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Swansea City v Barnsley : Matchday Thread THE FALL OUT 14:46 - Dec 17 with 9432 viewsNotLoyal

Saturday 19th December 2020
Kick off 3pm
Liberty Stadium


Match Officials
ANDY DAVIES
Graham Kane and Mark Russell
Fourth Official : Tom Reeves

First ever game
05 Dec 1925 : Barnsley 2 Swansea Town 0 : League Division Two

Last game
29 Dec 2019: Swansea City 0 Barnsley 0 : League Championship

Meet the Ref
Andy Davies

Andy meets Olly
Andy boy has been a referee for eight years, retiring from football at the age of 28 he previously played for Portsmouth, Yeovil and somebody else I can’t remember. In his spare time Andy oven roasts live turkeys, which at this time of year makes him everyone’s friend except people from Turkey. Now hear this, now hear this, he has reffed well over 200 professional games, and only on six occasions has he not booked players. He booked eight in a game between Cardiff and Villa two years ago, no problems there, but he loves a card, it’s frightening. He sends players off far more than any other referee in the professional leagues, he has been the subject of many complaints by managers, fans and hits the headlines a lot with his decision making. Don’t think that those eight yellows at Cardiff are a one off, he regularly hits the five or six mark, and frighteningly seven. And as we have said he has only completed six games with no cards, from well over 200 GAMES, think about it. This guy has a way of changing games. This will be cardo’s fifth swans game he has been allocated. What will we get on Saturday ?

Turkey rustler Andy Davies, frightening card stats

What is a Barnsley ?
Barnsley is a hedonistic town in the north of the north. It’s a regular haunting for the likes of ghosts and Darren Gob from Talk Sport. Dazza Gobba is from Monk Breton in Barnsley and we will come back to that later. He alleges that he was once offered a pro football contract by Rotherham United. So, now it’s later why Monk Breton ? simple, it’s where Garry Monk was born, when they slapped his arse in the delivery room they noticed he was wearing an expensive watch and his wife took it off him. Barnsley is famous for the amount of magic mushrooms that can be located over a specific acre of field in a secret area everyone knows about just outside the town. In 2011 the Barnsley chop was banned in the town, the chop is a piece of meat, a cut close to the spine of an animal. At this point the animal is dead, or nearly dead, sometimes it is very dead. The Barnsley chop isn’t banned in Monk Breton and Gawber. Gawber is now called that name because someone in the past decided that would be a good idea. The name remains.


Barnsleh ! was the first English town to cater for people with no heads in the T-shirt game

92,000 people live in that Barnsley where the favourite pastime of locals aged forty and over is playing in brass bands. Only 1% of the population is Asian before you lot start, but it does have countless white people of British birth, I don’t know why I am going here, but why not ? it’s a fact. The town isn’t as multi cultural as Whitland or maybe Kenfif Hill, but who is caring ? Don’t start your nonsense on here or I’ll offer you out. Ok ?

Thingy, you know the umpire bloke and Michael Parkinson who actually came round our house once are from Barnsley. That’s about it, only five people who live there are called Lee Barnes.


This is Darren Gobs house in Barnsley, it’s got a lovely paint job. Tha knaws

Football news may appear later.


Swansea City: Freddie Woodman; Ben Cabango, Ryan Bennett, Marc Guehi; Connor Roberts, Jay Fulton, Matt Grimes (captain), Jake Bidwell; Yan Dhanda; Jamal Lowe, Andre Ayew.

Substitutes: Steven Benda, Ryan Manning, Korey Smith, Viktor Gyokeres, Wayne Routledge, Liam Cullen, Joel Latibeaudiere, Oli Cooper, Kasey Palmer.

Referee: Andy Davies






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Swansea City v Barnsley : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS on 15:40 - Dec 19 with 910 viewsDr_Winston

Swansea City v Barnsley : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS on 15:37 - Dec 19 by 34dfgdf54

What about the running in behind, over powering them, too big and too strong they are frightened of him.

