The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread 09:00 - Feb 23 with 34366 views | Dorse | It has been estimated that approximately 13.8 billion years have passed since the beginning of the universe as we know it. Scientists have calculated that around 39% of that time has been wasted by Preston players feigning injury, complaining to the ref or kicking the ball away when their team is a goal up. These figures are startling: it seemed so much longer at the time. What, if anything, can we expect playing north of Watford gap, midweek, at Preston? Under normal circumstances, a piss-boiling display of rampant gob-bummery administered ad nauseum by the game's foremost exponents of the Dark Arts. Coached by Baphomet himself, Preston have clearly offered their first born daughters to the Evil One in order to gain mystical control over time itself and weakened the minds of Championship referees. Is there any hope? Yep. We got Charlie Austin. So there. [Post edited 24 Feb 2021 8:54]
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| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 19:53 - Feb 24 with 1759 views | Stanisgod | Kanes crossing back to normal. | |
| It's being so happy that keeps me going. |
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 19:53 - Feb 24 with 1734 views | stainrods_elbow | Great chance from Dykes from a well-worked chance, should have scored. Will he ever score?' (Does everything right apart from put it in the back of the net' - another brainless cliche from the Handbook of Footballing Idiocies.) | |
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 19:55 - Feb 24 with 1655 views | BrianMcCarthy | Cameron gives away a free. Middle and 35 out. | |
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 19:56 - Feb 24 with 1618 views | ed_83 | Thought Dykes was very unlucky there, got in a great position and sent the keeper the wrong way but the shot struck his trailing leg. | | | |
The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 19:56 - Feb 24 with 1594 views | stainrods_elbow | Looking out of sorts in the opening 10m. Needs someone to put their foot on the ball and pick a pass. | |
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 19:56 - Feb 24 with 1601 views | BrianMcCarthy | Gordon takes, goes for it, good save by Dieng as it bounces to his leaft and in front of him. Corner on their right, | |
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 19:56 - Feb 24 with 1590 views | larsricchi | Dieng did well, twice there | | | |
The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 19:56 - Feb 24 with 1576 views | BrianMcCarthy | Corner in, headed up in the air. Great take by Dieng under his bar. | |
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 19:57 - Feb 24 with 1568 views | VancouverHoop | Oh Seny we really, really love you! | | | |
The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 19:57 - Feb 24 with 1514 views | joolsyp |
The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 19:56 - Feb 24 by larsricchi | Dieng did well, twice there |
Two good saves from Switzerland’s Number 1 | | | |
The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 19:58 - Feb 24 with 1489 views | BrianMcCarthy | JoJo spreads, great take first time, cross blocked, back in, cleared. | |
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 19:58 - Feb 24 with 1448 views | Malintabuk | Still not going to say anything | | | |
The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 19:59 - Feb 24 with 1433 views | BrianMcCarthy | Cameron chip, Dykes is in, lobs, wide. PNE break, Gordon shoots, Dieng saves. | |
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 19:59 - Feb 24 with 1414 views | VancouverHoop | Another missed chance from Dykes. Another good save from Dieng. | | | |
The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 19:59 - Feb 24 with 1398 views | BrianMcCarthy | Great defending by Dickie now. | |
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 19:59 - Feb 24 with 1381 views | joolsyp |
The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 19:59 - Feb 24 by BrianMcCarthy | Cameron chip, Dykes is in, lobs, wide. PNE break, Gordon shoots, Dieng saves. |
Gordon looks very classy. | | | |
The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 19:59 - Feb 24 with 1356 views | paulparker | If we get a chance to get our money back on dykes from anyone in the Scottish league we should take it | |
| And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:00 - Feb 24 with 1305 views | BrianMcCarthy | Gordon flick, Cunningham cross, Kane clears. GK. | |
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:00 - Feb 24 with 1272 views | Stanisgod |
The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 19:59 - Feb 24 by paulparker | If we get a chance to get our money back on dykes from anyone in the Scottish league we should take it |
A simple lob surely. | |
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:01 - Feb 24 with 1247 views | BrianMcCarthy | Play stopped for a head injury. Storey. | |
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:02 - Feb 24 with 1181 views | stainrods_elbow | Two Rangers players on the line to protect the goal. In fact, one of them was in the goal. [Post edited 24 Feb 2021 20:02]
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:02 - Feb 24 with 1165 views | BrianMcCarthy | Dieng takes a low Sinclair cross. | |
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:02 - Feb 24 with 1166 views | joolsyp | Dykes putting himself about well so far. Getting into some good positions - would love to see him score tonight. | | | |
The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:04 - Feb 24 with 1036 views | ed_83 | We look very scrappy & rushed, struggling to hold onto the ball in midfield. Chair’s been pretty anonymous so far too. | | | |
The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:04 - Feb 24 with 1010 views | larsricchi | Comms just said "A Wet Night in Deepdale," which sounds like the kind of movie I might have stayed up late to watch on Cinemax back in the day | | | |
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