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Cut My Garden Please 01:46 - May 28 with 2788 viewsJack123

Wow.

I'm a member of a few Swansea local FB groups, and I can't believe how many young fit people are requesting recommendations for someone to cut their garden. WTf?

I can't believe it, it's quite enjoyable on a nice day, doing a spot of strimming and mowing, why on earth would you give someone x amount of money, when you can do it yourself.

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Cut My Garden Please on 08:46 - May 29 with 768 viewsWhiterockin

Cut My Garden Please on 08:44 - May 29 by Dr_Parnassus

My work/life balance is fantastic, that’s what happens when you are successful.

You don’t end up getting bitter about people having a gardener then. Send me your CV I’ll see if I can help.


I wished you good luck.
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Cut My Garden Please on 08:48 - May 29 with 753 viewsDr_Parnassus

Cut My Garden Please on 08:46 - May 29 by Whiterockin

I wished you good luck.


I saw that, thanks.

The offer is open.

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Cut My Garden Please on 10:17 - May 29 with 701 viewsSTID2017

Cut My Garden Please on 08:44 - May 29 by Dr_Parnassus

My work/life balance is fantastic, that’s what happens when you are successful.

You don’t end up getting bitter about people having a gardener then. Send me your CV I’ll see if I can help.


Wow, so you employ a gardener.
Come back and boast when you employ a butler, maid and chauffeur eh ?
If your work life balance is so fantastic, how come you are on here for about 16 hours a day ?
Melbourne is a lovely city.
Maybe you should get out and enjoy it instead of wasting so much time on here ?

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Cut My Garden Please on 10:42 - May 29 with 678 viewsLorax

Cut My Garden Please on 10:17 - May 29 by STID2017

Wow, so you employ a gardener.
Come back and boast when you employ a butler, maid and chauffeur eh ?
If your work life balance is so fantastic, how come you are on here for about 16 hours a day ?
Melbourne is a lovely city.
Maybe you should get out and enjoy it instead of wasting so much time on here ?


My wife has a gardener, a butler and chauffeur too! I only have a maid though.

I have a pretty good work/life balance, plenty wouldn't call me successful but as a family, we are all happy, I'm very happy and content which to me IS success.

No point in having a highfalutin job if it turns you into...well, you know!

Happiness is the greatest success.
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Cut My Garden Please on 10:44 - May 29 with 675 viewsDr_Parnassus

Cut My Garden Please on 10:17 - May 29 by STID2017

Wow, so you employ a gardener.
Come back and boast when you employ a butler, maid and chauffeur eh ?
If your work life balance is so fantastic, how come you are on here for about 16 hours a day ?
Melbourne is a lovely city.
Maybe you should get out and enjoy it instead of wasting so much time on here ?


Why do you believe it is boasting? This thread is talking about those that employ gardeners, should I not have had a say then? We have a maid once a week too, but maybe I shouldn’t say that if it upsets you.

I’m not on here for 16 hours a day, it’s not a physical place. I posted from the Melbourne F1 the other week, I posted from the Australian Open in January. I’ve posted from Whitsunday Islands and the Caribbean.

Maybe you should go outside a bit and realise you can access the internet on a mobile device. Technology eh?
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Cut My Garden Please on 10:47 - May 29 with 672 viewsDr_Parnassus

Cut My Garden Please on 10:42 - May 29 by Lorax

My wife has a gardener, a butler and chauffeur too! I only have a maid though.

I have a pretty good work/life balance, plenty wouldn't call me successful but as a family, we are all happy, I'm very happy and content which to me IS success.

No point in having a highfalutin job if it turns you into...well, you know!

Happiness is the greatest success.


It’s better to be successful in both if you ask me, it’s not a choice of one or the other.

No need to be bitter chaps. People hire gardeners, get over it.

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Cut My Garden Please on 10:51 - May 29 with 672 viewsshingle

Cut My Garden Please on 02:50 - May 29 by Dr_Parnassus

I don’t cut my own grass no, but a forum isn’t a physical place and doesn’t restrict what you can and can’t do.

Think.


