| Cifuentes chant 09:38 - Oct 31 with 16586 views | jonnyb121 |
To the tune of La Bamba:
Marti Cifuentes
Maaaarti Cifuentes
He came from Sweden
To save our season
He hates Micky Beeeeeale!
Who's with me? Anyone...? *tumbleweed* |  | | |  |
| Cifuentes chant on 18:16 - Nov 5 with 3340 views | Mick_S |
| Cifuentes chant on 16:58 - Nov 5 by OldPedro |
I thought it finished 'and he hates Chelsea...' |
Please. No. |  |
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| Cifuentes chant on 18:19 - Nov 5 with 3335 views | daveB |
| Cifuentes chant on 18:16 - Nov 5 by Mick_S |
Please. No. |
They had about 4 versions, the "his football is magic" one was the best imo |  | | |
| Cifuentes chant on 19:16 - Nov 5 with 3232 views | mikeygunn |
It was total cringe, but I was singing it when we went 0-1 up. Shame on me. We can surely do better than that though. It was like AI had written it. |  | | |
| Cifuentes chant on 00:33 - Nov 7 with 2997 views | SBR_W6Hoop |
How about…
Olé olé olé
Marti Ci-fu-en-tes
Ci-fu-en-tes
Ci-fu-en-tes
Marti Ci-fu-en-tes |  | | |
| Cifuentes chant on 08:22 - Nov 7 with 2912 views | sparkey |
| Cifuentes chant on 18:19 - Nov 5 by daveB |
They had about 4 versions, the "his football is magic" one was the best imo |
Do you mean - 'his football is MASSIVE'?? | | | |
| Cifuentes chant on 09:01 - Nov 7 with 2869 views | ngbqpr |
Just another recycled chant.
Forest did it for Sabri Lamouchi (he hates the Derby, he hates the Leicester, his Forest are magic). Toon do it for Tonali (he drinks Moretti, he eats spaghetti, he hates fkin Sunderkand).
Have we got ANYTHING original these days bar Captain Jack? |  |
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| Cifuentes chant on 09:09 - Nov 7 with 2850 views | GaryBannister86 |
| Cifuentes chant on 09:01 - Nov 7 by ngbqpr |
Just another recycled chant.
Forest did it for Sabri Lamouchi (he hates the Derby, he hates the Leicester, his Forest are magic). Toon do it for Tonali (he drinks Moretti, he eats spaghetti, he hates fkin Sunderkand).
Have we got ANYTHING original these days bar Captain Jack? |
Good point - we've never been one for original chants.
Even the ones we think are original, aren't. All copied. Even magic hat song (can't remember who), Pigbag (Boro), Dykes (Scotland).....anyone got any genuinely original ones?
Captain Jack - hope so, someone will probably say different
Come on you R's? (or did Reading get there first)
Cheer up Sleepy Jean (no actual words changed for our purposes)
Just don't feel like we "own" an original one. Surely the yoof out there can come up with one (that's new) in between snorting stuff up their hooter and uploading to SnapTube? | | | |
| Cifuentes chant on 09:36 - Nov 7 with 2823 views | TheChef |
| Cifuentes chant on 09:09 - Nov 7 by GaryBannister86 |
Good point - we've never been one for original chants.
Even the ones we think are original, aren't. All copied. Even magic hat song (can't remember who), Pigbag (Boro), Dykes (Scotland).....anyone got any genuinely original ones?
Captain Jack - hope so, someone will probably say different
Come on you R's? (or did Reading get there first)
Cheer up Sleepy Jean (no actual words changed for our purposes)
Just don't feel like we "own" an original one. Surely the yoof out there can come up with one (that's new) in between snorting stuff up their hooter and uploading to SnapTube? |
Magic Hat isn't original??
I'd like to think the Dan Shittu song is  |  |
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| Cifuentes chant on 13:20 - Nov 7 with 2737 views | ngbqpr |
| Cifuentes chant on 09:36 - Nov 7 by TheChef |
Magic Hat isn't original??
I'd like to think the Dan Shittu song is |
Magic Hat - Man U did it for Keane.
