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The Top 10 QPR players who didn't play for QPR 11:30 - Oct 19 with 3033 viewskensalriser

Obviously inspired by the current Shroedinger's player, Justin Obikwu.

Players who were signed ostensibly for the senior squad but never played (so the likes of youth players like the infamous Shimmin and Hislop are ruled out).

Number one is incontestably Richard Ord. Two years without a single appearance, never again played another minute of professional football.

Ned Zelic is also a shoe in, a club record signing who made four appearances. At least he was gone relatively quickly.

Armel Tchakounté: signed to help us along to the Premier League. Did he make an appearance? Even Wikipedia can't decide if it's four or none.

Taylor Richards: No one needs nor wants any reminders here.

I'm sure there are more belters I haven't thought of, probably signed by Harry Redkapp. What do we have?

Poll: QPR to finish 7th or Brentford to drop out of the top 6?

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The Top 10 QPR players who didn't play for QPR on 15:12 - Oct 19 with 773 viewsTheChef

The Top 10 QPR players who didn't play for QPR on 14:47 - Oct 19 by Rangersw12

I remember seeing him score a cracker away at Blackpool in a midweek 2-2 draw

Edit he scored two that night

[Post edited 19 Oct 14:49]


Blimus.

Filmed with a potato

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The Top 10 QPR players who didn't play for QPR on 15:12 - Oct 19 with 773 viewskensalriser

The Top 10 QPR players who didn't play for QPR on 13:16 - Oct 19 by BrianMcCarthy

Troy Hewitt.

That's a winner, Shirley, Kensal.


Certainly an excellent choice, but Hewitt did make one appearance in a 2-0 League Cup exit to the mighty Rochdale and then went out on loan a couple of times, so he doesn't beat Richard Ord.

Poll: QPR to finish 7th or Brentford to drop out of the top 6?

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The Top 10 QPR players who didn't play for QPR on 15:32 - Oct 19 with 726 viewsSuperhoop83

The Top 10 QPR players who didn't play for QPR on 14:57 - Oct 19 by PlanetHonneywood

WTF happened to him?

He looked 'raw' just on that little pastiche you served up, but his second was finished with some aplomb!


I took my son to watch Aldershot in about 2005 and Leroy was playing for them, much to my excitement. I don't think he scored but the Shots won and, if memory served, he seemed to have found his level.

On a different note, my vote goes to Richard Johnson. He played for us at the very end of the great 03/04 season and the start of the next one, but I only know this because he shows up in clips. I have a freakishly good memory for QPR stuff (and 80s music) but I honestly have no recollection of him playing for us in 2004. And yet I remember players like Rachid Harkouk and Steve Burke.

Suffering since 1978.

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The Top 10 QPR players who didn't play for QPR on 16:10 - Oct 19 with 607 viewsaston_hoop

He never was the next Clive Allen, nor the next JK Rowling

https://www.amazon.com/Clive-C

Poll: Moses Odubajo - Stick or Twist?

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The Top 10 QPR players who didn't play for QPR on 16:24 - Oct 19 with 573 viewsTwoHalves

Might I be so bold as to append ‘at Christmas’ to the original thread title? I think you know where this is going …
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The Top 10 QPR players who didn't play for QPR on 16:27 - Oct 19 with 565 viewsSteiner

Fernando de Ornelas - 2 appearances, 53 minutes total, back in that strange 2001 team where literally anyone and everyone got a game.
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The Top 10 QPR players who didn't play for QPR on 16:44 - Oct 19 with 531 viewsTheChef

The Top 10 QPR players who didn't play for QPR on 15:32 - Oct 19 by Superhoop83

I took my son to watch Aldershot in about 2005 and Leroy was playing for them, much to my excitement. I don't think he scored but the Shots won and, if memory served, he seemed to have found his level.

On a different note, my vote goes to Richard Johnson. He played for us at the very end of the great 03/04 season and the start of the next one, but I only know this because he shows up in clips. I have a freakishly good memory for QPR stuff (and 80s music) but I honestly have no recollection of him playing for us in 2004. And yet I remember players like Rachid Harkouk and Steve Burke.


Played centre mid with Birch in the promotion game at Hillsborough.

17 games for QPR so not really sure he should be in this list

Decent player though, a very steady Eddie.

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The Top 10 QPR players who didn't play for QPR on 16:59 - Oct 19 with 512 viewsMedwayR

Wasn’t Bosnich only here as a scout? I seem to recall he recommended we didn’t sign David Stockdale from (I think) Darlington as he wasn’t very good, of course he went on to play in the premier league.

Didn’t we sign a lad called Simon Walton who looked very good in a friendly vs Fulham before breaking his leg? Not sure if he ever played for us again, think we sold him to Plymouth.

Poll: Who’s better?

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The Top 10 QPR players who didn't play for QPR on 17:23 - Oct 19 with 478 viewsthehat

Ademeola Bankole played one game in goal and I still wake up in cold sweats thinking about it. How the hell he managed to pass as a professional goalkeeper I will never know.
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The Top 10 QPR players who didn't play for QPR on 17:34 - Oct 19 with 459 viewsSuperhoop83

The Top 10 QPR players who didn't play for QPR on 16:44 - Oct 19 by TheChef

Played centre mid with Birch in the promotion game at Hillsborough.

17 games for QPR so not really sure he should be in this list

Decent player though, a very steady Eddie.


He shouldn't be in the list, but he's in mine because of my inexplicable lack of memory of him. Very odd.

Suffering since 1978.

