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How often do you get the hoover out? 21:42 - Apr 3 with 7104 viewsGaryjack

Serious question actually. We live in a bungalow, and i come home from work everyday and hoover the house. My 'wife' reckons i have a massive OCD problem? So, as the headline says, how often does your house get hoovered?
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How often do you get the hoover out? on 12:05 - Apr 4 with 2196 viewsoh_tommy_tommy

How often do you get the hoover out? on 10:38 - Apr 4 by SoberBaker

A new low, init?

Load of lads on a FOOTBALL forum discussing hoovers!

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How often do you get the hoover out? on 12:20 - Apr 4 with 2177 viewsWarwickHunt

How often do you get the hoover out? on 21:49 - Apr 3 by Nogginthenog

Thrice a week the Dyson cordless is a godsend


My missus is surgically attached to ours. It's like a giant fücking dentists' drill - drives me nuts.

I'm going to have her cremated with it. Sooner rather later if she does it when I'm watching football on the telly...
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How often do you get the hoover out? on 12:23 - Apr 4 with 2173 viewsMo_Wives

How often do you get the hoover out? on 12:05 - Apr 4 by oh_tommy_tommy

I find green is best


There's a great article by Lindsey Kelk, in this months Hello magazine, which discusses the pros and cons of both. I think she may change your mind, babes x

Good luck, Mr Cooper

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How often do you get the hoover out? on 12:27 - Apr 4 with 2166 viewsMo_Wives

How often do you get the hoover out? on 12:20 - Apr 4 by WarwickHunt

My missus is surgically attached to ours. It's like a giant fücking dentists' drill - drives me nuts.

I'm going to have her cremated with it. Sooner rather later if she does it when I'm watching football on the telly...


*Cuts to couples therapy meeting

Therapist: "Let her know how you feel. Go on, tell her"
Husband: "You're spending too much time with Henry"
Wife: "Henry who?"
Husband: "Henry Hoover...and he knows it winds me up, he just sits there smiling at me"
Wife: "See how ridiculous he is....HENRY'S GAY!"
[Post edited 4 Apr 2018 12:33]

Good luck, Mr Cooper

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How often do you get the hoover out? on 12:48 - Apr 4 with 2143 viewsLord_Bony

How often do you get the hoover out? on 11:30 - Apr 4 by WarwickHunt

What are pet hair girls and why would you want to get rid of them? Do they whiff a bit in warm weather?


I should have put a comma or summit in there shouldn't I?

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How often do you get the hoover out? on 12:50 - Apr 4 with 2134 viewsoh_tommy_tommy

How often do you get the hoover out? on 12:23 - Apr 4 by Mo_Wives

There's a great article by Lindsey Kelk, in this months Hello magazine, which discusses the pros and cons of both. I think she may change your mind, babes x


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How often do you get the hoover out? on 13:44 - Apr 4 with 2082 viewsEbo

Tripped over the lead of my vacuum on the weekend. I was Dyson with death I tell you1

Thank you, goodnight and bollocks
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How often do you get the hoover out? on 13:48 - Apr 4 with 2078 viewslondonlisa2001

How often do you get the hoover out? on 13:44 - Apr 4 by Ebo

Tripped over the lead of my vacuum on the weekend. I was Dyson with death I tell you1


For a while you must have been hoovering between life and death.
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How often do you get the hoover out? on 13:48 - Apr 4 with 2078 viewsEbo

How often do you get the hoover out? on 09:55 - Apr 4 by WarwickHunt

I've got the Abbott 30000000000000000000000000.


I've got a Brexit 5000. Cost me a fortune it did and came with good reviews. Got home, took it out of the box and it was empty. Apparently I have to pay more to actually receive the item and there is no guarantee or warranty with it.

Anyone think I've been stitched up?
[Post edited 4 Apr 2018 13:49]

Thank you, goodnight and bollocks
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How often do you get the hoover out? on 13:53 - Apr 4 with 2071 viewswaynekerr55

How often do you get the hoover out? on 11:31 - Apr 4 by WarwickHunt

How is the missus?


Ffs mun 😂

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How often do you get the hoover out? on 13:54 - Apr 4 with 2070 viewsexiledclaseboy

My favourite thread of the year so far. I ❣ hoovering.

