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Flat roofed pubs.. 13:43 - Apr 29 with 56270 viewsPommyhoop

As mentioned by Konk in the Morhinio thread. Flat roofed pubs are normally shiteholes which are suited to and are normally frequented by a good few Scum supporters. Here's my offering as one of the roughest ,worst boozers I've ever been in .
The Beaver in Beaver's Estate Hounslow .Now that was a REAL shithole!!
Looks like its closed down.Thank F@ck...


Add your own wonderful flat roofed watering holes...

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Flat roofed pubs.. on 13:45 - Apr 29 with 14863 viewsNorthernr

I'll end this thread nice and early with this one



On the Westcliff Estate in Scunthorpe.

The worst place (not just pub) in the entire world. I'd rather drink in Syria than in there.

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Flat roofed pubs.. on 13:46 - Apr 29 with 14848 viewsCroydonCaptJack

Any flat roofed pubs in Syria Clive?
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Flat roofed pubs.. on 13:46 - Apr 29 with 14844 viewshoof_hearted

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Flat roofed pubs.. on 13:49 - Apr 29 with 14824 viewsQPR1882

Pommy that pub always looked liked that. I have no idea if it's open or closed but don't be fooled by the boarded up windows. Was the only pub i ever visited where i wiped my feet on the way out not the way in.

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Flat roofed pubs.. on 13:58 - Apr 29 with 14784 viewsPommyhoop

Flat roofed pubs.. on 13:49 - Apr 29 by QPR1882

Pommy that pub always looked liked that. I have no idea if it's open or closed but don't be fooled by the boarded up windows. Was the only pub i ever visited where i wiped my feet on the way out not the way in.


Yep 1882. Your right. I remember the sign was missing way back..
This entry on a site about Hounslow pubs made me laugh...
''The Beaver is a nice friendly pub. Just follow Beavers Lane down to the little village community of Beavers and engage the locals in pleasant conversation''
Just a little bit of sarcasm there i recon..
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Flat roofed pubs.. on 14:00 - Apr 29 with 14767 viewsBrianMcCarthy



The Hind and Hart in Graham Park, Hendon. Of all the gin joints in all the world you had to defecate in the pocket of the pool table in this one.
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Flat roofed pubs.. on 14:03 - Apr 29 with 14737 viewsClive_Anderson

The Globe in one of the nastiest bits of Nottingham. Only half of it has a flat roof though.

Amusingly it actually looks like two blokes doing a drug deal outside it as the Google Streetview van went passed:

http://tinyurl.com/kw6vwy8
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Flat roofed pubs.. on 14:05 - Apr 29 with 14729 viewsNorthernr

The potent smell of Iron Bru laced vomit mixed with blood in an old carpet can reach as far south as Bedford when the wind blows correctly.



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Flat roofed pubs.. on 14:07 - Apr 29 with 14714 viewspaulparker

and from sunny Northampton I present this picturesque little dog hole
where hoards of locals hang around in shell suits spitting on the floor (that's just the woman BTW )

http://www.charleswells.co.uk/home/pub-guide/pub/headlands

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Flat roofed pubs.. on 14:10 - Apr 29 with 14689 viewsNorthernr

Flat roofed pubs.. on 14:07 - Apr 29 by paulparker

and from sunny Northampton I present this picturesque little dog hole
where hoards of locals hang around in shell suits spitting on the floor (that's just the woman BTW )

http://www.charleswells.co.uk/home/pub-guide/pub/headlands


Pray tell, what is the difference between ordinary skittles and "Northamptonshire Skittles"?
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Flat roofed pubs.. on 14:10 - Apr 29 with 14684 viewssimmo

I have actually been in this pub in Caledonian road, it was an odd mixture of rough and fun, although I was drunk before we went in.


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Flat roofed pubs.. on 14:11 - Apr 29 with 14684 viewsNorthernr

Flat roofed pubs.. on 14:03 - Apr 29 by Clive_Anderson

The Globe in one of the nastiest bits of Nottingham. Only half of it has a flat roof though.

Amusingly it actually looks like two blokes doing a drug deal outside it as the Google Streetview van went passed:

http://tinyurl.com/kw6vwy8


Exceptional.
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Flat roofed pubs.. on 14:11 - Apr 29 with 14676 viewsToast_R



This was a real dog of a place when I was growing up no too far from where I lived but just far enough. The Queen Victoria in North Cheam. Now closed.

A particular funny comment from Beerintheevening...
"As soon as Ken Livingstone offered free bus travel to the under-16s, this place was doomed - there is no way the Queen Vic could compete with the range of walls to graffiti and opportunities for violence that public transport offers. I heard that news of the closure prompted bigger street parties than were seen on VE Day. I strongly believe that this place should remain undeveloped and serve as a memorial and a reminder that the people of south London never let something like this happen ever again. The Queen Vic � Shit Bin Extraordinaire, lest we forget".
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Flat roofed pubs.. on 14:15 - Apr 29 with 14661 viewsqueensparker

You can almost smell the Chelsea coming out of that place.

