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Boredom isolation quiz 10:43 - Apr 3 with 6480 viewsHighjack

Name these football clubs based on the cryptic clues:

1. Always one hundred
2. A burglars entry
3. Light this when naked
4. This pig has eaten too much
5. The latest fort
6. Where cattle cross the river
7. How’s your dads wife?
8. Roger Moore meets The Queen
9. Shit club full of scummy w*nkers
10. Trundle weighs the same as a duck. What should we do with him?
[Post edited 3 Apr 2020 12:07]

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Boredom isolation quiz on 12:32 - Apr 3 with 1300 viewsunion_jack

Boredom isolation quiz on 11:49 - Apr 3 by Highjack

10’s an easy one!


If it is, I must be overthinking it.

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Boredom isolation quiz on 12:33 - Apr 3 with 1296 viewsHighjack

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If it is, I must be overthinking it.


If he weighs the same as a duck then he must be made out of wood.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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Boredom isolation quiz on 13:52 - Apr 3 with 1244 viewsunion_jack

Boredom isolation quiz on 12:33 - Apr 3 by Highjack

If he weighs the same as a duck then he must be made out of wood.


Ok, I’ve got it but weighing the same as a duck is not a familiar phrase to me???

But you could then set him alight of course.

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Boredom isolation quiz on 14:03 - Apr 3 with 1238 viewsHighjack

Boredom isolation quiz on 13:52 - Apr 3 by union_jack

Ok, I’ve got it but weighing the same as a duck is not a familiar phrase to me???

But you could then set him alight of course.


It’s quite a famous movie reference, but if you haven’t seen it I imagine it would sound strange.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
Poll: Should Dippy Drakeford do us all a massive favour and just bog off?

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Boredom isolation quiz on 15:11 - Apr 3 with 1204 viewsHighjack

16. FM, BM, JD and RT on tour in Antarctica.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
Poll: Should Dippy Drakeford do us all a massive favour and just bog off?

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Boredom isolation quiz on 16:26 - Apr 3 with 1176 viewsKerouac

1. Always one hundred - Everton
2. A burglars entry - ???????????
3. Light this when naked - ??????????
4. This pig has eaten too much - Fulham
5. The latest fort - Newcastle
6. Where cattle cross the river - Oxford
7. How’s your dads wife? - Motherwell
8. Roger Moore meets The Queen - St. Mirren
9. Shit club full of scummy w*nkers - Cardiff
10. Trundle weighs the same as a duck. What should we do with him? - ??????????


11. Maria Katharina Kasper, Mother Theresa etc. -
12. Nitrogen, oxygen and argon come together as one. - Ayr
13. Oxo cubes come off the boat here. -
14. Do this to avoid conception. -
15. Mr Gump is rather jealous. -
16. FM, BM, JD and RT on tour in Antarctica. -
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Boredom isolation quiz on 11:23 - Apr 3 by union_jack

Number 8 is a clever one fair play.


Yes, I like #8 but #7 is quite good too
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Boredom isolation quiz on 16:39 - Apr 3 with 1160 viewsKerouac

17. Rushy says "Hello" to Swiss town

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Boredom isolation quiz on 16:43 - Apr 3 with 1157 viewsunion_jack

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17. Rushy says "Hello" to Swiss town


Hibernian

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Boredom isolation quiz on 17:19 - Apr 3 with 1149 viewsJack_Meoff

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15. Mr Gump is rather jealous.


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Boredom isolation quiz on 19:07 - Apr 3 with 1127 viewsHighjack

Boredom isolation quiz on 16:26 - Apr 3 by Kerouac

1. Always one hundred - Everton
2. A burglars entry - ???????????
3. Light this when naked - ??????????
4. This pig has eaten too much - Fulham
5. The latest fort - Newcastle
6. Where cattle cross the river - Oxford
7. How’s your dads wife? - Motherwell
8. Roger Moore meets The Queen - St. Mirren
9. Shit club full of scummy w*nkers - Cardiff
10. Trundle weighs the same as a duck. What should we do with him? - ??????????


11. Maria Katharina Kasper, Mother Theresa etc. -
12. Nitrogen, oxygen and argon come together as one. - Ayr
13. Oxo cubes come off the boat here. -
14. Do this to avoid conception. -
15. Mr Gump is rather jealous. -
16. FM, BM, JD and RT on tour in Antarctica. -
[Post edited 3 Apr 2020 16:35]


What also floats in water? A duck, obviously. So if he weighs the same as duck he must be made of wood. And therefore...?

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
Poll: Should Dippy Drakeford do us all a massive favour and just bog off?

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Boredom isolation quiz on 19:36 - Apr 3 with 1107 viewsunion_jack

Boredom isolation quiz on 19:07 - Apr 3 by Highjack

What also floats in water? A duck, obviously. So if he weighs the same as duck he must be made of wood. And therefore...?


I’ve got 16 now!

