| The QPR curse 10:48 - Aug 29 with 23287 views | Bluce_Ree |
"I'm quite seriously thinking there's a curse on this club." - TheBlob (on the Faurlin thread).
Let's have a look.
We are the only team to get a billionaire investor and still be rubbish.
Whenever we get supposedly good players, they end up being ridiculously average.
Jamie Cureton is my favourite example.
Apps/(Goals)
1996—2000 Bristol Rovers 168 (68)
2000—2003 Reading 108 (50)
2003—2004 Busan I'Park 21 (4)
2004—2005 Queens Park Rangers 43 (6)
When a young player gets poached by a bigger club it rarely ever works out for them. Sterling goes to Liverpool and ends up being the first foetus to play for England in the World Cup and is brilliant. I bet if he played for us still he'd be shit now. We'd find a way.
Faurlin. Genuinely nice guy and the only 'classy' midfielder we've had in a while who actually seems to care and be any good. Three ACLs in three years. F*ck.
Chelsea. Our biggest rivals. They get a billionaire investor. They then win everything including the Champions League. They then go on to have the worst ever go at defending the trophy and end up in the Europa League and still manage to f*cking win that as well. Will probably win the league this year too.
End up with the peoples' choice for England manager and get relegated. Admittedly he's got us back up by the skin of Bobby Zamora's teeth but even so.
End up with a terrible manager (Hughes) who then goes onto Stoke and makes them better.
Shaun Wright-Phillips. He's played for England so many times and is literally unable to play football when you put him in a QPR shirt. |  |
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| The QPR curse on 21:07 - Feb 7 with 3707 views | ShotKneesHoop |
| The QPR curse on 20:39 - Feb 7 by bosh67 |
Great thread. As per other ones I have to defend SWP. People say he is literally unable to play football when he wears a QPR shirt.
Last year he played in 11 games. This year he hasn't featured at all.
Has he been available for the last 50-60 games? Yes.
Is he really any worse than Phillips or Hoilett? |
Yes he is.
SWP is the B side of the Beatles "Ticket To Ride" single ..... "Blue and white's the colour that that w@nker wore, and what's more, he's shyte, yes, he is, it's true, really shyte it's true" "Blue and white's the colour that that w@nker wore, and what's more, he's shyte, yes, he is, it's true, really shyte it's true" Blue and white's the colour that that w@nker wore, and what's more, he's shyte, yes, he is, it's true, really shyte it's true" Blue and white's the colour that that w@nker wore, and what's more, he's shyte, yes, he is, it's true, really shyte it's true"
I hope you understand that he's not much cop. |  |
| Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me! |
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| The QPR curse on 21:29 - Feb 7 with 3690 views | Doughnut |
I'm quite convinced that there's something not right about our luck. One of the aspects of it is the 'reverse Midas touch' that we have with players. I knew for certain that had Defoe come here, he'd be challenging SWP for the 'complete all-round tossser trophy'
but that, should he go elsewhere, well.................... |  | | |
| The QPR curse on 21:52 - Feb 7 with 3666 views | CamberleyR |
| The QPR curse on 14:49 - Aug 29 by Tonto |
we do seem to have an ACL curse...
Faurlin x3, Langley, Carlise... all happened at the worst moment. |
Kevin Gallen. Had Gallen not done his ACL at Pompey in the second game I'm convinced we'd have got promoted that season. |  |
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| The QPR curse on 21:55 - Feb 7 with 3657 views | TopCat34 |
Shit players always score against us.
Clinton Morrison, Boncho Quenchev, Carl Cort. Bring them all out for a day against Rangers and it's goals galore. You know the worst player on the pitch is always going to get a goal, or somebody's going to get the first for the club. |  | | |
| The QPR curse on 22:14 - Feb 7 with 3634 views | eccles |
We need a human sacrifice to appease the footballing gods.
Any suggestions?
I'll start with anyone called jose,
Boswinga or mourinho. Not fussy which |  | | |
| The QPR curse on 22:15 - Feb 7 with 3631 views | CamberleyR |
We're also probably the only team that came within a point and 13 minutes of winning the league title and had a bloody good stab at getting relegated the next season.