Shittu - not an original tune ("we hate those bstards in claret & blue"), but tbf was an original spin lyrically. | |
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| Cifuentes chant on 16:28 - Nov 7 with 2612 views | OldPedro |
Didn't we use Pigbag before Boro? |  |
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| Cifuentes chant on 16:29 - Nov 7 with 2604 views | BrianMcCarthy |
| Cifuentes chant on 16:28 - Nov 7 by OldPedro |
Didn't we use Pigbag before Boro? |
Yes. |  |
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| Cifuentes chant on 16:36 - Nov 7 with 2589 views | CamberleyR |
| Cifuentes chant on 14:04 - Nov 4 by Esox_Lucius |
Cifuentes oohwooo
Cifuentes oohwooo
He came from Hammerby
He'll take us to Wemblerlee
*fingers crossed. |
"He'll take us to Wemblerlee
Hopefully not in the Papa John's trophy" [Post edited 7 Nov 2023 19:03]
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| Cifuentes chant on 17:12 - Nov 7 with 2549 views | ngbqpr |
....+ we use the classic original, they use the awful remake by Chels*** supporting Paul Mr Overrated Oakenfold. | |
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| Cifuentes chant on 19:37 - Nov 11 with 2336 views | NorthLondonR |
Seeing as this has been lazily borrowed from copious amounts of other clubs, surely we could add a touch of class and add a bit of nuance?
He eats Fideuà
He drinks rioja
He doesn't care much for North Battersea? |  | | |
| Cifuentes chant on 19:41 - Nov 11 with 2320 views | Watford_Ranger |
One bloke walking out the Loft trying to get the Paella/Estrella/massive cock version going which was a bit odd.
He probably doesn’t even drink Estrella as it’s basically Amstel for knobs. | | | |
| Cifuentes chant on 19:53 - Nov 11 with 2287 views | NorthLondonR |
| Cifuentes chant on 19:41 - Nov 11 by Watford_Ranger |
One bloke walking out the Loft trying to get the Paella/Estrella/massive cock version going which was a bit odd.
He probably doesn’t even drink Estrella as it’s basically Amstel for knobs. |
Absolutely... Alec Stock and Dave Sexton were both blessed with gargantuan appendages | | | |
| Cifuentes chant on 20:49 - Nov 11 with 2231 views | Watford_Ranger |
| Cifuentes chant on 19:53 - Nov 11 by NorthLondonR |
Absolutely... Alec Stock and Dave Sexton were both blessed with gargantuan appendages |
Beale’s is like a hamster’s. | | | |
| Cifuentes chant on 22:11 - Nov 11 with 2107 views | Boston |
Cifu..entes
oh oh oh oh
Cifu..entes
oh oh oh oh
he came from Hammarby
for very little fee
Cifu..entes
oh oh oh oh
etc etc etc [Post edited 11 Nov 2023 22:13]
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| Cifuentes chant on 11:15 - Nov 25 with 1734 views | KensalT |
To the tune of Y Viva Espana
Oh I'm taking the White City train y viva Cifuentes
We play the way they do in Spain y viva Cifuentes
For Marti the Catalan matador, pinched from Sweden
To see the Queens Park Rangers score, Cifuentes por favor [Post edited 25 Nov 2023 11:50]
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| Cifuentes chant on 12:10 - Nov 25 with 1672 views | Watford_Ranger |
Ooh, ah, Marti
Ooh, ah, Marti
Ooh, ah, Marti
Ooh, ah, Marti
Do you want to go Marti
We'll get funky there, Marti
Drink a little wine, Marti
Have a funky time, Marti | | | |
| Cifuentes chant on 13:17 - Nov 25 with 1629 views | superstan |
To the Candida tune
Wohoo Cifeuntes
You have come to the Rangers
You have come here to save us
And take to the premier league | | | |
| Cifuentes chant on 13:28 - Nov 25 with 1614 views | NorthLondonR |
| Cifuentes chant on 09:36 - Nov 7 by TheChef |
Magic Hat isn't original??
I'd like to think the Dan Shittu song is |
The Shittu chant was borrowed from the Arsenal Kanu one | | | |
| Cifuentes chant on 13:53 - Nov 25 with 1589 views | flynnbo |
| Cifuentes chant on 17:17 - Oct 31 by sparkey |
Cifuentes oowooo
Cifuentes oowooo
He came from Hammerby
Preferred the White City |
Ahem
He came from Hammarby
Preferred the White City
[Post edited 31 Oct 9:52] |  | | |
| Cifuentes chant on 12:08 - Nov 27 with 1474 views | TacticalR |
The first time I heard the Marti Cifuentes song it sounded like 'Marti's apprentice', and I wondered who that might be. |  |
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| Cifuentes chant on 11:03 - Nov 29 with 1278 views | ibnumber10 |
All hail Marti Cifuentes
The football we play is relentless
Possession will kill you
And Chair will out skill you
Cos Marti is King of the Loft | | | |
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