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Breville 22:01 - Aug 15 with 3166 viewsBanosswan

As I work away and hospital staff accommodation/kitchens are sh!t, I've bought myself a toastie maker.

Show me your best recipes.

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Breville on 22:03 - Aug 15 with 2676 viewsJackfath

Cheese, Ham. Onion, Salad Cream.

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Breville on 22:07 - Aug 15 with 2663 viewsMrSwerve

Breville on 22:03 - Aug 15 by Jackfath

Cheese, Ham. Onion, Salad Cream.


No bread?

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Breville on 22:08 - Aug 15 with 2659 viewsProfessor

Breville on 22:03 - Aug 15 by Jackfath

Cheese, Ham. Onion, Salad Cream.


Bolognese or chilli with cheese. Salami', provone and sun dried tomato. Turkey, ham , cheese and avocado. Peanut butter and chilli jam.

Panini press is better though. More bread variety to fit in
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Breville on 22:19 - Aug 15 with 2636 viewsBanosswan

Breville on 22:08 - Aug 15 by Professor

Bolognese or chilli with cheese. Salami', provone and sun dried tomato. Turkey, ham , cheese and avocado. Peanut butter and chilli jam.

Panini press is better though. More bread variety to fit in


Tonight's was stag dynamite chilli with cheese. My class knows no bounds.

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Breville on 22:21 - Aug 15 with 2631 viewsDarran

Keep it simple Bano and baked bean with brown sauce is the correct answer.

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Breville on 22:24 - Aug 15 with 2628 viewsBanosswan

Breville on 22:21 - Aug 15 by Darran

Keep it simple Bano and baked bean with brown sauce is the correct answer.


Don't like brown sauce......

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Breville on 22:29 - Aug 15 with 2619 viewsBanosswan

Breville on 22:03 - Aug 15 by Jackfath

Cheese, Ham. Onion, Salad Cream.


Or salad cream sorry jf

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Breville on 22:34 - Aug 15 with 2613 viewsDarran

Breville on 22:24 - Aug 15 by Banosswan

Don't like brown sauce......


Just beans then.

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Breville on 22:37 - Aug 15 with 2604 viewsBanosswan

Breville on 22:34 - Aug 15 by Darran

Just beans then.


Not really a 'recipe' then is it?

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Breville on 22:39 - Aug 15 with 2599 viewsWarwickHunt

Breville on 22:03 - Aug 15 by Jackfath

Cheese, Ham. Onion, Salad Cream.


Salad cream? Toasted?

Fûck me sideways.
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Breville on 22:59 - Aug 15 with 2584 viewsDarran

Breville on 22:37 - Aug 15 by Banosswan

Not really a 'recipe' then is it?


Just try it FFS you ponce.

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Breville on 23:08 - Aug 15 with 2575 viewsBanosswan

Breville on 22:59 - Aug 15 by Darran

Just try it FFS you ponce.


I will forever be indebted to you for your suggestion of beans in toast.

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Breville on 23:09 - Aug 15 with 2572 viewsDarran

Breville on 23:08 - Aug 15 by Banosswan

I will forever be indebted to you for your suggestion of beans in toast.


You're missing out.

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Breville on 23:12 - Aug 15 with 2566 viewsBanosswan

Breville on 23:09 - Aug 15 by Darran

You're missing out.


I have a tin of beans and sausage. Would that work or ruin it?

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Breville on 23:16 - Aug 15 with 2559 viewsDarran

Breville on 23:12 - Aug 15 by Banosswan

I have a tin of beans and sausage. Would that work or ruin it?


Perfect.

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Breville on 23:18 - Aug 15 with 2557 viewsKerouac

Here's what you do...

Lightly buttered bread, Welsh salted butter only please none of that fake crap.
Slices of extra mature cheddar covering it.
Sliced red onion across the cheese.
Now we sprinkle the tabasco sauce over the top.
Thinly slice a big old tomato and layer over the top.
Then some more red onion.
The second layer of cheese.
An encore for the tabasco sauce.
Capped with another slice of buttered bread...and proper bread, brown, seeds. the works.