Denied Liverpool the treble in 1986 and then lost the....oh no hang on that didn't happen did it?  | |
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| The QPR curse on 22:29 - Feb 7 with 3599 views | ozexile |
Our appalling FA cup record.
One year we lost to a car plant.
And our new premiership away losing record. |  | | |
| The QPR curse on 22:47 - Feb 7 with 3576 views | TGRRRSSS |
Just been talking about this on fb with some Rangers.
There is something throughly rotten and frankly cursed, I mean even some of these successes (Oasis in the desert you might say) hardly came without it's problems, take Promotion in 2011, there we were celebrating promotion at Watford all the while waiting for a meeting at Wembley to decide whether they would take points off us or not.
Wembley last season was boys own it must be said, but broadly speaking, we're cursed |  | | |
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| The QPR curse on 22:57 - Feb 7 with 3556 views | actonman |
Unearth a potential 20 goal a season striker .... Gets talked up for England
Instantly goals dry up and then breaks his FCKING foot leaving us well and truly up sh!t creak with no cover |  | | |
| The QPR curse on 22:58 - Feb 7 with 3555 views | highleverhoopL |
| The QPR curse on 21:01 - Feb 7 by ShotKneesHoop |
Brentford are now ....... what we ought to be. A small club in West London, punching above its weight with a tight knit bunch of supporters.
"I don't care too much for money, money can't buy me points. Everybody tells me so"
This is like 1961 in reverse. All my mates at school were Bees supporters, the cream like me went for the underdogs. It was a hoops versus stripes thing.
Still, we'll always have Wembley . |
I thought that about Brentford but then I read that Benham has pumped in £43 million so far | | | |
| The QPR curse on 23:12 - Feb 7 with 3526 views | SpiritofGregory |
| The QPR curse on 15:25 - Aug 29 by Clive_Anderson |
Ingham has got it spot on again.
I think if the Mittals had taken over we'd have been much better off long term. They had a bit of money but weren't going to go as mad as Uncle Tone. But thanks to the curse the poisoned dwarf and co refused to sell to them. |
He didn't sell to Mittal because Tony walked through the door and offered more money.
If Tony had of stayed away Mittal would have got his way, T & C were desperate to sell. |  | | |
| (No subject) (n/t) on 23:12 - Feb 7 with 3525 views | SpiritofGregory |
| The QPR curse on 15:25 - Aug 29 by Clive_Anderson |
Ingham has got it spot on again.
I think if the Mittals had taken over we'd have been much better off long term. They had a bit of money but weren't going to go as mad as Uncle Tone. But thanks to the curse the poisoned dwarf and co refused to sell to them. |
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| (No subject) (n/t) on 23:13 - Feb 7 with 3524 views | SpiritofGregory |
| The QPR curse on 15:25 - Aug 29 by Clive_Anderson |
Ingham has got it spot on again.
I think if the Mittals had taken over we'd have been much better off long term. They had a bit of money but weren't going to go as mad as Uncle Tone. But thanks to the curse the poisoned dwarf and co refused to sell to them. |
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| (No subject) (n/t) on 23:13 - Feb 7 with 3522 views | SpiritofGregory |
| The QPR curse on 15:25 - Aug 29 by Clive_Anderson |
Ingham has got it spot on again.
I think if the Mittals had taken over we'd have been much better off long term. They had a bit of money but weren't going to go as mad as Uncle Tone. But thanks to the curse the poisoned dwarf and co refused to sell to them. |
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| (No subject) (n/t) on 23:13 - Feb 7 with 3521 views | SpiritofGregory |
| The QPR curse on 15:25 - Aug 29 by Clive_Anderson |
Ingham has got it spot on again.
I think if the Mittals had taken over we'd have been much better off long term. They had a bit of money but weren't going to go as mad as Uncle Tone. But thanks to the curse the poisoned dwarf and co refused to sell to them. |
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| (No subject) (n/t) on 23:13 - Feb 7 with 3469 views | SpiritofGregory |
| The QPR curse on 15:25 - Aug 29 by Clive_Anderson |
Ingham has got it spot on again.