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The Top 10 QPR players who didn't play for QPR on 17:43 - Oct 19 with 432 viewskensalriser

The Top 10 QPR players who didn't play for QPR on 16:24 - Oct 19 by TwoHalves

Might I be so bold as to append ‘at Christmas’ to the original thread title? I think you know where this is going …


That would be a short thread though, given there's only one feasible nomination.

Poll: QPR to finish 7th or Brentford to drop out of the top 6?

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The Top 10 QPR players who didn't play for QPR on 18:10 - Oct 19 with 386 viewsrobith

The Top 10 QPR players who didn't play for QPR on 13:15 - Oct 19 by KensalT

Neil Warnock liked to rack and stack strikers and went through a fair few in our title winning season.

Leon Clarke managed 13 appearances for us that season but only two of those were starts and in total he clocked up a mere 336 minutes for us.

https://fbref.com/en/players/9

IIRC we signed Clarke from Wednesday the same day we signed Jamie Mackie. Plymouth fans were all over the forums wishing Mackie all the best while Owls fans couldn't wait to see the back of Clarke.

Another from that season was Troy Hewitt, signed from Harrow Borough where he was scoring for fun. No appearances in two years with us before joining Walsall where his career fizzled out.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/

Even Warnock had his share of mistakes in the transfer market.


Warnock has a real striker issue. From 1999 onwards his highest scoring strikers in almost full seasons he managed were Bechio at Leeds with 19, and Gray at Sheff Utd with 18.

The next highest is 12!

For a man with an old fashioned reputation, it's funny how much his teams didn't rely on strikers for goals
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The Top 10 QPR players who didn't play for QPR on 18:10 - Oct 19 with 386 viewsToast_R

Javier Chevantón what was that all about?

Sean Goss, did a mad unveiling around the pitch at half time, something must have happened that they were trying to distract us from.
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The Top 10 QPR players who didn't play for QPR on 18:13 - Oct 19 with 376 viewsrobith

Not totally right for this thread, but I believe Emmanuel Ledesma only played another 13 times for us after having a commemorative t shirt released, which feels very QPR
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The Top 10 QPR players who didn't play for QPR on 18:14 - Oct 19 with 372 viewsrobith

I also see Kieran Dyer managed 5 appearances for us. His first season lasted, like 3 minutes iirc?
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The Top 10 QPR players who didn't play for QPR on 18:14 - Oct 19 with 367 viewsPindarus

The Top 10 QPR players who didn't play for QPR on 17:23 - Oct 19 by thehat

Ademeola Bankole played one game in goal and I still wake up in cold sweats thinking about it. How the hell he managed to pass as a professional goalkeeper I will never know.


I saw Bankole play many times for Crewe and he was brilliant. Yet in his one game for us he looked as if tbe ball was radioactive. Inexplicable or an impostor.
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The Top 10 QPR players who didn't play for QPR on 18:16 - Oct 19 with 362 viewspaulparker

Did John ONeil ever make an appearance for us ?

And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles Brian Moore

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The Top 10 QPR players who didn't play for QPR on 18:18 - Oct 19 with 363 viewsdmm

Rhys Taylor. Keeper. On loan from North Battersea in season 2009/10. No appearances.

Do I get a prize?
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The Top 10 QPR players who didn't play for QPR on 18:21 - Oct 19 with 358 viewsBrianMcCarthy

The Top 10 QPR players who didn't play for QPR on 18:16 - Oct 19 by paulparker

Did John ONeil ever make an appearance for us ?


Two appearances, if I remember rightly, PP.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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The Top 10 QPR players who didn't play for QPR on 18:32 - Oct 19 with 330 viewsdutch

The Top 10 QPR players who didn't play for QPR on 16:27 - Oct 19 by Steiner

Fernando de Ornelas - 2 appearances, 53 minutes total, back in that strange 2001 team where literally anyone and everyone got a game.


YOU'VE MADE HIM UP.
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The Top 10 QPR players who didn't play for QPR on 18:33 - Oct 19 with 328 viewsMedwayR

Dave McEwan, young striker we signed from Spurs around the time we got relegated to L1.

Adam Czerkas.
[Post edited 19 Oct 18:44]

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The Top 10 QPR players who didn't play for QPR on 18:35 - Oct 19 with 327 viewsQPunkR

The Top 10 QPR players who didn't play for QPR on 14:14 - Oct 19 by Wegerles_Stairs

Marco Harboe Ramkilde, the original Obikwu.


But kids and adults love him so!..

Shit but local

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The Top 10 QPR players who didn't play for QPR on 18:40 - Oct 19 with 313 viewsnumptydumpty

Big time winner here was our very own boy wonder - TOM HITCHCOCK came on at home to Ipswich 83rd minute at nil nil and got the only goal of the game in the 90th minute, at age 17. Two yard screamer.




Had one further appearance in the EFL CUP the following season and that was that.


Much better goals to game ratio than our very own Rayan Kolli, but that was that !!!
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The Top 10 QPR players who didn't play for QPR on 18:41 - Oct 19 with 312 viewsSteiner

The Top 10 QPR players who didn't play for QPR on 18:32 - Oct 19 by dutch

YOU'VE MADE HIM UP.


As long as you give a time frame of "2000-2002/2005-2007" you can just make players up and have people believe you.
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The Top 10 QPR players who didn't play for QPR on 18:44 - Oct 19 with 298 viewsHAYESBOY

Simon Osborne
Jake Cole
Cole Kpekawa
Neil Ruddock
Josh Parker
Reece Greg Cox
Bruno Andrade
Jason Punchoen

Smells like a trout farm in here

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