| Best Nicknames 13:19 - Feb 2 with 3561 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
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| Best Nicknames on 13:26 - Feb 2 with 2541 views | karl |
Jim James and Baz Barry, can't decide which is best |  | | |
| Best Nicknames on 13:29 - Feb 2 with 2525 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
| Best Nicknames on 13:26 - Feb 2 by karl |
Jim James and Baz Barry, can't decide which is best |
'Jim James'
So pissed they named him twice. | | | |
| Best Nicknames on 13:42 - Feb 2 with 2497 views | queensparker |
Been picked up recently on Twitter by a few people, but there’s a guy I’ve worked with in the car industry called Wayne Bruce. Widely known as “Manbat” |  | | |
| Best Nicknames on 13:42 - Feb 2 with 2495 views | ozexile |
I've got a mate here in Oz whobhas never had a full tome job. Placebo is his name, cause he doesn't work. |  | | |
| Best Nicknames on 13:52 - Feb 2 with 2475 views | loftboy |
Used to work with a Bloke we called minty because he always turned up after 8.
One we called Lucan because he was always off sick and was never seen.
A bloke was called socks because he stank. |  |
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| Best Nicknames on 13:56 - Feb 2 with 2471 views | loftboy |
Also worked with a bloke that looked like Harry Potter, calling him Harry was too obvious so we decided to call him Toss instead. | |
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| Best Nicknames on 14:21 - Feb 2 with 2428 views | QPRSteve |
A big Maccam that used to drink in the Greyhound on Fulham Palace Road was known behind his back a a Broken Brains. | | | |
| Best Nicknames on 14:22 - Feb 2 with 2427 views | DavieQPR |
| Best Nicknames on 13:56 - Feb 2 by loftboy |
Also worked with a bloke that looked like Harry Potter, calling him Harry was too obvious so we decided to call him Toss instead. |
Reminds me of the chant to Jonjo Shelvey 'Harry Potter is coming for you'. |  | | |
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| Best Nicknames on 14:53 - Feb 2 with 2389 views | BrianMcCarthy |
A lad I worked on the sites with was an unreal bull$hitter who'd been all over the world. Apparently.
He was called Concorde - no matter where you'd been he'd been there first. |  |
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| Best Nicknames on 14:57 - Feb 2 with 2379 views | BrianMcCarthy |
Before he met my Mom, my Da had two particular girlfriends.
One was incredibly tall, so she was - publicly - known as Hand Me Down The Moon.
The other had a slightly large rear end, so she was - also publicly - known as My Head Is Here My Arse Is Coming.
When we were kids and Dad would be annoying Mom you'd hear her chip back "Ah, why'nt y'ask Hand Me Down The Moon?" [Post edited 2 Feb 2019 14:57]
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| Best Nicknames on 15:02 - Feb 2 with 2366 views | CroydonCaptJack |
My mate worked in a builders merchants where the least bright member of staff was known as Johnny Mensa. |  | | |
| Best Nicknames on 15:02 - Feb 2 with 2366 views | CliveWilsonSaid |
An old colleague of mine (Mcbreed) used to insist on having two cups of tea at the same time. Naturally he became known as Two Teas Mcbreed. |  |
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| Best Nicknames on 15:03 - Feb 2 with 2365 views | Esox_Lucius |
I worked with a guy everyone called Ten to Two because when you looked at him from the back that was the way his feet pointed. Same workplace was a little guy everyone knew as Inch from Inch High Private Eye. I knew a bloke called Ian as well and everyone knew him as Lemmy from his habit of starting conversations with "Lemme a quid 'til friday". |  |
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| Best Nicknames on 15:15 - Feb 2 with 2352 views | Hayesender |
Got a work mate with quite a bad stutter. We call him machine gun |  |
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| Best Nicknames on 15:27 - Feb 2 with 2332 views | THEBUSH |
When I worked in the offshore industry. we used to call this guy, the Driller, because he was boring  |  | | |
| Best Nicknames on 15:33 - Feb 2 with 2324 views | Dorse |
Went to school with a lad who was called 'Flid' for a full 5 years. Nobody could explain why - he was genuinely good person who never did anyone any harm. Honourable mentions go to Lif, Bullers and Regs (same class - frankly, we rarely went by our actual names, even to the point that teachers would address us by the nickname. For the record, I was known as Chop or Chopper). |  |
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| Best Nicknames on 15:50 - Feb 2 with 2304 views | corse |
I have a friend who never owned any other cars than volvo s so obviously he is called...volvo.
