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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread 09:00 - Feb 23 with 42948 viewsDorse

It has been estimated that approximately 13.8 billion years have passed since the beginning of the universe as we know it. Scientists have calculated that around 39% of that time has been wasted by Preston players feigning injury, complaining to the ref or kicking the ball away when their team is a goal up. These figures are startling: it seemed so much longer at the time.

What, if anything, can we expect playing north of Watford gap, midweek, at Preston? Under normal circumstances, a piss-boiling display of rampant gob-bummery administered ad nauseum by the game's foremost exponents of the Dark Arts. Coached by Baphomet himself, Preston have clearly offered their first born daughters to the Evil One in order to gain mystical control over time itself and weakened the minds of Championship referees. Is there any hope?

Yep. We got Charlie Austin. So there.
[Post edited 24 Feb 2021 8:54]

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:04 - Feb 24 with 2106 viewsBrianMcCarthy

JoJo ends some ping-pong.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:05 - Feb 24 with 2087 viewsstevec

Need to wake ourselves up a bit
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:05 - Feb 24 with 2080 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Kane clears a Brown cross. Did well. PNE corner on the right.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:05 - Feb 24 with 2051 viewsjoolsyp

That’s four decent saves from Seny so far.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:05 - Feb 24 with 2040 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Nod-on, VDB heads, Dieng tips over.

Corner on the left.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:06 - Feb 24 with 2014 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Kane clears.

Corner on the left.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:06 - Feb 24 with 2013 viewsStanisgod

Our ball control is bad at the mo but apparently 53% possession 😳

It's being so happy that keeps me going.

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:06 - Feb 24 with 1984 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Dickie heads clear, back in. GK.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:06 - Feb 24 with 1955 viewsMalintabuk

PNE looking really good the 2 loaness look very decent ....
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:07 - Feb 24 with 1901 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Very poor game. PNE the better team, but both teams coughing up possession.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:08 - Feb 24 with 1820 viewsToast_R

We'll slip up in a minute at the back. Need to hold possession more
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:09 - Feb 24 with 1810 viewsVancouverHoop

We look sluggish. Second to every ball.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:09 - Feb 24 with 1791 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Potts cross blocked behind. Corner on the right.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:09 - Feb 24 with 1791 viewsaston_hoop

6 corners and we still havent conceded from one of them. We are a different team from those opening months!

Poll: Moses Odubajo - Stick or Twist?

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:09 - Feb 24 with 1769 viewsjoolsyp

The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:06 - Feb 24 by Stanisgod

Our ball control is bad at the mo but apparently 53% possession 😳


Can’t seem to get a decent spell of possession … Chair and Chaz have barely touched the ball.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:10 - Feb 24 with 1750 viewsMrSheen

We look so vulnerable without Preston looking that good.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:10 - Feb 24 with 1738 viewsBrianMcCarthy

In, bobbles, Potts blasts high and wide.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:10 - Feb 24 with 1730 viewsCLAREMAN1995

The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:09 - Feb 24 by aston_hoop

6 corners and we still havent conceded from one of them. We are a different team from those opening months!


Are we doing anything at all up top if they are over running us
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:10 - Feb 24 with 1726 viewsVancouverHoop

What's that, six corners we've conceded so far?
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:10 - Feb 24 with 1698 viewsstainrods_elbow

SInclair looks virtually unrecognisable fromt he sassy winger he once was. (Hope that's not me tempting fate.)

Poll: A little over halfway through the season, where do you see us finishing?

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:12 - Feb 24 with 1588 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Gordon beats Dickie out wide, crosses, poor, bobbles, Dieng takes.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:12 - Feb 24 with 1537 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Gordon free down the right, Cameron defends well. Cleared.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:12 - Feb 24 with 1522 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Wallace cross, iversen takes.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:13 - Feb 24 with 1511 viewsNov77

The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:10 - Feb 24 by CLAREMAN1995

Are we doing anything at all up top if they are over running us


We’ve only got one creative player on the pitch and he’s been anonymous so far

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:13 - Feb 24 with 1492 viewsBrianMcCarthy

JoJo wins it back, Wallace, Chair, and we slow it down.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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