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Serious question actually. We live in a bungalow, and i come home from work everyday and hoover the house. My 'wife' reckons i have a massive OCD problem? So, as the headline says, how often does your house get hoovered?
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How often do you get the hoover out? on 12:05 - Apr 4 with 2196 views
How often do you get the hoover out? on 12:05 - Apr 4 by oh_tommy_tommy
I find green is best
There's a great article by Lindsey Kelk, in this months Hello magazine, which discusses the pros and cons of both. I think she may change your mind, babes x
Good luck, Mr Cooper
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How often do you get the hoover out? on 12:27 - Apr 4 with 2166 views
How often do you get the hoover out? on 12:20 - Apr 4 by WarwickHunt
My missus is surgically attached to ours. It's like a giant fücking dentists' drill - drives me nuts.
I'm going to have her cremated with it. Sooner rather later if she does it when I'm watching football on the telly...
*Cuts to couples therapy meeting
Therapist: "Let her know how you feel. Go on, tell her" Husband: "You're spending too much time with Henry" Wife: "Henry who?" Husband: "Henry Hoover...and he knows it winds me up, he just sits there smiling at me" Wife: "See how ridiculous he is....HENRY'S GAY!"
[Post edited 4 Apr 2018 12:33]
Good luck, Mr Cooper
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How often do you get the hoover out? on 12:48 - Apr 4 with 2143 views
How often do you get the hoover out? on 12:23 - Apr 4 by Mo_Wives
There's a great article by Lindsey Kelk, in this months Hello magazine, which discusses the pros and cons of both. I think she may change your mind, babes x
How often do you get the hoover out? on 09:55 - Apr 4 by WarwickHunt
I've got the Abbott 30000000000000000000000000.
I've got a Brexit 5000. Cost me a fortune it did and came with good reviews. Got home, took it out of the box and it was empty. Apparently I have to pay more to actually receive the item and there is no guarantee or warranty with it.
Gents, if ever you feel your home is in need of a clean and the ironing is beginning to pile up may I suggest that you start an argument with your other half. In no time at all you will find the house will look spotless and the ironing back to a more manageable level. During this time you will also be able to watch TV or interact on PS without interruption.
How often do you get the hoover out? on 10:40 - Apr 4 by Lord_Bony
Well we’ve had orders to turn this site into mumsnet.
Does anyone know the best way to get rid of pet hair girls?
If you lived up my way they would shear the pet the same time as the sheep
Swansea Indepenent Poster Of The Year 2021. Dr P / Mart66 / Roathie / Parlay / E20/ Duffle was 2nd, but he is deluded and thinks in his little twisted brain that he won. Poor sod. We let him win this year, as he has cried for a whole year. His 14 usernames, bless his cotton socks.
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How often do you get the hoover out? on 14:46 - Apr 4 with 2034 views
How often do you get the hoover out? on 12:27 - Apr 4 by Mo_Wives
*Cuts to couples therapy meeting
Therapist: "Let her know how you feel. Go on, tell her" Husband: "You're spending too much time with Henry" Wife: "Henry who?" Husband: "Henry Hoover...and he knows it winds me up, he just sits there smiling at me" Wife: "See how ridiculous he is....HENRY'S GAY!"
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Well, I knew that! He closes his eyes when I kiss him.
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How often do you get the hoover out? on 16:19 - Apr 4 with 1957 views
How often do you get the hoover out? on 21:54 - Apr 3 by NeathJack
Get yourself a robot vacuum. Had mine for 2 years and it works wonders.
Leading on from a point made earlier, what's the point of getting married, if you are taking one of the joys of her day by placing this task in the hands of an automatron?
I love seeing the joy on my wife's face as she pushes her Ewbank speed sweeper as I thoughtfully raise my legs up off the floor as I sit and watch the TV so she does not miss any spots.
How often do you get the hoover out? on 07:12 - Apr 5 by swanjackal
Leading on from a point made earlier, what's the point of getting married, if you are taking one of the joys of her day by placing this task in the hands of an automatron?
I love seeing the joy on my wife's face as she pushes her Ewbank speed sweeper as I thoughtfully raise my legs up off the floor as I sit and watch the TV so she does not miss any spots.
I guess she doesn't read your posts ?
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