And an other on who looks 100 per cent like the sufferin and starving guy on the cross so obviously he is called...jesus. and an other one who looks the same but in this case to seperate them is called...pain. | | | |
| Best Nicknames on 15:52 - Feb 2 with 2297 views | loftboy |
| Best Nicknames on 15:33 - Feb 2 by Dorse |
Went to school with a lad who was called 'Flid' for a full 5 years. Nobody could explain why - he was genuinely good person who never did anyone any harm. Honourable mentions go to Lif, Bullers and Regs (same class - frankly, we rarely went by our actual names, even to the point that teachers would address us by the nickname. For the record, I was known as Chop or Chopper). |
We had a fat kid at school, back then it was rare and his nickname was cannon as in the American detective series who was rather fat, even the teachers called him that, a few people who I went to school with (left 36 years ago) are still known by their school nicknames rather than their real names. | |
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| Best Nicknames on 16:38 - Feb 2 with 2260 views | Boston |
| Best Nicknames on 13:42 - Feb 2 by ozexile |
I've got a mate here in Oz whobhas never had a full tome job. Placebo is his name, cause he doesn't work. |
Knew a bloke in Willesden with the same work ethic....Billy Biro. [Post edited 2 Feb 2019 18:17]
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| Best Nicknames on 17:00 - Feb 2 with 2238 views | itsbiga |
A few growing up;
Johnny Bullshit (liar)
Gay John (gay bloke)
Rude Wheels Dan ( had silly wheels on his car)
Prickolas (His name was Nicolas and he was a bit of a prick)
Tall Paul(was 6’5”)
Margarine Head (had a funny shaped head)
Stig (pikey kid) | |
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| Best Nicknames on 21:16 - Feb 2 with 2049 views | NoDiddley |
| Best Nicknames on 17:00 - Feb 2 by itsbiga |
A few growing up;
Johnny Bullshit (liar)
Gay John (gay bloke)
Rude Wheels Dan ( had silly wheels on his car)
Prickolas (His name was Nicolas and he was a bit of a prick)
Tall Paul(was 6’5”)
Margarine Head (had a funny shaped head)
Stig (pikey kid) |
There’s SWITA in our group acronym for Steve Wright (England’s most travelled fan) as he doesn’t get to the pub till after 12 thus Steve Wright In The Afternoon! |  | | |
| Best Nicknames on 21:39 - Feb 2 with 2033 views | Trom |
My Grandad was Ted in the family. His old man was a bit of a piss-head and they had eight kids. Forgot when he was registering the birth that they had an older son called Edward. So Ted and Ed it was.
My nickname has stuck since school - Trom. Real name Jonathan Bone. Could have been a lot worse. |  | | |
| Best Nicknames on 22:01 - Feb 2 with 2008 views | Guppy22 |
A bloke I used to play rugby with was called billy thrush, basically a lying annoying bloke | | | |
| Best Nicknames on 22:59 - Feb 2 with 1963 views | ParkRoyalR |
A fellow R's fan is known as Pick n Mix as took ages in a newsagents some years ago at Forest and when one of the lads went in to find out why he was taking so long found he'd taken a dig in the back of the head and was sparked out over the sweet counter. | | | |
| Best Nicknames on 23:23 - Feb 2 with 1936 views | Boston |
| Best Nicknames on 21:39 - Feb 2 by Trom |
My Grandad was Ted in the family. His old man was a bit of a piss-head and they had eight kids. Forgot when he was registering the birth that they had an older son called Edward. So Ted and Ed it was.
My nickname has stuck since school - Trom. Real name Jonathan Bone. Could have been a lot worse. |
That's funny, Mr Bone. | |
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