I think if the Mittals had taken over we'd have been much better off long term. They had a bit of money but weren't going to go as mad as Uncle Tone. But thanks to the curse the poisoned dwarf and co refused to sell to them. |
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| (No subject) (n/t) on 23:13 - Feb 7 with 3469 views | SpiritofGregory |
| The QPR curse on 15:25 - Aug 29 by Clive_Anderson |
Ingham has got it spot on again.
I think if the Mittals had taken over we'd have been much better off long term. They had a bit of money but weren't going to go as mad as Uncle Tone. But thanks to the curse the poisoned dwarf and co refused to sell to them. |
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| (No subject) (n/t) on 23:14 - Feb 7 with 3469 views | SpiritofGregory |
| The QPR curse on 15:25 - Aug 29 by Clive_Anderson |
Ingham has got it spot on again.
I think if the Mittals had taken over we'd have been much better off long term. They had a bit of money but weren't going to go as mad as Uncle Tone. But thanks to the curse the poisoned dwarf and co refused to sell to them. |
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| (No subject) (n/t) on 23:14 - Feb 7 with 3469 views | SpiritofGregory |
| The QPR curse on 15:25 - Aug 29 by Clive_Anderson |
Ingham has got it spot on again.
I think if the Mittals had taken over we'd have been much better off long term. They had a bit of money but weren't going to go as mad as Uncle Tone. But thanks to the curse the poisoned dwarf and co refused to sell to them. |
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| (No subject) (n/t) on 23:14 - Feb 7 with 3469 views | SpiritofGregory |
| The QPR curse on 15:25 - Aug 29 by Clive_Anderson |
Ingham has got it spot on again.
I think if the Mittals had taken over we'd have been much better off long term. They had a bit of money but weren't going to go as mad as Uncle Tone. But thanks to the curse the poisoned dwarf and co refused to sell to them. |
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| The QPR curse on 23:58 - Feb 7 with 3443 views | izlingtonhoop |
| The QPR curse on 19:53 - Feb 7 by Bluce_Ree |
A new one. We are immune to the 'new manager bounce.' |
It's merely a regression to the mean.
And our mean is f ücking evil... |  | | |
| The QPR curse on 09:11 - Feb 8 with 3381 views | Toast_R |
The fighting relegation and having your two best players suffer ACL injuries within 20 minutes of each other still wrangles with me.
F*cking cursed |  | | |
| The QPR curse on 13:09 - Feb 8 with 3322 views | OnlyHereForTheNiko |
| The QPR curse on 20:39 - Feb 7 by bosh67 |
Great thread. As per other ones I have to defend SWP. People say he is literally unable to play football when he wears a QPR shirt.
Last year he played in 11 games. This year he hasn't featured at all.
Has he been available for the last 50-60 games? Yes.
Is he really any worse than Phillips or Hoilett? |
"This year, he hasn't featured at all"
Burton Albion??? And he wasn't very good!
Incidentally, when it was believed that there was a gypsy curse on Birmingham City, Barry Fry attempted to lift it, by peeing in each corner of the St Andrews pitch.
Perhaps someone needs to try that at Loftus Road? [Post edited 8 Feb 2015 13:25]
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| The QPR curse on 10:02 - Feb 12 with 3211 views | CiderwithRsie |
| The QPR curse on 13:09 - Feb 8 by OnlyHereForTheNiko |
"This year, he hasn't featured at all"
Burton Albion??? And he wasn't very good!
Incidentally, when it was believed that there was a gypsy curse on Birmingham City, Barry Fry attempted to lift it, by peeing in each corner of the St Andrews pitch.
Perhaps someone needs to try that at Loftus Road? [Post edited 8 Feb 2015 13:25]
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It's all my fault.
Once I peed on all 4 corners of a gypsy.
Everything I've ever been associated has been cursed since that day. | | | |
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