Now, you stick that in your breville and you get over your aversion to brown sauce (which just so happens to be the perfect substance to dip the thing in), and you make yourself a nice big mug of hot sweet tea...proper tea, not fecking Earl Grey or such like...and you wait 5-10 minutes.
No need to thank me.

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Breville on 23:20 - Aug 15 with 2552 viewsLoyal

Put your cock in it with a chilli. Dab of butter
Chilli cocker butter.
Perfect.

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Breville on 23:21 - Aug 15 with 2549 viewsBanosswan

Breville on 23:18 - Aug 15 by Kerouac

Here's what you do...

Lightly buttered bread, Welsh salted butter only please none of that fake crap.
Slices of extra mature cheddar covering it.
Sliced red onion across the cheese.
Now we sprinkle the tabasco sauce over the top.
Thinly slice a big old tomato and layer over the top.
Then some more red onion.
The second layer of cheese.
An encore for the tabasco sauce.
Capped with another slice of buttered bread...and proper bread, brown, seeds. the works.

Now, you stick that in your breville and you get over your aversion to brown sauce (which just so happens to be the perfect substance to dip the thing in), and you make yourself a nice big mug of hot sweet tea...proper tea, not fecking Earl Grey or such like...and you wait 5-10 minutes.
No need to thank me.


Don't drink tea or coffee....

Red wine or vodka mind

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Breville on 23:23 - Aug 15 with 2545 viewsKerouac

Breville on 23:21 - Aug 15 by Banosswan

Don't drink tea or coffee....

Red wine or vodka mind


Red Wine it will have to be then.
A nice shiraz.

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Breville on 23:28 - Aug 15 with 2541 viewsBanosswan

Breville on 23:23 - Aug 15 by Kerouac

Red Wine it will have to be then.
A nice shiraz.


I'm also taking on board the tabasco suggestion. They do a habanero version which is very nice.

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Breville on 23:32 - Aug 15 with 2531 viewsKerouac

Good call...


...or alternatively you could lob a tin of baked beans and pork sausages from your local Nisa inbetween some toast.

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Breville on 23:36 - Aug 15 with 2522 viewsBanosswan

Breville on 23:32 - Aug 15 by Kerouac

Good call...


...or alternatively you could lob a tin of baked beans and pork sausages from your local Nisa inbetween some toast.


Fook off darran!

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Breville on 08:39 - Aug 16 with 2460 viewsItchySphincter

Tuna/Cheese or just crack an egg and slam it between the bread, got to be quick though.

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Breville on 08:47 - Aug 16 with 2448 viewsJackSomething

Breville on 23:18 - Aug 15 by Kerouac

Here's what you do...

Lightly buttered bread, Welsh salted butter only please none of that fake crap.
Slices of extra mature cheddar covering it.
Sliced red onion across the cheese.
Now we sprinkle the tabasco sauce over the top.
Thinly slice a big old tomato and layer over the top.
Then some more red onion.
The second layer of cheese.
An encore for the tabasco sauce.
Capped with another slice of buttered bread...and proper bread, brown, seeds. the works.

Now, you stick that in your breville and you get over your aversion to brown sauce (which just so happens to be the perfect substance to dip the thing in), and you make yourself a nice big mug of hot sweet tea...proper tea, not fecking Earl Grey or such like...and you wait 5-10 minutes.
No need to thank me.


For some reason while reading Kerouac's detailed instructions, I imagined him saying "It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again" to some poor soul trapped in his basement.

Back to the point of the thread, I bought a Breville last year as I loved toasties when I was a kid. I remember them being almost lethal temperatures inside, but that's either a false memory or the new Brevilles have been modified to prevent that. Doesn't stop me enjoying my old favourite of corned beef and cheese though.

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Breville on 09:25 - Aug 16 with 2428 viewsjedijack

I didn't realise these things still existed!

Loved beans and cheddar as a kid.
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