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How often do you get the hoover out? on 14:11 - Apr 4 with 2055 viewsWxmJax

Gents, if ever you feel your home is in need of a clean and the ironing is beginning to pile up may I suggest that you start an argument with your other half. In no time at all you will find the house will look spotless and the ironing back to a more manageable level. During this time you will also be able to watch TV or interact on PS without interruption.

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How often do you get the hoover out? on 14:42 - Apr 4 with 2039 viewsbuilthjack

How often do you get the hoover out? on 10:40 - Apr 4 by Lord_Bony

Well we’ve had orders to turn this site into mumsnet.

Does anyone know the best way to get rid of pet hair girls?


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How often do you get the hoover out? on 14:46 - Apr 4 with 2034 viewsLohengrin

How often do you get the hoover out? on 13:54 - Apr 4 by exiledclaseboy

My favourite thread of the year so far. I ❣ hoovering.


Cine film of Chez Clase?


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How often do you get the hoover out? on 15:10 - Apr 4 with 2007 viewslondonlisa2001

How often do you get the hoover out? on 14:46 - Apr 4 by Lohengrin

Cine film of Chez Clase?



Freddie at his most Freddie.

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How often do you get the hoover out? on 16:06 - Apr 4 with 1969 viewsWarwickHunt

How often do you get the hoover out? on 13:53 - Apr 4 by waynekerr55

Ffs mun 😂


Tap -in.
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How often do you get the hoover out? on 16:07 - Apr 4 with 1964 viewsWarwickHunt

How often do you get the hoover out? on 12:27 - Apr 4 by Mo_Wives

*Cuts to couples therapy meeting

Therapist: "Let her know how you feel. Go on, tell her"
Husband: "You're spending too much time with Henry"
Wife: "Henry who?"
Husband: "Henry Hoover...and he knows it winds me up, he just sits there smiling at me"
Wife: "See how ridiculous he is....HENRY'S GAY!"
[Post edited 4 Apr 2018 12:33]


Well, I knew that! He closes his eyes when I kiss him.
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How often do you get the hoover out? on 16:19 - Apr 4 with 1957 viewswaynekerr55

How often do you get the hoover out? on 16:06 - Apr 4 by WarwickHunt

Tap -in.


The very embodiment of Gary Lineker finishing inside the 6 yard box

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How often do you get the hoover out? on 16:33 - Apr 4 with 1940 viewsGaryjack

I've created a monster! That's all we need now is for The Res, Shaky, E20 and Nirvana to join in!
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How often do you get the hoover out? on 00:03 - Apr 5 with 1833 viewsN_T_J

My mrs hovers all the time. Drives me nuts when she shouts "lift your feet"
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How often do you get the hoover out? on 00:48 - Apr 5 with 1816 viewsWarwickHunt

How often do you get the hoover out? on 00:03 - Apr 5 by N_T_J

My mrs hovers all the time. Drives me nuts when she shouts "lift your feet"


You'd think she'd be above that.

How high are your ceilings?
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How often do you get the hoover out? on 01:35 - Apr 5 with 1798 viewsN_T_J

How often do you get the hoover out? on 00:48 - Apr 5 by WarwickHunt

You'd think she'd be above that.

How high are your ceilings?


🤣🤣 *Hoover then 🤗
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How often do you get the hoover out? on 07:12 - Apr 5 with 1755 viewsswanjackal

How often do you get the hoover out? on 21:54 - Apr 3 by NeathJack

Get yourself a robot vacuum. Had mine for 2 years and it works wonders.


Leading on from a point made earlier, what's the point of getting married, if you are taking one of the joys of her day by placing this task in the hands of an automatron?

I love seeing the joy on my wife's face as she pushes her Ewbank speed sweeper as I thoughtfully raise my legs up off the floor as I sit and watch the TV so she does not miss any spots.

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How often do you get the hoover out? on 07:28 - Apr 5 with 1747 viewsSTID2017

How often do you get the hoover out? on 07:12 - Apr 5 by swanjackal

Leading on from a point made earlier, what's the point of getting married, if you are taking one of the joys of her day by placing this task in the hands of an automatron?

I love seeing the joy on my wife's face as she pushes her Ewbank speed sweeper as I thoughtfully raise my legs up off the floor as I sit and watch the TV so she does not miss any spots.


I guess she doesn't read your posts ?

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