Extra clue for no.3 please.
[Post edited 3 Apr 2020 19:37]

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Boredom isolation quiz on 00:05 - Apr 4 with 1065 viewsKerouac

Boredom isolation quiz on 19:07 - Apr 3 by Highjack

What also floats in water? A duck, obviously. So if he weighs the same as duck he must be made of wood. And therefore...?


Fleetwood?

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Boredom isolation quiz on 00:05 - Apr 4 with 1064 viewsKerouac

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Hibernian


Spot on sir.

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Boredom isolation quiz on 01:38 - Apr 4 with 1043 viewsKerouac

Boredom isolation quiz on 00:05 - Apr 4 by Kerouac

Spot on sir.


So we have....

1. Always one hundred - Everton
2. A burglars entry - Brechin
3. Light this when naked - ??????????
4. This pig has eaten too much - Fulham
5. The latest fort - Newcastle
6. Where cattle cross the river - Oxford
7. How’s your dads wife? - Motherwell
8. Roger Moore meets The Queen - St. Mirren
9. Shit club full of scummy w*nkers - Cardiff
10. Trundle weighs the same as a duck. What should we do with him? - Fleetwood?


11. Maria Katharina Kasper, Mother Theresa etc. -
12. Nitrogen, oxygen and argon come together as one. - Ayr
13. Oxo cubes come off the boat here. - Stockport?
14. Do this to avoid conception. - Boreham Wood?
15. Mr Gump is rather jealous. - Forest Green
16. FM, BM, JD and RT on tour in Antarctica. -


17. Rushy says "Hello" from Swiss town - Hibernian
18. The economist finds himself between a poet and a hard man. -
19. Glengarry Glenross was a dirty business. -
20. Stroppy restaurant employee forced to work on his day off. -
21. Champagne socialist chum is such a card. -
22. Are U a fan of Quorn slices? -
23. Out on a wing and a prayer, Mr. J meets his end, nO Accident. -
24. Justin Trudeau was born to rule. -
25. Hello! I come in peace, love, affection, compassion and mercy.
26. Irishman offers average approval, spiky f*cker. -
27. Sri Lankan capital butts captain of enterprise. -
28. 'The rummy bastard!', exclaimed the Spaniard. -
[Post edited 4 Apr 2020 1:45]

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Boredom isolation quiz on 02:13 - Apr 4 with 1036 viewsGlossolalia

Number 10 is Burnley.
It's from Monty Python's Holy Grail, the witch scene.
Number 11, Southampton? (Saints)
Number 14 must be Exeter
Number 27, Falkirk?
[Post edited 4 Apr 2020 2:40]
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7. Motherwell

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Boredom isolation quiz on 09:40 - Apr 4 with 982 viewsunion_jack

16 is Queen of the South

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18 Milton Keynes Dons.

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Boredom isolation quiz on 15:33 - Apr 4 with 917 viewsKerouac

So we have....

1. Always one hundred - Everton
2. A burglars entry - Brechin
3. Light this when naked - ??????????
4. This pig has eaten too much - Fulham
5. The latest fort - Newcastle
6. Where cattle cross the river - Oxford
7. How’s your dads wife? - Motherwell
8. Roger Moore meets The Queen - St. Mirren
9. Shit club full of scummy w*nkers - Cardiff
10. Trundle weighs the same as a duck. What should we do with him? - Burnley?


11. Maria Katharina Kasper, Mother Theresa etc. - Southampton?
12. Nitrogen, oxygen and argon come together as one. - Ayr
13. Oxo cubes come off the boat here. - Stockport?
14. Do this to avoid conception. - Exeter?
15. Mr Gump is rather jealous. - Forest Green
16. FM, BM, JD and RT on tour in Antarctica. - Queen of the South?


17. Rushy says "Hello" from Swiss town - Hibernian
18. The economist finds himself between a poet and a hard man. - Milton Keynes Dons
19. Glengarry Glenross was a dirty business. -
20. Stroppy restaurant employee forced to work on his day off. -
21. Champagne socialist chum is such a card. -
22. Are U a fan of Quorn slices? -
23. Out on a wing and a prayer, Mr. J meets his end, nO Accident. -
24. Justin Trudeau was born to rule. -
25. Hello! I come in peace, love, affection, compassion and mercy.
26. Irishman offers average approval, spiky f*cker. -
27. Sri Lankan capital butts captain of enterprise. - Falkirk
28. 'The rummy bastard!', exclaimed the Spaniard. -

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Boredom isolation quiz on 15:58 - Apr 4 with 910 viewsHighjack

Boredom isolation quiz on 15:33 - Apr 4 by Kerouac

So we have....

1. Always one hundred - Everton
2. A burglars entry - Brechin
3. Light this when naked - ??????????
4. This pig has eaten too much - Fulham
5. The latest fort - Newcastle
6. Where cattle cross the river - Oxford
7. How’s your dads wife? - Motherwell
8. Roger Moore meets The Queen - St. Mirren
9. Shit club full of scummy w*nkers - Cardiff
10. Trundle weighs the same as a duck. What should we do with him? - Burnley?