You can not cut grass when you spend all your time on a forum, your way to obsessed about answering everyone who is taking the piss-out of you. anyway cutting grass would be to much of an ordeal for you seeing as you have not been able to look down and see your toes for a number years.
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Cut My Garden Please on 10:55 - May 29 with 665 viewsDr_Parnassus

Cut My Garden Please on 10:51 - May 29 by shingle

You can not cut grass when you spend all your time on a forum, your way to obsessed about answering everyone who is taking the piss-out of you. anyway cutting grass would be to much of an ordeal for you seeing as you have not been able to look down and see your toes for a number years.


I will always respond to jealous trolls, it’s entertaining.

But you are right, I have far more interesting things to do than cut the grass. Happy to pay someone to do it for me and spread a little joy. Why on earth wouldn’t I be able to see my toes? I’m pretty obsessive with my fitness too, plus my veganism, plus my work.

It provides me and my family hopefully a long and successful happy life. Try it, I highly recommend it. You won’t have to troll on the internet then.

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Cut My Garden Please on 11:05 - May 29 with 662 viewsshingle

Cut My Garden Please on 10:55 - May 29 by Dr_Parnassus

I will always respond to jealous trolls, it’s entertaining.

But you are right, I have far more interesting things to do than cut the grass. Happy to pay someone to do it for me and spread a little joy. Why on earth wouldn’t I be able to see my toes? I’m pretty obsessive with my fitness too, plus my veganism, plus my work.

It provides me and my family hopefully a long and successful happy life. Try it, I highly recommend it. You won’t have to troll on the internet then.


Your not on about Trolls again why an earth don't you go and see someone and get some help, you must hate Norway.
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Cut My Garden Please on 11:07 - May 29 with 655 viewsDr_Parnassus

Cut My Garden Please on 11:05 - May 29 by shingle

Your not on about Trolls again why an earth don't you go and see someone and get some help, you must hate Norway.


Why would I need help with it? I handle them exceptionally well. I’m sure you know that first hand.

Now relax, you are going to pop a lung.

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Cut My Garden Please on 11:48 - May 29 with 641 viewsBryanSwan

Cut My Garden Please on 08:21 - May 29 by Whiterockin

I have no issues with gardeners ect some elderly or disabled people are unable to maintain their gardens and are very proud. Just as long as the people doing the job pay their tax.


If people can afford to or can't thats on them, if a bloke grafting can make a few bob out of the situation thats great.
Its they way of the world now, £100 tv deals, expensive financed cars, designer clothes, god knows what else.
A gardener really isn't that bad in that respect.

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Cut My Garden Please on 11:51 - May 29 with 627 viewsDr_Parnassus

Cut My Garden Please on 11:48 - May 29 by BryanSwan

If people can afford to or can't thats on them, if a bloke grafting can make a few bob out of the situation thats great.
Its they way of the world now, £100 tv deals, expensive financed cars, designer clothes, god knows what else.
A gardener really isn't that bad in that respect.


Correct, It’s capitalism.

Not sure why people seem so worked up about it. Who buys food when they are out? Why don’t you just make it at home and take it with you…

Etc etc etc

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Cut My Garden Please on 12:37 - May 29 with 594 viewsSTID2017

Cut My Garden Please on 11:51 - May 29 by Dr_Parnassus

Correct, It’s capitalism.

Not sure why people seem so worked up about it. Who buys food when they are out? Why don’t you just make it at home and take it with you…

Etc etc etc


That is called a packed lunch son.
Often do that when going to the beautiful beaches and parks surrounding us..
Did that yesterday down Oxwich.
Had my phone with me, although only for emergencies.
Better things to do there than reading what our Bore Down Under has to say ...
Point isn't about having a gardener, it's about your whole attitude to everyone on here.
Shame you never realise that.
Even OHL has got peed off with you and put you in your place.
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Cut My Garden Please on 13:00 - May 29 with 572 viewsDr_Parnassus

Cut My Garden Please on 12:37 - May 29 by STID2017

That is called a packed lunch son.
Often do that when going to the beautiful beaches and parks surrounding us..
Did that yesterday down Oxwich.
Had my phone with me, although only for emergencies.
Better things to do there than reading what our Bore Down Under has to say ...
Point isn't about having a gardener, it's about your whole attitude to everyone on here.
Shame you never realise that.
Even OHL has got peed off with you and put you in your place.
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It is called a packed lunch yes, so why do restaurants exist when people can cook for themselves or make a packed lunch?

