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Caption Competition? 08:48 - Sep 16 with 2316 viewsDorse



'I swear to you Sincs, two blue pills and it went about this big for 4 hours. It was frankly exhausting...'

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Caption Competition? on 08:50 - Sep 16 with 2302 viewsNushnool

“Next time I want you to score from this far out.”

“But I don’t do long range goals, gaffer!”
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Caption Competition? on 08:52 - Sep 16 with 2294 viewskernowhoop

I have only one thing to say...'Priapism'.
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Caption Competition? on 09:13 - Sep 16 with 2253 viewsbosh67

No, that is right we kick the ball between those posts at the Loft End. Do it for me Sinclair and you'll go down in history as being the first player to score one at that end in the last 50 years I think?

Never knowingly right.
Poll: How long before new signings become quivering wrecks of the players they were?

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Caption Competition? on 09:23 - Sep 16 with 2232 viewsdmm

Honestly gaffer, that's not how you play scissors, paper, stone.
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Caption Competition? on 10:40 - Sep 16 with 2171 viewsJules4367

Believe me Sinc, it's catching on and in a couple of years, when we are in the Premiership, you all will have hair this long!
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Caption Competition? on 10:40 - Sep 16 with 2169 viewsJules4367

But boss, I think you are wrong- not even those two members of the Board know what they are doing!
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Caption Competition? on 10:43 - Sep 16 with 2162 viewsJules4367

Gaffer, are you sure that we should put our smaller defenders marking their taller players at corners?
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Caption Competition? on 10:45 - Sep 16 with 2155 viewsJules4367

But boss, really, I tell you- it doesn't matter how hard you try and explain it, I don't think the rest of the team will understand that we have to get the ball over the head of the first defender when crossing the ball
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Caption Competition? on 10:48 - Sep 16 with 2147 viewsJules4367

Please boss, you shouldn't be conducting the crowd singing 'Gareth Ainsworth's blue army!"
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Caption Competition? on 10:51 - Sep 16 with 2140 viewsJules4367

Boss, please, trying to find another decent striker in the crowd by playing eeny meeny miny mo is NOT going to work!
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Caption Competition? on 10:54 - Sep 16 with 2135 viewsJules4367

Sincs, it's ok, I think we may finish 20th or even 19th
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Caption Competition? on 11:47 - Sep 16 with 2078 viewsHoopsie

Trust me when a chance comes you only have this much opening to put the ball in

You serious gaffer? I can hardly see!

Poll: Who will follow Rotherham and Huddersfield to League One?

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Caption Competition? on 12:00 - Sep 16 with 2058 viewscyprusmel

Not calling you a liar Boss, but sticklebacks don't grow that big !
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Caption Competition? on 12:04 - Sep 16 with 2039 viewsDavieQPR

'Lost a contact lens. Okay, how many fingers have I got up?'
'Blimey, I'm paralysed as well'.
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Caption Competition? on 14:39 - Sep 16 with 1955 viewsMonkey_Roots

GA: Holidaaaaaay iiiiiiiinnn

Sincs: Say whaaaaat?!?
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Caption Competition? on 00:26 - Sep 17 with 1793 viewsstainrods_elbow

'What was that Man U song about Lukaku? "Romelu Lukaku, he's our Belgian genius, he's got a twenty four inch penis?" The way you play, I bet yours is at least this long!"'

'Gaffer, gaffer, don't you realise you're still on mic? I think you'd best give Ron Atkinson a call!'
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Poll: What will be our upcoming/final points tally? (8 games to go)

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Caption Competition? on 03:27 - Sep 17 with 1765 viewsHAYESBOY

That couldn't have been a red card, Colback's legs are only this long.

Smells like a trout farm in here

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Caption Competition? on 11:38 - Sep 17 with 1680 viewsGaryT

"One day lad, all this will be yours"

"What, the curtains?"
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Caption Competition? on 12:12 - Sep 17 with 1657 viewsDaBurgh

I was never off side that many times.

Yep, minimum this much.
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Caption Competition? on 15:36 - Sep 17 with 1584 viewsEsox_Lucius

Caption Competition? on 12:12 - Sep 17 by DaBurgh

I was never off side that many times.

Yep, minimum this much.


"Right, let's go through this again... Near... Far"

The grass is always greener.

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Caption Competition? on 09:46 - Sep 18 with 1465 viewsCateLeBonR

"Whichy handy hidey bally?"
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Caption Competition? on 10:16 - Sep 18 with 1413 viewsbosh67

Boss, I'm not sure that 1% possession in each half is going to win us that many games?

Never knowingly right.
Poll: How long before new signings become quivering wrecks of the players they were?

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Caption Competition? on 10:26 - Sep 18 with 1400 viewsMick_S

Loft end.
Goal please.
Someone.
Anyone.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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