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The Boozer thread 23:11 - Jan 30 with 4384 views

Imagine you’re in a pub.

I’ll have a pint. Only staying for one. What you think about that bloke eh? Same old Rangers. Cor, she’s alright ah? Nah mate, work is shite. All right one more, but that’s it.......

The Boozer thread on 23:48 - Jan 30 with 3236 views

qprxtc

On yer own then?

Yeah.

That’s cause you’re a c unt.

Yeah.

Another?

Yeah.

The Boozer thread on 23:49 - Jan 30 with 3233 views

FredManRave

I never imagine you're out of a pub.

But move away from the Babycham.

It's time to go home.

You've got a big day tomorrow...

	I've got the Power.
Poll:	MOM from todays Teasing at Teesside?

The Boozer thread on 11:53 - Jan 31 with 3046 views

qprxtc

The Boozer thread on 23:49 - Jan 30 by FredManRave
I never imagine you're out of a pub. But move away from the Babycham. It's time to go home. You've got a big day tomorrow...

My head hurts. Thank the maker for ibuprofen.

Starting again in half an hour.

Brexit
Coronavirus
Nakhiwellsgate
Fifty

Going to play some JoBoxers to cheer myself up.

The Boozer thread on 11:56 - Jan 31 with 3038 views

QPRSteve

Happy Birthday Liam

The Boozer thread on 11:58 - Jan 31 with 3035 views

qprxtc

The Boozer thread on 11:56 - Jan 31 by QPRSteve
Happy Birthday Liam

ðŸ˜˜ miss ya Stevie baby.

The Boozer thread on 12:15 - Jan 31 with 2984 views

Mytch_QPR

Happy Birthday, XTC.

Having a dry month in Feb?

	"Thank you for supporting Queens Park Rangers Steep Staircase"... and I thought I'd signed up for a rollercoaster.
Poll:	Next temporary manager (the wheel of misfortune) - as requested by 18 Stone

The Boozer thread on 12:23 - Jan 31 with 2946 views

Discodroids

Happy Birthday Sgt Rock.

;-)

"...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn."

The Boozer thread on 12:27 - Jan 31 with 2932 views

R_from_afar

How much for a pint?

And a coke is even more? OK, just a bowl of water for the mutt, in that case. To take away.

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

The Boozer thread on 13:24 - Jan 31 with 2835 views

FredManRave

Happy Birthday!

I'm guessing you're in the pub now which is great as it means that all your birthday wishes have come true.

Cheers.

[Post edited 31 Jan 2020 13:25]

	I've got the Power.
Poll:	MOM from todays Teasing at Teesside?

The Boozer thread on 13:31 - Jan 31 with 2810 views

Metallica_Hoop

5:30PM "Your pupils are dilated, you are swaying and your speech is slurred, I'm not serving you"

5:32PM "Can you go get me a beer tachioed C**t is not serving me" "Ok"

+7PM 5 beers from various 'fixers' later.

Sometime after 7PM "if anyone else gets him a beer I'm throwing you all out"

Littleman-sydrome hipster Poindexter.

If i was so drunk then why do I remember it!

This pub isn't a hipster one is it? Or I'm off down the 'Rose and Crown'

Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent

The Boozer thread on 13:41 - Jan 31 with 2786 views

A40Bosh

Last Day of Dry January, nearly over the line, so what the fcuk did I come in to the pub for on the 31st?

I can't stick anymore Diet Coke or sparkling water.
I've got a stinking cold, so would a hot toddy with a large Jameson count?

Poll:

With no leg room, knees killing me, do I just go now or stay for the 2nd half o?

The Boozer thread on 23:05 - Jan 31 with 2598 views

qprxtc

It’s only the fact that we have to carry on that drink makes senses.

The Boozer thread on 23:25 - Jan 31 with 2553 views

Boston

Y'ever hear of the 'Yankee Blue Laws' that used to, though they haven't disappeared completely , plague the drinking classes in Massachusetts?

Poll:

Thank God The Seaons Over.

The Boozer thread on 18:03 - Feb 1 with 2432 views

superhoopdownunder

I feel I have gone full on qprxtc tonight - must be because of the Cup loss, transfer deadline week and the unjust lost to Bristol Shitty - just gone 5am here
Keep the faith

QPR does take up too much of my time and has done since I was a kid 45 years ago
Can't let go
Addicted (even from the other end of the world)

The Boozer thread on 23:24 - Feb 1 with 2317 views

qprxtc

Three days of drinking have led to this.

Rangers fans, QPR FC, family life and love. When It’s good, it’s everything.

I like my beer, pubs are where it’s at but love and life are the pinnacle. The topper most of the popper most.

This boozer

The Boozer thread on 09:34 - Feb 2 with 2243 views

Discodroids

The Boozer thread on 23:24 - Feb 1 by qprxtc
Three days of drinking have led to this. Rangers fans, QPR FC, family life and love. When It’s good, it’s everything. I like my beer, pubs are where it’s at but love and life are the pinnacle. The topper most of the popper most. This boozer

XTC. A man of éclat and Character. I've been on the tap for three days as well.

Always crashing in the same car mate.

;-)

"...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn."

The Boozer thread on 15:11 - Mar 20 with 1912 views

qprxtc

Eight cans of Guinness, four bottles of Peroni and eight bottles of Singha beer. That all see me through tonight. The Mrs has several bottles of Prosecco, the big girls blouse.

I fear for tomorrow.