If the point you are making isn’t about a gardener then can you stop derailing yet another thread with your obsessive nonsense lad?

I couldn’t give a damn who get “peed off” by being corrected. The bloke said we had 10 men and were leading in the play off final, if he gets annoyed by me correcting him then that’s on him, couldn’t give a damn, lad.

You took me off ignore in order to do this. Remember that, these threads are being destroyed as a result of your actions. Nobody else’s.
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Cut My Garden Please on 13:03 - May 29 with 574 viewsswan65split

Cut My Garden Please on 08:21 - May 29 by Whiterockin

I have no issues with gardeners ect some elderly or disabled people are unable to maintain their gardens and are very proud. Just as long as the people doing the job pay their tax.


My wif and I tidied up our elderly limited mobility neighbours front yesterday (no grass) just weeded out his terracing etc , then put some deterrent down last night.

Dont think he knows yet.
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Cut My Garden Please on 13:53 - May 29 with 554 viewsWhiterockin

Cut My Garden Please on 13:03 - May 29 by swan65split

My wif and I tidied up our elderly limited mobility neighbours front yesterday (no grass) just weeded out his terracing etc , then put some deterrent down last night.

Dont think he knows yet.


Well done.

We should all look after our needy neighbours.
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Cut My Garden Please on 17:55 - May 29 with 501 viewsswan65split

Cut My Garden Please on 13:53 - May 29 by Whiterockin

Well done.

We should all look after our needy neighbours.


Not sure if he will be a happy man though....he hasn't had my bill yet.















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Cut My Garden Please on 18:02 - May 29 with 497 viewsshingle

Cut My Garden Please on 10:55 - May 29 by Dr_Parnassus

I will always respond to jealous trolls, it’s entertaining.

But you are right, I have far more interesting things to do than cut the grass. Happy to pay someone to do it for me and spread a little joy. Why on earth wouldn’t I be able to see my toes? I’m pretty obsessive with my fitness too, plus my veganism, plus my work.

It provides me and my family hopefully a long and successful happy life. Try it, I highly recommend it. You won’t have to troll on the internet then.


You say you always respond to jealous trolls but you always respond to everything and anything and you are the only one on here who can not see that you are the forum joke figure, that is why everyone is taking the piss out of you, i pop on here for ten minutes to wind you up and see that you have been here all day responding to all the others who are winding you up, you just cannot see or understand what is being done to you.
Think or at least ask the carer who cuts your grass to explain this to you whilst he is feeding you.
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Cut My Garden Please on 18:03 - May 29 with 493 viewsDr_Parnassus

Cut My Garden Please on 18:02 - May 29 by shingle

You say you always respond to jealous trolls but you always respond to everything and anything and you are the only one on here who can not see that you are the forum joke figure, that is why everyone is taking the piss out of you, i pop on here for ten minutes to wind you up and see that you have been here all day responding to all the others who are winding you up, you just cannot see or understand what is being done to you.
Think or at least ask the carer who cuts your grass to explain this to you whilst he is feeding you.


You sound awfully upset again.

Relax lad.

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Cut My Garden Please on 18:08 - May 29 with 492 viewsshingle

Cut My Garden Please on 18:03 - May 29 by Dr_Parnassus

You sound awfully upset again.

Relax lad.


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Cut My Garden Please on 18:09 - May 29 with 488 viewsDr_Parnassus

Cut My Garden Please on 18:08 - May 29 by shingle



But if I don’t feed you, you won’t entertain me.

Advice denied.

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Cut My Garden Please on 18:15 - May 29 with 483 viewsshingle

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Cut My Garden Please on 18:16 - May 29 with 479 viewsDr_Parnassus

Cut My Garden Please on 18:15 - May 29 by shingle




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Cut My Garden Please on 21:21 - May 29 with 433 viewsTreforys_Jack

I have a window cleaner , proper posh I am.
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Cut My Garden Please on 22:19 - May 29 with 423 viewsSTID2017

Cut My Garden Please on 17:55 - May 29 by swan65split

Not sure if he will be a happy man though....he hasn't had my bill yet.


















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