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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? 12:37 - Mar 31 with 17521 viewsR_from_afar

OK, so this is a pretty trivial subject at this time of crisis and upheaval, but I am getting to the point where my crowning glory - or to be more accurate, grizzled French crop - is going to need some serious attention. I've never cut my own hair and am nervous as hell.

What are you lot planning to do? I am considering getting some electric clippers but am such a clumsy oaf that I will probably end up slicing the curtains in half, along with my own ear.


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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 07:12 - Apr 10 with 2677 views2Thomas2Bowles

I think we have a winner


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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 15:51 - Apr 10 with 2584 viewsMerkursi

Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 07:12 - Apr 10 by 2Thomas2Bowles

I think we have a winner


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Bro same here, my hair had never be longer...I bought a hair clipper, and tried to find some youtube tutorials, not much useful, and one friend of mine shared an image before and after on Facebook from this website https://cutitonyourown.com , I just did it, not too bad.

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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 12:07 - Apr 12 with 2493 viewsDorse

Just cut my son's hair. He's only just stopped crying.

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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 16:51 - Apr 12 with 2418 viewsBoston

Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 12:07 - Apr 12 by Dorse

Just cut my son's hair. He's only just stopped crying.


Try to avoid the ears.

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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 08:02 - Apr 13 with 2336 viewsDorse

Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 16:51 - Apr 12 by Boston

Try to avoid the ears.


That'll be easier next time as he doesn't have quite as many now.

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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 16:18 - Apr 17 with 2199 viewsjohncharles

Do not cut your ear lobe. DO NOT CUT YOUR EAR LOBE. I did once clumsily trimming my siders after a couple of chants. Claret all over the shop. White towels and tee shirt turned red. Looked like that bit in Reservoir Dogs.

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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 16:58 - Apr 17 with 2187 viewsHayesender

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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 19:53 - Apr 17 with 2145 viewsR_from_afar

I continue to put off the inevitable. The clippers are still in their unopened box 12 days on from me buying them...

The new plan is to just tidy up the sides, oh, and my luxuriant eye brows. However, I think once I start on it, it might get a bit like trying to make all the chair legs level: a bit here, a big there, and on and on if goes until there's hardly anything left.

My barnet is going to end up looking like that old tennis ball you let the dog play with

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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 20:12 - Apr 17 with 2127 viewseghamranger

Bought clippers, did a 2 at sides, then thought f... it. Did a 6 at top and blended it at sides, wife helped with the back.

Well I am 51 now, balding at top, so hardly a big deal and it saves me £15 every few weeks at the Turks in the high street.

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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 15:47 - Apr 21 with 2038 viewsMickS_

Just had my first home trim. Is there a haircut helpline?
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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 15:53 - Apr 21 with 2023 viewsSilverfoxqpr

I know I posted elsewhere in this thread so with reference to that I went for a it a week or so ago. Asked the Mrs to set it to two thinking it would be a grade two. Obviously not, was in fact two millimetres. Be warned boys.
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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 15:55 - Apr 21 with 2006 viewsMickS_

Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 15:53 - Apr 21 by Silverfoxqpr

I know I posted elsewhere in this thread so with reference to that I went for a it a week or so ago. Asked the Mrs to set it to two thinking it would be a grade two. Obviously not, was in fact two millimetres. Be warned boys.


My wife used a “thrifty cut” clipper. Check and be warned.
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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 17:10 - Apr 21 with 1970 viewsCLAREMAN1995

Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 07:12 - Apr 10 by 2Thomas2Bowles

I think we have a winner


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That is brilliant but frightening.He seemed so casual yet I kept expecting to see a chunk of ear flying off but I have to tip my cap to him .I suspect he is a sheep farmer with those shears and that hand eye coordination .Amazing
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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 18:39 - Apr 21 with 1923 viewsloftboy

Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 15:53 - Apr 21 by Silverfoxqpr

I know I posted elsewhere in this thread so with reference to that I went for a it a week or so ago. Asked the Mrs to set it to two thinking it would be a grade two. Obviously not, was in fact two millimetres. Be warned boys.


