| The joy of alcohol 21:43 - Aug 12 with 1582 views | Catullus |
I just had a phone call on the house phone, it went like this, I answered,
Me, Hello
Her, hi babe come and get me, I'm outside the Cross keys
Me, you've got the wrong number
Her, stop mucking about and come and get me
Me, I'm not mucking about honestly, I haven't a clue who youu are, hang up and try again, this is the wrong number.
At that another woman comes on and we have exactly the same conversation. Then a man takes over and asks "who is this" I say nobody you know this is a wrong number, I don't know any of you which he relays to the women. The original woman comes back on and says "babe stop f*cking about, I'm f*cking steaming come and get me" that's when I hang up.
Isn't alcohol great.
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| The joy of alcohol on 22:00 - Aug 12 with 1562 views | union_jack |
You should have tried your luck. How many times did you have to be asked! |  |
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| The joy of alcohol on 22:10 - Aug 12 with 1539 views | britferry |
Ok, I'm outside the X Keys, did you catch her name? | |
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| The joy of alcohol on 22:17 - Aug 12 with 1526 views | Catullus |
Tried my luck bejesus, she sounded rougher than a badgers ass.
Her name, Albert. | |
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| The joy of alcohol on 03:45 - Aug 13 with 1396 views | Whiterockin |
You still have a house phone, wow. |  | | |
| The joy of alcohol on 06:21 - Aug 13 with 1361 views | felixstowe_jack |
| The joy of alcohol on 03:45 - Aug 13 by Whiterockin |
You still have a house phone, wow. |
A phone that has better speech quality, is not prone to signal fade. Amazing people want poorer quality and switch to mobiles. | |
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| The joy of alcohol on 07:53 - Aug 13 with 1313 views | Whiterockin |
| The joy of alcohol on 06:21 - Aug 13 by felixstowe_jack |
A phone that has better speech quality, is not prone to signal fade. Amazing people want poorer quality and switch to mobiles. |
It's amazing how many people own and pay for something they seldom use. | | | |
| The joy of alcohol on 08:33 - Aug 13 with 1289 views | Catullus |
| The joy of alcohol on 07:53 - Aug 13 by Whiterockin |
It's amazing how many people own and pay for something they seldom use. |
We have to pay for the line anyway for broadband. We have a PAYG deal with free evening and weekend calls.
Thing is, we have had trouble with calls on our mobiles, signal drop off, poor call quality. The company has been doing a lot of work in our area, I've had several messages warning me of the work. I missed a couple of important phone calls from the hospital so we put a house phone in and only gave the number to our doctor and the NHS and a few other trusted buisnesses and some friends. It doesn't stop a wrong number obviously. | |
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| The joy of alcohol on 09:04 - Aug 13 with 1275 views | CountyJim |
When I started with British steel in late 80s I was in the blast furnace mess room on my first weekend shift the phone went on the wall of the mess room guy gets up answers with Chinese accent  he starts taking an order  apparently a local Chinese number was just one number out and they'd get call regular
I always wanted to see people's faces when order's didn't turn up  |  | | |
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| The joy of alcohol on 17:01 - Aug 13 with 1151 views | max936 |
| The joy of alcohol on 07:53 - Aug 13 by Whiterockin |
It's amazing how many people own and pay for something they seldom use. |
Tru dat  |  |
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| The joy of alcohol on 17:28 - Aug 13 with 1139 views | max936 |
| The joy of alcohol on 09:04 - Aug 13 by CountyJim |
When I started with British steel in late 80s I was in the blast furnace mess room on my first weekend shift the phone went on the wall of the mess room guy gets up answers with Chinese accent he starts taking an order apparently a local Chinese number was just one number out and they'd get call regular
I always wanted to see people's faces when order's didn't turn up |
That guy was you Jimbo, you've got previous | |
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| The joy of alcohol on 18:25 - Aug 13 with 1111 views | CountyJim |
| The joy of alcohol on 17:28 - Aug 13 by max936 |
That guy was you Jimbo, you've got previous |
I did ring the manager of the coke ovens once from mess room Pinched my nose 👃 said " do you know who this is " No came the reply " well F. uck off " | | | |
| The joy of alcohol on 20:57 - Aug 13 with 1054 views | britferry |
Dear Cat Taxis, what time can I expect my lift home from town tomorrow night? | |
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| The joy of alcohol on 21:53 - Aug 13 with 1037 views | Catullus |
| The joy of alcohol on 20:57 - Aug 13 by britferry |
Dear Cat Taxis, what time can I expect my lift home from town tomorrow night? |
We shall be departing Beaufort road approx 20 mins after the final whistle. Any stragglers shall be left behind but shall still have to oay the booking fee...£15!
Any queries please phone me on 01792 ha ha ha | |
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| The joy of alcohol on 12:15 - Aug 14 with 930 views | union_jack |
| The joy of alcohol on 22:17 - Aug 12 by Catullus |
Tried my luck bejesus, she sounded rougher than a badgers ass.
Her name, Albert. |
You're a bit fussy aren't you??!! | |
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| The joy of alcohol on 13:27 - Aug 14 with 893 views | Catullus |
| The joy of alcohol on 12:15 - Aug 14 by union_jack |
You're a bit fussy aren't you??!! |
Not really, you haven't seen my wife! | |
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| The joy of alcohol on 13:40 - Aug 14 with 886 views | union_jack |
| The joy of alcohol on 13:27 - Aug 14 by Catullus |
Not really, you haven't seen my wife! |
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| The joy of alcohol on 17:28 - Aug 14 with 836 views | DJack |
| The joy of alcohol on 13:27 - Aug 14 by Catullus |
Not really, you haven't seen my wife! |
So, she doesn't read this board. 
Or you'd be dead. |  |
| It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan |
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| The joy of alcohol on 23:06 - Aug 14 with 779 views | Catullus |
| The joy of alcohol on 17:28 - Aug 14 by DJack |
So, she doesn't read this board.
Or you'd be dead. |
SHHhhhhhh mun | |
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