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I got crapped on by a large pigeon at Clapham Junction at 22.58 23:15 - Dec 13 with 2595 viewsnumptydumpty

Kind of sums up the game.

Never been crapped on by a bird before.

A new and unpleasant experience !!!!

Would not recommend !!!

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I got crapped on by a large pigeon at Clapham Junction at 22.58 on 23:22 - Dec 13 with 2548 viewsbosh67

"Never been crapped on by a bird before."

Allegedly Donald Trump has paid good money for this.

Never knowingly right.
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I got crapped on by a large pigeon at Clapham Junction at 22.58 on 23:58 - Dec 13 with 2492 viewsed_83

In terms of unpleasant things happening on the way to / from the game, I had similar feelings about my girlfriend and me getting hassled by a drunk idiot in the defectors weld before kickoff. Normally very well-behaved in there, was pretty taken aback. Also kind of summed up the game for me.
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I got crapped on by a large pigeon at Clapham Junction at 22.58 on 14:04 - Dec 14 with 2271 viewsPlanetHonneywood

Numpty, so we can all avoid such an unfortunate fate: could you be more precise as to where exactly this occurred and give some details about what the pigeon looked like?

Thanks fella.

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I got crapped on by a large pigeon at Clapham Junction at 22.58 on 14:10 - Dec 14 with 2259 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

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I got crapped on by a large pigeon at Clapham Junction at 22.58 on 14:20 - Dec 14 with 2228 viewsEastR

I believe that was the 22.15 from Trafalgar Sq via Waterloo and Clapham junction. Unluckily for you it was running 10 mins late, and scared.

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I got crapped on by a large pigeon at Clapham Junction at 22.58 on 14:30 - Dec 14 with 2195 viewsBenny_the_Ball

My first car was a wee MG Midget. One summer, I was at the traffic lights waiting for it turn green. Sun shining, roof down, shades on, thinking that I was the bees knees. I catch the eye of a young lady passing by. As the lights turn green, I try to play it cool and gently caress the car into first, only to find that a pigeon has crapped all over the gear knob. The look on her face was priceless. That said, it got me a date so it turned out good in the end.
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I got crapped on by a large pigeon at Clapham Junction at 22.58 on 15:13 - Dec 14 with 2147 viewsPlanetHonneywood

I got crapped on by a large pigeon at Clapham Junction at 22.58 on 14:30 - Dec 14 by Benny_the_Ball

My first car was a wee MG Midget. One summer, I was at the traffic lights waiting for it turn green. Sun shining, roof down, shades on, thinking that I was the bees knees. I catch the eye of a young lady passing by. As the lights turn green, I try to play it cool and gently caress the car into first, only to find that a pigeon has crapped all over the gear knob. The look on her face was priceless. That said, it got me a date so it turned out good in the end.


A woman goes on a date with you because a bird shat on your gear stick!

Im left wondering what the fcuk did/would she do if you bought her dinner?

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I got crapped on by a large pigeon at Clapham Junction at 22.58 on 15:33 - Dec 14 with 2127 viewsWokingR

I got crapped on by a large pigeon at Clapham Junction at 22.58 on 15:13 - Dec 14 by PlanetHonneywood

A woman goes on a date with you because a bird shat on your gear stick!

Im left wondering what the fcuk did/would she do if you bought her dinner?


She would shit on his gearstick
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I got crapped on by a large pigeon at Clapham Junction at 22.58 on 15:41 - Dec 14 with 2103 viewsToast_R

Better get on to Garry

[Post edited 14 Dec 2023 15:43]
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I got crapped on by a large pigeon at Clapham Junction at 22.58 on 15:59 - Dec 14 with 2066 viewsMick_S

I got crapped on by a large pigeon at Clapham Junction at 22.58 on 15:41 - Dec 14 by Toast_R

Better get on to Garry

[Post edited 14 Dec 2023 15:43]


Quite funny for Chelsea.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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I got crapped on by a large pigeon at Clapham Junction at 22.58 on 16:30 - Dec 14 with 2013 viewsnumptydumpty

I got crapped on by a large pigeon at Clapham Junction at 22.58 on 14:04 - Dec 14 by PlanetHonneywood

Numpty, so we can all avoid such an unfortunate fate: could you be more precise as to where exactly this occurred and give some details about what the pigeon looked like?

Thanks fella.


Just avoid platform six especially the area adjacent to the vending machines.

There were two pigeons above me on the beams above.

I am certain they were in collaboration and celebrated when they hit their target.

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I got crapped on by a large pigeon at Clapham Junction at 22.58 on 17:34 - Dec 14 with 1944 viewsPlanetHonneywood

There's a Netflix film just waiting to be made here.

However, until then...thoughts and prayers!

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I got crapped on by a large pigeon at Clapham Junction at 22.58 on 18:38 - Dec 14 with 1875 viewshubble

Reminds me of that old joke: what do you do if a bird shits on your windscreen?

Stop going out with her.


(I hope I haven't offended anyone with such unreconstructed terminology).

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I got crapped on by a large pigeon at Clapham Junction at 22.58 on 19:05 - Dec 14 with 1846 viewsTacticalR

It's supposed to be lucky isn't it?

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I got crapped on by a large pigeon at Clapham Junction at 22.58 on 11:27 - Dec 15 with 1665 viewsnumptydumpty

I got crapped on by a large pigeon at Clapham Junction at 22.58 on 17:34 - Dec 14 by PlanetHonneywood

There's a Netflix film just waiting to be made here.

However, until then...thoughts and prayers!


Cheers Man.

Appreciate the kind words.

I am trying to move forwards with my life but keep getting flashbacks...

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I got crapped on by a large pigeon at Clapham Junction at 22.58 on 11:30 - Dec 15 with 1664 viewsnumptydumpty

I got crapped on by a large pigeon at Clapham Junction at 22.58 on 19:05 - Dec 14 by TacticalR

It's supposed to be lucky isn't it?


The person that came out with that phrase has clearly never been sh@t on, by a large pigeon !!!

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I got crapped on by a large pigeon at Clapham Junction at 22.58 on 13:11 - Dec 15 with 1622 viewsMick_S

I got crapped on by a large pigeon at Clapham Junction at 22.58 on 11:30 - Dec 15 by numptydumpty

The person that came out with that phrase has clearly never been sh@t on, by a large pigeon !!!


Count yourself lucky, numpty - you want some, or what?



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Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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