11. Maria Katharina Kasper, Mother Theresa etc. - Southampton?
12. Nitrogen, oxygen and argon come together as one. - Ayr
13. Oxo cubes come off the boat here. - Stockport?
14. Do this to avoid conception. - Exeter?
15. Mr Gump is rather jealous. - Forest Green
16. FM, BM, JD and RT on tour in Antarctica. - Queen of the South?


17. Rushy says "Hello" from Swiss town - Hibernian
18. The economist finds himself between a poet and a hard man. - Milton Keynes Dons
19. Glengarry Glenross was a dirty business. -
20. Stroppy restaurant employee forced to work on his day off. -
21. Champagne socialist chum is such a card. -
22. Are U a fan of Quorn slices? -
23. Out on a wing and a prayer, Mr. J meets his end, nO Accident. -
24. Justin Trudeau was born to rule. -
25. Hello! I come in peace, love, affection, compassion and mercy.
26. Irishman offers average approval, spiky f*cker. -
27. Sri Lankan capital butts captain of enterprise. - Falkirk
28. 'The rummy bastard!', exclaimed the Spaniard. -


11 isn’t southampton.

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Boredom isolation quiz on 16:57 - Apr 4 with 886 viewsLibertarian

#3. Berwick ?
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22, Rother(rather)ham United

11. The New Saints
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Boredom isolation quiz on 18:37 - Apr 4 with 825 viewsKerouac

So we have....

1. Always one hundred - Everton
2. A burglars entry - Brechin
3. Light this when naked - Berwick?
4. This pig has eaten too much - Fulham
5. The latest fort - Newcastle
6. Where cattle cross the river - Oxford
7. How’s your dads wife? - Motherwell
8. Roger Moore meets The Queen - St. Mirren
9. Shit club full of scummy w*nkers - Cardiff
10. Trundle weighs the same as a duck. What should we do with him? - Burnley


11. Maria Katharina Kasper, Mother Theresa etc. - The New Saints?
12. Nitrogen, oxygen and argon come together as one. - Ayr
13. Oxo cubes come off the boat here. - Stockport
14. Do this to avoid conception. - Exeter
15. Mr Gump is rather jealous. - Forest Green
16. FM, BM, JD and RT on tour in Antarctica. - Queen of the South


17. Rushy says "Hello" from Swiss town - Hibernian
18. The economist finds himself between a poet and a hard man. - Milton Keynes Dons
19. Glengarry Glenross was a dirty business. -
20. Stroppy restaurant employee forced to work on his day off. -
21. Champagne socialist chum is such a card. -
22. Are U a fan of Quorn slices? - Rotherham
23. Out on a wing and a prayer, Mr. J meets his end, nO Accident. -
24. Justin Trudeau was born to rule. -
25. Hello! I come in peace, love, affection, compassion and mercy. -
26. Irishman offers average approval, spiky f*cker. -
27. Sri Lankan capital butts captain of enterprise. - Falkirk
28. 'The rummy bastard!', exclaimed the Spaniard. -
[Post edited 4 Apr 2020 18:38]

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Boredom isolation quiz on 19:07 - Apr 4 with 802 viewsunion_jack

Boredom isolation quiz on 18:37 - Apr 4 by Kerouac

So we have....

1. Always one hundred - Everton
2. A burglars entry - Brechin
3. Light this when naked - Berwick?
4. This pig has eaten too much - Fulham
5. The latest fort - Newcastle
6. Where cattle cross the river - Oxford
7. How’s your dads wife? - Motherwell
8. Roger Moore meets The Queen - St. Mirren
9. Shit club full of scummy w*nkers - Cardiff
10. Trundle weighs the same as a duck. What should we do with him? - Burnley


11. Maria Katharina Kasper, Mother Theresa etc. - The New Saints?
12. Nitrogen, oxygen and argon come together as one. - Ayr
13. Oxo cubes come off the boat here. - Stockport
14. Do this to avoid conception. - Exeter
15. Mr Gump is rather jealous. - Forest Green
16. FM, BM, JD and RT on tour in Antarctica. - Queen of the South


17. Rushy says "Hello" from Swiss town - Hibernian
18. The economist finds himself between a poet and a hard man. - Milton Keynes Dons
19. Glengarry Glenross was a dirty business. -
20. Stroppy restaurant employee forced to work on his day off. -
21. Champagne socialist chum is such a card. -
22. Are U a fan of Quorn slices? - Rotherham
23. Out on a wing and a prayer, Mr. J meets his end, nO Accident. -
24. Justin Trudeau was born to rule. -
25. Hello! I come in peace, love, affection, compassion and mercy. -
26. Irishman offers average approval, spiky f*cker. -
27. Sri Lankan capital butts captain of enterprise. - Falkirk
28. 'The rummy bastard!', exclaimed the Spaniard. -
[Post edited 4 Apr 2020 18:38]


26. Patrick Thistle?

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