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The Maltese Falcon 17:35 - Jul 3 with 3828 viewsBoston

After a gap of 50 plus years, I watched this film noir classic again. Don't get me wrong, I really enjoyed it, but Humphrey Bogart was a bollocks actor, all he had was a wonky accent. And the dialogue was f*cking shite.




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The Maltese Falcon on 17:44 - Jul 3 with 3763 viewsE17hoop

Hard agree. It's held up as a classic but is seriously flawed.

It's always noisiest at the shallow end
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The Maltese Falcon on 19:44 - Jul 3 with 3634 viewscolinallcars

I don't think ol' Bogie really needed to be a great actor.
I must have every one of his films on DVD. He was laconic, great facial expressions, the right voice.
The Caine Mutiny was probably my favourite and of course, Casablanca.
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The Maltese Falcon on 20:08 - Jul 3 with 3591 viewsBrianMcCarthy

It's one of my favourite films of all time, but somehow I still agree, Boston!

It starts very well - noir, moody, lots of spaces, but by the end it's ridiculously cheesy, the dialogue is far too wordy, it has that thing that I hate in films where they feel like stage plays - walls too closed in, no movement, no facial expressions, just words, words, words.

Gutman's character is brilliant, though. Keeps the film together, in my view. Nearly every second sentence seems to include the phrase 'I do love a man who...' but he cracks me up anyway.

Cairo is a cracking bad guy, weak and devoid of morals.

Bogart's character is maybe a bit more linear and basic under Hammet and Huston's writing than it would be under Chandler, and the female roles are nowhere near as complex as in the better noirs.

But, still, treated as light entertainment and maybe even slapstick, it always delivers for me.

But it is, clearly, nowhere near 'Casablanca' or the masterly 'The Big Sleep'.
So, on that level, I get you.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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The Maltese Falcon on 20:12 - Jul 3 with 3576 viewsSonic_Hoop

It appears that Barry Norman faked his death and moved to Boston.
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The Maltese Falcon on 20:38 - Jul 3 with 3526 viewsBrianMcCarthy

The Maltese Falcon on 20:12 - Jul 3 by Sonic_Hoop

It appears that Barry Norman faked his death and moved to Boston.


"And why not?"

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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The Maltese Falcon on 20:41 - Jul 3 with 3522 viewsSonic_Hoop

The Maltese Falcon on 20:38 - Jul 3 by BrianMcCarthy

"And why not?"


I laughed out loud. Terrific.
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The Maltese Falcon on 04:47 - Jul 4 with 3339 viewsPlanetHonneywood

The Maltese Falcon on 19:44 - Jul 3 by colinallcars

I don't think ol' Bogie really needed to be a great actor.
I must have every one of his films on DVD. He was laconic, great facial expressions, the right voice.
The Caine Mutiny was probably my favourite and of course, Casablanca.


Oooohh, yes Sir, I'd can Bogie,
I'm agreed with ol' Boston.
Bogie, Bogie
Not all night looooong!

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The Maltese Falcon on 14:18 - Jul 4 with 3166 viewsdsw2509

The African Queen is a good movie.
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The Maltese Falcon on 18:44 - Jul 4 with 3058 viewsdandaqpr

For me , Casablanca is the greatest film of all time. I watch it at least once a year and find something new to appreciate nearly every time. H Bogart is excellent in that film , as are all the cast, who have well rounded characters no matter how small their part is .
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The Maltese Falcon on 20:19 - Jul 4 with 2961 viewscolinallcars

The Maltese Falcon on 18:44 - Jul 4 by dandaqpr

For me , Casablanca is the greatest film of all time. I watch it at least once a year and find something new to appreciate nearly every time. H Bogart is excellent in that film , as are all the cast, who have well rounded characters no matter how small their part is .
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One of the most quoted films of all time.
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The Maltese Falcon on 20:29 - Jul 4 with 2939 viewswillesdenr

Prefer Yes Minister, Humphrey was brilliant in that series.
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The Maltese Falcon on 23:19 - Jul 4 with 2855 viewsBoston


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The Maltese Falcon on 12:42 - Jul 5 with 2723 viewsSonic_Hoop

That reminds me of the classic game show "Give us a Clue" when Lionel Blair got overexcited after being given 2 minutes on the African Queen.
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The Maltese Falcon on 14:19 - Jul 5 with 2670 viewsE17hoop

The Maltese Falcon on 20:19 - Jul 4 by colinallcars

One of the most quoted films of all time.


One of the most misquoted films of all time.

It's always noisiest at the shallow end
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The Maltese Falcon on 14:39 - Jul 5 with 2648 viewscolinallcars

The Maltese Falcon on 14:19 - Jul 5 by E17hoop

One of the most misquoted films of all time.


Of course he didn't say “play it again Sam”, but a dozen or so others. My fav is “all the bars and gin joints in the world and she has to walk into mine.”
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The Maltese Falcon on 15:38 - Jul 5 with 2595 viewsMetallica_Hoop

Punched above his weight though.


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The Maltese Falcon on 09:24 - Jul 6 with 2384 viewsBrianMcCarthy


"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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The Maltese Falcon on 22:00 - Jul 7 with 2019 viewsCincyHoop

The Maltese Falcon on 15:38 - Jul 5 by Metallica_Hoop

Punched above his weight though.



Woof.
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