Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 13:38 - Jan 13 with 2324 viewsHighjack The reviews are awful: “The scientist told me this product would improve my singing voice, but it’s caused me nothing but trouble. And it was all yellow.”
Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 13:41 - Jan 13 with 2316 viewssainthelens Heard there was a documentary on about the G Spot the other night. Looked everywhere I couldn't find it.
Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 13:49 - Jan 13 with 2301 viewstheloneranger Sad to see Katie Price's idea for 2 candles failed ... My Vagina is "Like a Wizard's Sleeve" and My Vagina is "Like Kicking a Chip Up the Kingsway" were both turned down by manufacturers. Katie Price said she was very surprised, as she believed there was a gaping hole in the market for her candles. Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎
Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 14:16 - Jan 13 with 2266 viewsVincent_Vega Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 13:49 - Jan 13 by theloneranger Sad to see Katie Price's idea for 2 candles failed ... My Vagina is "Like a Wizard's Sleeve" and My Vagina is "Like Kicking a Chip Up the Kingsway" were both turned down by manufacturers. Katie Price said she was very surprised, as she believed there was a gaping hole in the market for her candles.
Katie Price new candle range 'Eau de punched lasagne' Boycott Shampoo......Demand Real Poo!!!
Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 14:48 - Jan 13 with 2225 viewsFlashberryjack Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 13:49 - Jan 13 by theloneranger Sad to see Katie Price's idea for 2 candles failed ... My Vagina is "Like a Wizard's Sleeve" and My Vagina is "Like Kicking a Chip Up the Kingsway" were both turned down by manufacturers. Katie Price said she was very surprised, as she believed there was a gaping hole in the market for her candles.
"Like a Wizard's Sleeve"
Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 19:34 - Jan 13 with 2035 viewsCatullus Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 13:49 - Jan 13 by theloneranger Sad to see Katie Price's idea for 2 candles failed ... My Vagina is "Like a Wizard's Sleeve" and My Vagina is "Like Kicking a Chip Up the Kingsway" were both turned down by manufacturers. Katie Price said she was very surprised, as she believed there was a gaping hole in the market for her candles.
This could start a scandal, vaginagate is coming, wait til deep throat speaks up. Of course in some cases (I couldn't possibly mean the Katie) it's not so much a gate, more a turnstyle.
Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 19:47 - Jan 13 with 2021 viewsjack2jack There's something a bit fishy about all this, can't quite put my finger on it.
Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 20:00 - Jan 13 with 1994 viewsSwanjaxs Does Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina smell different to any other vagina though? In my experience they all smell the same after 10 pints of Bow ðŸ’â€â™‚ï¸ Happy to be proven wrong mind...
Login to get fewer adsGwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 20:04 - Jan 13 with 1980 viewsCatullus Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 20:00 - Jan 13 by Swanjaxs Does Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina smell different to any other vagina though? In my experience they all smell the same after 10 pints of Bow ðŸ’â€â™‚ï¸ Happy to be proven wrong mind...
Of course they all smell the same once you've thrown up on them. After 10 cans od Special VAT they all taste the same too.
Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 20:08 - Jan 13 with 1966 viewsSwanjaxs Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 20:04 - Jan 13 by Catullus Of course they all smell the same once you've thrown up on them. After 10 cans od Special VAT they all taste the same too.
After 10 cans of Vat a fanny could be doused in petrol and you wouldn't give a fùck mush 😂
Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 20:35 - Jan 13 with 1925 viewsjack2jack Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 20:08 - Jan 13 by Swanjaxs After 10 cans of Vat a fanny could be doused in petrol and you wouldn't give a fùck mush 😂
Sounds like 4 star entertainment😂
Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 20:40 - Jan 13 with 1915 viewsdickythorpe Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 14:48 - Jan 13 by Flashberryjack "Like a Wizard's Sleeve"
"Clown's pocket"
Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 20:44 - Jan 13 with 1906 viewsFlashberryjack Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 20:40 - Jan 13 by dickythorpe "Clown's pocket"
Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 20:50 - Jan 13 with 1892 viewstheloneranger "Hippos Yawn" "Penis Fly Trap" Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎
Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 20:54 - Jan 13 with 1876 viewsFlashberryjack Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 20:50 - Jan 13 by theloneranger "Hippos Yawn" "Penis Fly Trap"
Horse's collar.
Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 21:00 - Jan 13 with 1859 viewsSwanjaxs Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 20:54 - Jan 13 by Flashberryjack Horse's collar.
Love cave
Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 21:12 - Jan 13 with 1839 viewsmarchamjack Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 20:54 - Jan 13 by Flashberryjack Horse's collar.
And the winner is 😂 Oh,..Dave, what's occuring?
Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 21:35 - Jan 13 with 1809 viewsFlashberryjack Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 21:12 - Jan 13 by marchamjack And the winner is 😂
Wizard's sleeve, by a nose.
Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 22:23 - Jan 13 with 1751 viewsSwanjaxs Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 21:35 - Jan 13 by Flashberryjack Wizard's sleeve, by a nose.
I went to the dentist last week. As he was extracting my tooth he said "i can see you had oral sex last night " Slightly embarrassed i said "oh I'm sorry, have i got a pubic hair stuck in my teeth "? No he says... "You have shìt stuck up your nose" ... (mods feel free to delete)
Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 22:30 - Jan 13 with 1729 viewsSwanjaxs Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 13:38 - Jan 13 by Highjack The reviews are awful: “The scientist told me this product would improve my singing voice, but it’s caused me nothing but trouble. And it was all yellow.”
Coldplay fan HJ...? VIDEO VIDEO
Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 08:22 - Jan 14 with 1579 viewsWarwickHunt Sensible marketing - if it had been This Candle Smells Like My Cûnt, I doubt if she’d have sold anywhere near as many. I mean, who wants to smell like Chris Martin?
Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 08:26 - Jan 14 with 1573 viewssainthelens Before applying, do you need to caress the box before you appreciate the fragrance?
Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 08:28 - Jan 14 with 1565 viewsWarwickHunt Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 08:26 - Jan 14 by sainthelens Before applying, do you need to caress the box before you appreciate the fragrance?
Smells better as it gets warmer.
Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 09:43 - Jan 14 with 1528 viewsdickythorpe She should have used her ex-husband
Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 09:56 - Jan 14 with 1513 viewsCatullus Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 20:08 - Jan 13 by Swanjaxs After 10 cans of Vat a fanny could be doused in petrol and you wouldn't give a fùck mush 😂
It never took as many as 10, I usually never gave a feck before I started drinking.