What's that one on Northfields Avenue? I've never, ever seen anyone drinking in there in my life but it's been open for decades
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Flat roofed pubs.. on 14:20 - Apr 29 with 14634 viewstoboboly

Flat roofed pubs.. on 14:10 - Apr 29 by Northernr

Pray tell, what is the difference between ordinary skittles and "Northamptonshire Skittles"?


They use impaled immigrant children?

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Flat roofed pubs.. on 14:22 - Apr 29 with 14623 viewskingsburyR

Flat roofed pubs.. on 14:11 - Apr 29 by Northernr

Exceptional.


So a drug deal!

Great work Google man!

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Flat roofed pubs.. on 14:36 - Apr 29 with 14569 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Flat roofed pubs.. on 14:00 - Apr 29 by BrianMcCarthy



The Hind and Hart in Graham Park, Hendon. Of all the gin joints in all the world you had to defecate in the pocket of the pool table in this one.
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Sorry to quote myself, but I was in a rare hurry when typing that last comment and felt I should explain.

Back in the '90s me and the rest of The Glen pool team strolled into The Hind and Hart for a match only to see their pool team take it in turns to dangle from the ceiling, keks 'round their ankles, and attempt to drop the kids off at the pool table, so to speak.

We gave them the game there and then. If they wanted to, they could win the league without ever chalking a cue. Perhaps they did.

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Flat roofed pubs.. on 14:37 - Apr 29 with 14559 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Flat roofed pubs.. on 14:11 - Apr 29 by Toast_R



This was a real dog of a place when I was growing up no too far from where I lived but just far enough. The Queen Victoria in North Cheam. Now closed.

A particular funny comment from Beerintheevening...
"As soon as Ken Livingstone offered free bus travel to the under-16s, this place was doomed - there is no way the Queen Vic could compete with the range of walls to graffiti and opportunities for violence that public transport offers. I heard that news of the closure prompted bigger street parties than were seen on VE Day. I strongly believe that this place should remain undeveloped and serve as a memorial and a reminder that the people of south London never let something like this happen ever again. The Queen Vic � Shit Bin Extraordinaire, lest we forget".


Storming!

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Flat roofed pubs.. on 14:41 - Apr 29 with 14533 viewssimmo

Flat roofed pubs.. on 14:36 - Apr 29 by BrianMcCarthy

Sorry to quote myself, but I was in a rare hurry when typing that last comment and felt I should explain.

Back in the '90s me and the rest of The Glen pool team strolled into The Hind and Hart for a match only to see their pool team take it in turns to dangle from the ceiling, keks 'round their ankles, and attempt to drop the kids off at the pool table, so to speak.

We gave them the game there and then. If they wanted to, they could win the league without ever chalking a cue. Perhaps they did.


It hasn't got a flat roof but I once saw a group of Marines play 'freckles' in the Talbot Inn, Bideford. Disturbing.

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Flat roofed pubs.. on 14:44 - Apr 29 with 14510 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Flat roofed pubs.. on 14:41 - Apr 29 by simmo

It hasn't got a flat roof but I once saw a group of Marines play 'freckles' in the Talbot Inn, Bideford. Disturbing.


Having checked Urban Dictionary I declare you the winner.

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Flat roofed pubs.. on 15:35 - Apr 29 with 14390 viewsMrSheen

My brother's local in South Oxhey.



Disappointingly not as bad inside as it looks, but good for a car park punch up at closing time on St George's Day, which shows they mean well.
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Flat roofed pubs.. on 15:46 - Apr 29 with 14360 viewsWokingR

Be warned ! This one has 2 flat roofs so is twice as rough
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Flat roofed pubs.. on 15:50 - Apr 29 with 14335 viewskingsburyR

I thought it was called "Speckles?"

That's if it involves a beer mat and a poo though! And we haven't started on sticky biscuit yet!

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Flat roofed pubs.. on 15:54 - Apr 29 with 14328 viewsFredManRave

The Imperial Pub in Broadfield, Crawley. Known for being the worst, dodgiest pub in Crawley which Is saying something in itself! All sorts went on there and the Old Bill didn't give a shit but when me and a mate go there in '87 to score an eighth of shit puff we get fcuking knicked.



To see the ire that this pub generates and the type of clientele please refer to the attached link.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk.demo.oonair.net/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8189391/

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Flat roofed pubs.. on 15:55 - Apr 29 with 14318 viewsjamois

Flat roofed pubs.. on 14:11 - Apr 29 by Toast_R



This was a real dog of a place when I was growing up no too far from where I lived but just far enough. The Queen Victoria in North Cheam. Now closed.

A particular funny comment from Beerintheevening...
"As soon as Ken Livingstone offered free bus travel to the under-16s, this place was doomed - there is no way the Queen Vic could compete with the range of walls to graffiti and opportunities for violence that public transport offers. I heard that news of the closure prompted bigger street parties than were seen on VE Day. I strongly believe that this place should remain undeveloped and serve as a memorial and a reminder that the people of south London never let something like this happen ever again. The Queen Vic � Shit Bin Extraordinaire, lest we forget".


I went to a party there once Toast. Twas the 80s. Massive fight kicked off, as usual. Head down, running for cover, long walk home. A rinse n repeat version of many nights out in Cheam.

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