the kitchen

[Post edited 7 Nov 2019 13:43]

Personal hygiene and others ... on 13:37 - Nov 7 with 641 views

SoberBaker

My shower soaping routine is as follows:
Face
Pits
Groin
Balls/Bellend
Arsehole (BOTH HANDS to make sure full coverage is achieved!!)
Feet

[Post edited 7 Nov 2019 13:38]

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Personal hygiene and others ... on 13:42 - Nov 7 with 625 views

Darran

Personal hygiene and others ... on 13:31 - Nov 7 by CountyJim
I was doing a mystery shop in spoons last week I was having a slash a bloke came out of cubicle didn't didn't wash his hands and he was working in the kitchen [Post edited 7 Nov 2019 13:43]

Fuçk me Fred Elliott’s had a sherry.

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Personal hygiene and others ... on 14:00 - Nov 7 with 606 views

NotLoyal

Goes without saying a shower a day with a shave and anal cleansing is a bare minimum. Unlike the unwashed, This is fundamental to securing professional relationships, gaining more female company or vice versa and chomping opportunities do increase. Nothing worse than meeting a lady on a train ( not one chiefy travels on with other sight impaired lunatics ) and gaining momentum with her only to find she hasn’t washed her clump since last Wednesday and she tastes like a sardines bellend.

The unwashed on here are conspicuous by their absence.

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