National Poetry Day today 14:24 - Oct 3 with 795 views | Darran | Here’s my effort entitled Day Tripping. I hope you like it. Going to the seaside gonna take some drugs gonna go and talk to trees,give them mummy hugs watching all the fishies flying past my head need to be more careful or i'll wake up dead Sitting in the moon beams swinging from the trees eating soggy sandwiches with cream cheese drinking fizzy cordial custard pop all bought together from the funny food shop Purple spotted snowflakes falling from the sun a green striped elephant sucking on a bun psychedelic surfers up and down the dunes troops of little monkeys blowing up balloons Sitting at the seaside eating ice cream pies looking at the yellow clouds in the orange skies putting on the headphones listening to the band watching all the polar bears playing in the sand What a load of nonsense what a load of crap what strange fellow what a funny chap needs to see a therapist,needs to see him soon before he builds a rocket and fućks off to the moon [Post edited 3 Oct 2019 14:37]
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National Poetry Day today on 18:24 - Oct 3 with 705 views | TNT | More Beatles than Cheap Trick, Dar? | |
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National Poetry Day today on 18:33 - Oct 3 with 689 views | Pegojack | There once was a PM called Boris Who was like some throwback to the National Front A few saddos on Planet Swans idolised him But most people thought him a plum Can't get that last line to rhyme..... | | | |
National Poetry Day today on 18:36 - Oct 3 with 686 views | Darran |
National Poetry Day today on 18:33 - Oct 3 by Pegojack | There once was a PM called Boris Who was like some throwback to the National Front A few saddos on Planet Swans idolised him But most people thought him a plum Can't get that last line to rhyme..... |
There once was a PM called Boris Who was like some throwback to the National Front A few saddos on Planet Swans idolised him But most people thought him a quim | |
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National Poetry Day today on 18:36 - Oct 3 with 685 views | Darran |
National Poetry Day today on 18:24 - Oct 3 by TNT | More Beatles than Cheap Trick, Dar? |
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National Poetry Day today on 18:51 - Oct 3 with 655 views | Gowerjack | Didn't you tweet something in the week about how marijuana use made the user more intelligent? | |
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National Poetry Day today on 18:52 - Oct 3 with 653 views | lifelong | There was a young man from Kent His tool was exceedingly bent To save him the trouble He put it in double So instead of coming he went. | | | |
National Poetry Day today on 19:41 - Oct 3 with 626 views | Darran |
National Poetry Day today on 18:51 - Oct 3 by Gowerjack | Didn't you tweet something in the week about how marijuana use made the user more intelligent? |
Any chance you could kindly fućk off and stop talking me please? | |
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National Poetry Day today on 19:52 - Oct 3 with 612 views | oldcob |
National Poetry Day today on 18:52 - Oct 3 by lifelong | There was a young man from Kent His tool was exceedingly bent To save him the trouble He put it in double So instead of coming he went. |
There was a young girl from Devizes, Whose breasts were of different sizes, One was so small, Could hardly see it at all, The other was big and won prizes. | | | | Login to get fewer ads
National Poetry Day today on 19:56 - Oct 3 with 596 views | oldcob | The was a young man from Leeds, Who swallowed a packet of seeds, Large tufts of grass, Grew out of his arse, And his knackers were covered in weeds. | | | |
National Poetry Day today on 20:01 - Oct 3 with 584 views | oldcob | A shy young couple from Aberystwyth, Their lips were the things that they kissed with, But as they got older, They also got bolder, And started using the things that they pissed with. [Post edited 3 Oct 2019 20:01]
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National Poetry Day today on 20:23 - Oct 3 with 564 views | dickythorpe | There was a young woman from Ayr Who liked a romp on a chair, But on the 99th stroke the chair leg broke So I ended up fúcking her in mid air. | | | |
National Poetry Day today on 21:01 - Oct 3 with 537 views | theloneranger | Roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour | |
| Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎 |
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National Poetry Day today on 21:02 - Oct 3 with 535 views | swan65split | Diet Time by Vivien Wade Seeing myself in the mirror I thought, A diet wouldn't do me any harm, Losing a few kilos should be helpful, Overweight could cause some alarm. First I tried a weight watcher's diet, Consisting of points I must count, Many foods allowed, even chocolate, Though trying, I over-did the amount. Another said drink lots of water, Which helps to flush toxins away, I soon gave up doing that diet, For I sat on the loo half the day! Then I read about eating low carb, High protein, no bread, allowed cream, Well I liked the sound of this one, The food list to me was a dream. But after a few weeks on low carb, Things didn't work out the right way, Was the opposite of the water diet, For it clogged up the works every day. Maybe a high carb one would be better, Though no sugar or sweets like before, Bread and cream were back on the menu, But my sweet tooth took over once more. I'm finished with all fad diets, Found a balanced one holds the key, For a bar of chocolate in both hands, Is a well balanced diet for me! | | | |
National Poetry Day today on 21:04 - Oct 3 with 527 views | Joe_bradshaw | I love you in your dressing gown I love you in your nightie When the moonlight flits across your tits Oh, Jesus Christ almighty | |
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National Poetry Day today on 21:05 - Oct 3 with 523 views | theloneranger | Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with your mother Now it burns when I pee | |
| Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎 |
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National Poetry Day today on 21:09 - Oct 3 with 517 views | Libertarian | Roses are red Violets are blue Falling down the stairs Reminds me of you Bang, bang, bang, bang | | | |
National Poetry Day today on 21:19 - Oct 3 with 499 views | TNT | Hen ddyn, hen ddyn, A'i wallt yn wyn, A blaen ei goc e, Fel y pin. Hen fenyw, hen fenyw, Yn byw mewn tent, A sychodd ei thin, Mewn sebon scent. | |
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National Poetry Day today on 21:22 - Oct 3 with 486 views | Banosswan | Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom The German guns; Baldrick, S. | |
| Ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws. | Poll: | How do you like your steak? |
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