Quality


He's having a cracking game.

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Swansea City v Barnsley : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS on 15:41 - Dec 19 with 900 viewstheloneranger

Ayew's not in the game.

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Swansea City v Barnsley : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS on 15:46 - Dec 19 with 869 viewsangryjack

Swansea City v Barnsley : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS on 15:37 - Dec 19 by 34dfgdf54

What about the running in behind, over powering them, too big and too strong they are frightened of him.

Quality


If you think that is quality you been watching too much the other team in black and white risca utd...played there a few times
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Swansea City v Barnsley : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS on 15:47 - Dec 19 with 856 viewsKeithHaynes

Tough half.

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Swansea City v Barnsley : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS on 15:47 - Dec 19 with 856 viewsnantywatcher

Swansea City v Barnsley : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS on 15:41 - Dec 19 by theloneranger

Ayew's not in the game.


No change there then.
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Swansea City v Barnsley : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS on 15:49 - Dec 19 with 840 views34dfgdf54

Swansea City v Barnsley : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS on 15:46 - Dec 19 by angryjack

If you think that is quality you been watching too much the other team in black and white risca utd...played there a few times


Probably played against me then lol.
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Swansea City v Barnsley : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS on 15:52 - Dec 19 with 809 viewsAnotherJohn

Swansea City v Barnsley : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS on 15:35 - Dec 19 by Johnw102

Two defenders round him, yellow was right. We go 1 0 than going to defend for 89 mins.


I wasn't surprised by the decision, but as I saw things the defenders were half a pace further from the Barnsley goal line than Dhanda, so that the keeper was the last man.

In any case Barnsley have been the better team for most of the half.
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Swansea City v Barnsley : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS on 15:53 - Dec 19 with 800 viewsAndyCole

Dhanda way out of his depth, playing like a little girl leaving us with 10 men, literally.

Smith to get a grip of the middle with some tenacity, strength and streetwise nouse.

Lowe outstanding. One of our talismen for sure

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Swansea City v Barnsley : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS on 15:58 - Dec 19 with 766 viewsBadlands

Swansea City v Barnsley : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS on 15:53 - Dec 19 by AndyCole

Dhanda way out of his depth, playing like a little girl leaving us with 10 men, literally.

Smith to get a grip of the middle with some tenacity, strength and streetwise nouse.

Lowe outstanding. One of our talismen for sure


I honestly didn't realise Smith was playing!
I a game of so little skill we are doing OK.
Why are we so bad at keeping possession from throws in and goal kicks?

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Swansea City v Barnsley : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS on 15:59 - Dec 19 with 765 viewsAnotherJohn

Swansea City v Barnsley : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS on 15:53 - Dec 19 by AndyCole

Dhanda way out of his depth, playing like a little girl leaving us with 10 men, literally.

Smith to get a grip of the middle with some tenacity, strength and streetwise nouse.

Lowe outstanding. One of our talismen for sure


Lowe has been good. Just to raise a taking point though, although he made good contact with the ball for his goal, he once again hit his shot straight at the keeper. Today it zipped through open legs, but I like a striker who puts the ball in the corner.
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Swansea City v Barnsley : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS on 15:59 - Dec 19 with 762 viewsangryjack

Swansea City v Barnsley : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS on 15:49 - Dec 19 by 34dfgdf54

Probably played against me then lol.


Played up there early mid nineties for port Talbot couple times and Morriston town
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Swansea City v Barnsley : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS on 16:00 - Dec 19 with 755 viewsChief

Swans tv playing up?

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Swansea City v Barnsley : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS on 16:02 - Dec 19 with 738 views34dfgdf54

Swansea City v Barnsley : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS on 15:59 - Dec 19 by angryjack

Played up there early mid nineties for port Talbot couple times and Morriston town


Bit older than me then, played against Morriston a few times though.
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Swansea City v Barnsley : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS on 16:05 - Dec 19 with 718 viewsangryjack

Swansea City v Barnsley : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS on 16:02 - Dec 19 by 34dfgdf54

Bit older than me then, played against Morriston a few times though.