2 mm is a grade 2, I have a 0.5 which is the blade without a plastic thingy on it.

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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 18:57 - Apr 21 with 1903 viewsPunteR

My missus had a bit of a mare at the weekend thankfully solved now. She decided to colour her own hair aided by our 17 year old daughter. Blond was the colour on the box.
Jeeezus!!. Turned her practically albino with orange stripes. She looked like a James bond villain or something. Never seen anything like it!. Of course I had to make out it wasn't too bad. Lots of tears poor thing. I told her i have some Creosote from the shed we could use.
She managed to dye her back to some sort of normal colour again. Thank goodness. Actually looks quite good now. Mine on the otherhand is starting to look like Lou Ferringos Hulk from the 80s.

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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 12:05 - May 7 with 1771 viewsBrianMcCarthy

I've finally done it.

On my own in the house so it was.... interesting.

Grade 4 all over, then 3 back and sides, then fade with 2, then fade with 1.

Thanks God I can't see the back of it!

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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 12:10 - May 7 with 1764 views2Thomas2Bowles

Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 12:05 - May 7 by BrianMcCarthy

I've finally done it.

On my own in the house so it was.... interesting.

Grade 4 all over, then 3 back and sides, then fade with 2, then fade with 1.

Thanks God I can't see the back of it!


It's fine...

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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 12:14 - May 7 with 1746 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 12:10 - May 7 by 2Thomas2Bowles

It's fine...


Probably not far off!

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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 12:15 - May 7 with 1739 views2Thomas2Bowles

Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 12:14 - May 7 by BrianMcCarthy

Probably not far off!


It will grow back....................... probably

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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 13:27 - May 7 with 1682 viewsBoston

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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 13:27 - May 19 with 1522 viewsR_from_afar

So, I had a go at trimming my bonce a few weeks ago and, well, both my ears survived, which is nice. I chickened out of attempting a full haircut and just focused on sorting out the sides.

But that was then and the need to really lay into my increasingly luxuriant mane is increasing. I have to say, I'm worried! I have dug out my QPR beanie, in case it all goes horribly Pete Tong....

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 15:02 - May 19 with 1492 viewsdaveB

My misses has been cutting my hair and the other day I asked her to do me a mohican, she said i'd look an idiot and that I was 44 and should grow up. I stood my ground so I now have a sort of a mohican and look a bit Jedward, she was right I do look a right prat but just to annoy her I am sticking with it
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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 15:13 - May 19 with 1459 viewsMickS_

Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 12:10 - May 7 by 2Thomas2Bowles

It's fine...


Has Brian turned into a Gloucestershire Old Spot? Don’t forget The Haircut Helpline if you need it mate.
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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 15:20 - May 19 with 1448 viewsWokingR

Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 15:02 - May 19 by daveB

My misses has been cutting my hair and the other day I asked her to do me a mohican, she said i'd look an idiot and that I was 44 and should grow up. I stood my ground so I now have a sort of a mohican and look a bit Jedward, she was right I do look a right prat but just to annoy her I am sticking with it


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Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 16:01 - May 19 with 1431 viewsBoston

Haircuts! What's your plan? Will you cut your own? on 18:57 - Apr 21 by PunteR

My missus had a bit of a mare at the weekend thankfully solved now. She decided to colour her own hair aided by our 17 year old daughter. Blond was the colour on the box.
Jeeezus!!. Turned her practically albino with orange stripes. She looked like a James bond villain or something. Never seen anything like it!. Of course I had to make out it wasn't too bad. Lots of tears poor thing. I told her i have some Creosote from the shed we could use.
She managed to dye her back to some sort of normal colour again. Thank goodness. Actually looks quite good now. Mine on the otherhand is starting to look like Lou Ferringos Hulk from the 80s.


Yeah, my missus has been dying her own as well and it looks quite good in my opinion. Next week she’s going to try the hair on her head.

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