| Cobblers 23:22 - Oct 11 with 10158 views | qprxtc |
No one says that anymore
Get knotted you toerag.
Nor that
Or “That’ll be less than 6 quid for that pint mate”
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| Cobblers on 11:18 - Oct 13 with 1640 views | timcocking |
Used to have a bar in Covent Garden once. We put a sign on the door for the toilet saying 'bog'. Health and safety made us change it back to toilet. |  | | |
| Cobblers on 12:07 - Oct 13 with 1589 views | ShotKneesHoop |
| Cobblers on 00:19 - Oct 13 by Boston |
Karzi |
Going for a "Sprarzy in the Kharzi" = having a piss
"Peppering the porcelain" - a bad case of the shits
"Bashing yer bishop,"- "Nifty Fifty", - a "J Arthur" : "Taking the spitting snake for a walk" = you know what [Post edited 13 Oct 2019 12:16]
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| Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me! |
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| Cobblers on 12:53 - Oct 13 with 1556 views | 2Thomas2Bowles |
| Cobblers on 12:07 - Oct 13 by ShotKneesHoop |
Going for a "Sprarzy in the Kharzi" = having a piss
"Peppering the porcelain" - a bad case of the shits
"Bashing yer bishop,"- "Nifty Fifty", - a "J Arthur" : "Taking the spitting snake for a walk" = you know what [Post edited 13 Oct 2019 12:16]
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| Cobblers on 12:55 - Oct 13 with 1553 views | Pommyhoop |
Herman Monk |  |
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| Cobblers on 14:26 - Oct 13 with 1521 views | Hayesender |
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| Cobblers on 15:28 - Oct 13 with 1503 views | flynnbo |
Cherry ripe or Doing a cherry;
Jammy. |  | | |
| Cobblers on 15:36 - Oct 13 with 1490 views | colinallcars |
| Cobblers on 11:18 - Oct 13 by timcocking |
Used to have a bar in Covent Garden once. We put a sign on the door for the toilet saying 'bog'. Health and safety made us change it back to toilet. |
Another expression I've not heard in years, to describe someone who's not too clever, “ 'he's as dim as a piss'ole light “ |  | | |
| Cobblers on 15:57 - Oct 13 with 1482 views | ShotKneesHoop |
| Cobblers on 15:36 - Oct 13 by colinallcars |
Another expression I've not heard in years, to describe someone who's not too clever, “ 'he's as dim as a piss'ole light “ |
An older one is "as bright as a TOC H lamp". Any other old gits remember that phrase? | |
| Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me! |
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| Cobblers on 16:01 - Oct 13 with 1476 views | ShotKneesHoop |
Adding the word "Rank" ruins the cockney rhyming element,
As in the following - Barnet, Butchers, China, Plates, Boracic, Chalfonts, Grumble, etc | |
| Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me! |
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| Cobblers on 16:19 - Oct 13 with 1465 views | FredManRave |
Sort.
As in, she's a right sort. |  |
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| Cobblers on 16:28 - Oct 13 with 1462 views | smegma |
| Cobblers on 16:01 - Oct 13 by ShotKneesHoop |
Adding the word "Rank" ruins the cockney rhyming element,
As in the following - Barnet, Butchers, China, Plates, Boracic, Chalfonts, Grumble, etc |
Grumble is my fave slang. It was once used in a Steptoe episode. Probably wouldn't be allowed today. |  | | |
| Cobblers on 16:32 - Oct 13 with 1454 views | Boston |
| Cobblers on 16:28 - Oct 13 by smegma |
Grumble is my fave slang. It was once used in a Steptoe episode. Probably wouldn't be allowed today. |
Musn't grumble,eh? | |
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| Cobblers on 17:01 - Oct 13 with 1450 views | FredManRave |
Yuppie | |
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| Cobblers on 18:30 - Oct 13 with 1424 views | ShotKneesHoop |
| Cobblers on 16:32 - Oct 13 by Boston |
Musn't grumble,eh? |
Or Grunt ........ | |
| Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me! |
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| Cobblers on 19:47 - Oct 13 with 1402 views | CiderwithRsie |
| Cobblers on 15:57 - Oct 13 by ShotKneesHoop |
An older one is "as bright as a TOC H lamp". Any other old gits remember that phrase? |
Always "dim as.." when I heard it. One off my mum's favourite phrases. | | | |
| Cobblers on 19:51 - Oct 13 with 1397 views | longbottom |
Gawd luv a duck as my grandad used to say. |  | | |
| Cobblers on 22:50 - Oct 13 with 1364 views | Boston |
"You're gonna get your fcuking heads kicked in". | |
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| Cobblers on 23:35 - Oct 13 with 1348 views | E17hoop |
When did we stop flicking Vs and started giving the finger? |  |
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| Cobblers on 01:54 - Oct 14 with 1324 views | Hitch |
snatch |  | | |
| Cobblers on 02:10 - Oct 14 with 1320 views | FredManRave |
| Cobblers on 01:54 - Oct 14 by Hitch |
snatch |
Top 5 on my list of favourite films.
First, place on my list of favourite places to visit. [Post edited 14 Oct 2019 2:30]
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| Cobblers on 09:20 - Oct 14 with 1277 views | Mick_S |
You ninny. |  |
| Did I ever mention that I was in Minder? |
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| Cobblers on 09:31 - Oct 14 with 1266 views | Esox_Lucius |
Dogs are barking. |  |
| The grass is always greener. |
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| Cobblers on 09:32 - Oct 14 with 1263 views | qprxtc |
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| Cobblers on 09:35 - Oct 14 with 1260 views | Mick_S |
"No fear" - 7 year olds' expression of f uck that. | |
| Did I ever mention that I was in Minder? |
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