49 now big housing estate overlooking ground I remember on hill
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Swansea City v Barnsley : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS on 16:06 - Dec 19 with 709 viewsjackrabbit

Swansea City v Barnsley : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS on 15:29 - Dec 19 by AnotherJohn

After our excellent start we don't seem to be able to string three passes together. Under the cosh in the last five minutes.

Case for last man and a red there.
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Couldn’t agree more. Even taking into account the abysmal playing surface, which hopefully will be no more after today, the quality of passing and general ball-control is pretty dire. Oh to have a Leon Britton who can tidy up aerial rubbish, bring it down and lay it off along the floor to a team-mate in space. We should be dominating play but if you can’t string 3 passes together you won’t dominate much. I just pray that our tactics now are not to sit on this lead but to try to add to it.
C’mon Swans play like you did second-half against Cardiff!
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Swansea City v Barnsley : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS on 16:13 - Dec 19 with 674 views34dfgdf54

Swansea City v Barnsley : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS on 16:05 - Dec 19 by angryjack

49 now big housing estate overlooking ground I remember on hill


Yeah ty sign, that’s where I’m from.

Can’t fault it mate 👍🏻
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Swansea City v Barnsley : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS on 16:18 - Dec 19 with 640 viewsAndyCole

Swansea City v Barnsley : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS on 16:06 - Dec 19 by jackrabbit

Couldn’t agree more. Even taking into account the abysmal playing surface, which hopefully will be no more after today, the quality of passing and general ball-control is pretty dire. Oh to have a Leon Britton who can tidy up aerial rubbish, bring it down and lay it off along the floor to a team-mate in space. We should be dominating play but if you can’t string 3 passes together you won’t dominate much. I just pray that our tactics now are not to sit on this lead but to try to add to it.
C’mon Swans play like you did second-half against Cardiff!


We are dominating play now that Dhanda’s been shunted out wider

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Swansea City v Barnsley : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS on 16:18 - Dec 19 with 641 views34dfgdf54

Swansea City v Barnsley : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS on 15:58 - Dec 19 by Badlands

I honestly didn't realise Smith was playing!
I a game of so little skill we are doing OK.
Why are we so bad at keeping possession from throws in and goal kicks?


He’s not playing?
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Swansea City v Barnsley : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS on 16:19 - Dec 19 with 631 viewsAndyCole

Swansea City v Barnsley : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS on 16:18 - Dec 19 by 34dfgdf54

He’s not playing?


(That was too funny to respond to )

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Swansea City v Barnsley : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS on 16:22 - Dec 19 with 614 views34dfgdf54

Swansea City v Barnsley : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS on 16:19 - Dec 19 by AndyCole

(That was too funny to respond to )


I thought I was tripping out! Lol

Couldn’t find him anywhere
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Swansea City v Barnsley : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS on 16:22 - Dec 19 with 611 viewsAndyCole

We need 11 players to turn the screw. Cmon Cooper, either a) Palmer or b) smith for Dhanda

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Swansea City v Barnsley : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS on 16:23 - Dec 19 with 607 viewsKeithHaynes

We can go on now and get a few.

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Swansea City v Barnsley : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS on 16:27 - Dec 19 with 567 views34dfgdf54

Hopefully not serious for Cabango. Cracking defender.
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Swansea City v Barnsley : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS on 16:27 - Dec 19 with 566 viewsAnotherJohn

Clever bit of late movement there for our 2nd goal. Bidwell came off the goal line to get in front of the near post.
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Swansea City v Barnsley : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS on 16:30 - Dec 19 with 542 viewsJohnw102

Time to hook AA give him a rest looks like he needs it.

Never knew getting old would happen so quick!

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