| Has anyone heard the term having a dump before 20:30 - Nov 12 with 3786 views | Darran |
I don’t mean taking a shit it’s sonething to do with blood pressure or like having a flush or something.
This woman comes to the house to talk to the wife about an art exhibition and she doesn’t drive so her daughter and son in law bring her.
We have a cuppa and a few biccies then after about 30 minutes the woman goes bright red,virtually scarlet and starts staring into space with a vacant look on her face.
Her daughter could see me looking and says to me it’s ok she’s just having a dump.
Well I tell you what I was fuçking horrified. I’m there in my own living room thinking blimey she’s taking a shit on my settee.
I had to go out of the room for 10 minutes untill the wife came to look for me and explain,she hadn’t heard it either but they’d elaborated more when I’d left the room.
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| Has anyone heard the term having a dump before on 20:31 - Nov 12 with 2866 views | Neath_Jack |
That's your best ever contribution to this board.
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| Has anyone heard the term having a dump before on 20:33 - Nov 12 with 2857 views | WarwickHunt |
You're lucky she wasn't Asian. |  | | |
| Has anyone heard the term having a dump before on 20:34 - Nov 12 with 2850 views | Darran |
| Has anyone heard the term having a dump before on 20:31 - Nov 12 by Neath_Jack |
That's your best ever contribution to this board.
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Tell you what after they’d left I laughed so much I had to have a squirt of Amys asthma pump.
I thought my lungs were going to cave in. | |
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| Has anyone heard the term having a dump before on 20:35 - Nov 12 with 2846 views | Darran |
| Has anyone heard the term having a dump before on 20:33 - Nov 12 by WarwickHunt |
You're lucky she wasn't Asian. |
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| Has anyone heard the term having a dump before on 20:42 - Nov 12 with 2820 views | Fireboy2 |
| Has anyone heard the term having a dump before on 20:31 - Nov 12 by Neath_Jack |
That's your best ever contribution to this board.
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By a country mile |  | | |
| Has anyone heard the term having a dump before on 20:42 - Nov 12 with 2816 views | Flashberryjack |
| Has anyone heard the term having a dump before on 20:35 - Nov 12 by Darran |
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Did she sh&t on your sofa or didn't she ? |  |
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| Has anyone heard the term having a dump before on 20:43 - Nov 12 with 2811 views | exiledclaseboy |
This has genuinely made me laugh long and loud. I can’t remember the last time this site did that. |  |
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| Has anyone heard the term having a dump before on 20:44 - Nov 12 with 2805 views | Darran |
| Has anyone heard the term having a dump before on 20:42 - Nov 12 by Flashberryjack |
Did she sh&t on your sofa or didn't she ? |
No she didn’t but I didn’t know that at the time. | |
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| Has anyone heard the term having a dump before on 20:45 - Nov 12 with 2799 views | Neath_Jack |
| Has anyone heard the term having a dump before on 20:43 - Nov 12 by exiledclaseboy |
This has genuinely made me laugh long and loud. I can’t remember the last time this site did that. |
Me too, I can clearly see Darran in my mind, doing a 180 degree turn in his chariot, heading out the room with a look of shock and disgust on his face.
Absolutely superb post. [Post edited 12 Nov 2017 20:47]
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| Has anyone heard the term having a dump before on 20:48 - Nov 12 with 2787 views | Neath_Jack |
| Has anyone heard the term having a dump before on 20:46 - Nov 12 by Darran |
You were there. |
I wish i was, i would re-tell that story until my dying day.
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| Has anyone heard the term having a dump before on 20:48 - Nov 12 with 2784 views | jasfan |
Haven't laughed that much for ages.
Classic. |  | | |
| Has anyone heard the term having a dump before on 20:49 - Nov 12 with 2782 views | exiledclaseboy |
| Has anyone heard the term having a dump before on 20:48 - Nov 12 by Neath_Jack |
I wish i was, i would re-tell that story until my dying day.
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I only wish I’d been to their house so I could visualise the scene properly. | |
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| Has anyone heard the term having a dump before on 21:09 - Nov 12 with 2751 views | swansvalleyjack |
...."Well I tell you what I was fuçking horrified. I’m there in my own living room thinking blimey she’s taking a shit on my settee"
Thanks Darran, I just spilled my cup of tea all over me when I got to this part. Bloody hilarious fair play. I'm still spluttering !!! | | | |
| Has anyone heard the term having a dump before on 21:19 - Nov 12 with 2724 views | Swanjaxs |
So what type of dump was she having? .... this made me laugh out loud by the way 😂 |  |
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| Has anyone heard the term having a dump before on 21:26 - Nov 12 with 2702 views | Darran |
| Has anyone heard the term having a dump before on 21:19 - Nov 12 by Swanjaxs |
So what type of dump was she having? .... this made me laugh out loud by the way 😂 |
It’s something to with your blood pressure dropping suddenly or summin,I hope. | |
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| Has anyone heard the term having a dump before on 21:26 - Nov 12 with 2699 views | ItchySphincter |
I just googled 'having a dump', in the name of research. |  |
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| Has anyone heard the term having a dump before on 21:27 - Nov 12 with 2694 views | ItchySphincter |
| Has anyone heard the term having a dump before on 21:26 - Nov 12 by Darran |
It’s something to with your blood pressure dropping suddenly or summin,I hope. |
Apparently it is. Dumping Syndrome. | |
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| Has anyone heard the term having a dump before on 21:29 - Nov 12 with 2687 views | Swanjaxs |
| Has anyone heard the term having a dump before on 21:26 - Nov 12 by Darran |
It’s something to with your blood pressure dropping suddenly or summin,I hope. |
Thank fook for that 😂 | |
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| Has anyone heard the term having a dump before on 01:45 - Nov 13 with 2565 views | Dyfnant |
| Has anyone heard the term having a dump before on 20:44 - Nov 12 by Darran |
No she didn’t but I didn’t know that at the time. |
Sounds like the sort of thing Damian Hurst would sell |  |
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| Has anyone heard the term having a dump before on 02:18 - Nov 13 with 2553 views | E20Jack |
Possibly the best story I have read on this site. |  |
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| Has anyone heard the term having a dump before on 04:19 - Nov 13 with 2523 views | wobbly |
A similar thing happened to me one - except in my case I was the protagonist.
In my defence, I was (a) a little drunk and (b) I really did think I was just going to fart. |  | | |
| Has anyone heard the term having a dump before on 05:20 - Nov 13 with 2501 views | Mo_Wives |
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| Has anyone heard the term having a dump before on 09:10 - Nov 13 with 2426 views | swanjackal |
On topic, my wife's aunt visited this past weekend, and on arriving back at my in-laws after a night down the Deer's Leep, complained of having high blood pressure, where she continued to have high blood pressure up the stairs, and into the shower covering the carpet, bath mat and various areas with her hypertension.
Her and her exceedingly tanned husband, who has an exceedingly weak bladder, did end up going out to a car boot sale the next morning though, they had some out of date poultry products to offload, not wanting to risk feasting on it after the night prior.
I thought it was about blood sugar dropping so low that it caused fainting (suppose it would be the same for low blood pressure though). I came across the term when in a diabetic clinic, and I too was a bit confused when he mentioned dumping syndrome...I thought they sent me to see an IBS specialist. [Post edited 13 Nov 2017 9:19]
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