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Corny Joke Warning 16:56 - Aug 29 with 88368 viewsBoston

What vehicle do electricians prefer to drive?

A Volts Wagon.

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Corny Joke Warning on 09:43 - Sep 24 with 3076 viewsMick_S

Amy Winehouse means I love the pub in French.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?
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Corny Joke Warning on 12:23 - Sep 24 with 3025 viewsade_qpr

How are relationships a lot like algebras?
Sometimes you look at your X and wonder Y.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

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Corny Joke Warning on 19:16 - Sep 24 with 2952 viewsEsox_Lucius

A psychic dwarf has escaped from Police custody. They are looking for a small medium at large.
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The grass is always greener.
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Corny Joke Warning on 23:42 - Sep 24 with 2868 viewsBoston

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

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Corny Joke Warning on 00:56 - Sep 25 with 2854 viewsade_qpr

Today in court
Judge : State your name?
Me : Not Guilty
Judge : What?
Me : I had it legally changed.
Judge : Your Not Guilty?
Me : "moonwalks outta there"

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

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Corny Joke Warning on 01:00 - Sep 25 with 2852 viewsade_qpr

Friend : I wasn't that drunk!
Me : Dude you asked your girlfriend if she was single.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

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Corny Joke Warning on 02:17 - Sep 25 with 2842 viewsBoston

What do ya call a shoe made out of banana skin?

A slipper.

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Corny Joke Warning on 08:36 - Sep 25 with 2796 viewsEsox_Lucius

Corny Joke Warning on 02:17 - Sep 25 by Boston

What do ya call a shoe made out of banana skin?

A slipper.


Shoes made from bread? Loafers.

The grass is always greener.
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Corny Joke Warning on 09:42 - Sep 25 with 2763 viewsMick_S

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Pholope.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?
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Corny Joke Warning on 10:40 - Sep 25 with 2737 viewshopphoops

Corny Joke Warning on 09:43 - Sep 24 by Mick_S

Amy Winehouse means I love the pub in French.


There's an Amy Winehouse tribute act called Amy Housewine.

A magnificent football club, the love of our lives, finding a way to finally have its day in the sun.
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Corny Joke Warning on 10:46 - Sep 25 with 2729 viewsMick_S

Corny Joke Warning on 10:40 - Sep 25 by hopphoops

There's an Amy Winehouse tribute act called Amy Housewine.



Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?
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Corny Joke Warning on 11:21 - Sep 25 with 2709 viewsade_qpr

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

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Corny Joke Warning on 11:40 - Sep 25 with 2691 viewsade_qpr

When is it the worst time to have a heart attack?
During a game of charades.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

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Corny Joke Warning on 15:28 - Sep 25 with 2615 viewsEsox_Lucius

A bloke gets a new job and goes shopping to a clock shop.
" Excuse me, do you have a potato clock?
Assistant " a what sir "
Bloke says " a potato clock "
The assistant, somewhat baffled, says " I don't there is such a thing"
"Well" says the bloke, " my new boss told me I start at 9, so get up at 8 o clock"

The grass is always greener.
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Corny Joke Warning on 15:48 - Sep 25 with 2605 viewsloftboy

Corny Joke Warning on 15:28 - Sep 25 by Esox_Lucius

A bloke gets a new job and goes shopping to a clock shop.
" Excuse me, do you have a potato clock?
Assistant " a what sir "
Bloke says " a potato clock "
The assistant, somewhat baffled, says " I don't there is such a thing"
"Well" says the bloke, " my new boss told me I start at 9, so get up at 8 o clock"


Me probably being thick but that’s gone straight over my head?

favourite cheese mature Cheddar. FFS there is no such thing as the EPL
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Corny Joke Warning on 16:36 - Sep 25 with 2585 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

N S F W

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Corny Joke Warning on 16:37 - Sep 25 with 2581 viewsEsox_Lucius

Corny Joke Warning on 15:48 - Sep 25 by loftboy

Me probably being thick but that’s gone straight over my head?


It's based on a homophone, say it out loud slowly. :-)

The grass is always greener.
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Corny Joke Warning on 16:41 - Sep 25 with 2577 viewsloftboy

Corny Joke Warning on 16:37 - Sep 25 by Esox_Lucius

It's based on a homophone, say it out loud slowly. :-)


Cheers 👍

favourite cheese mature Cheddar. FFS there is no such thing as the EPL
Poll: France or Croatia

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Corny Joke Warning on 17:06 - Sep 25 with 2569 viewshopphoops


A magnificent football club, the love of our lives, finding a way to finally have its day in the sun.
Poll: When will the next election date be announced?

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Corny Joke Warning on 02:27 - Sep 26 with 2467 viewsBoston

I got caught breaking into Dracula's house when I was a kid

set the blood hounds on me.

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Corny Joke Warning on 15:12 - Sep 26 with 2375 viewscolinallcars

Went into the pub today. I said to the barmaid “I like your perfume” She said, “it's Obsession” I said “well no, I just said I like it”
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Corny Joke Warning on 15:17 - Sep 26 with 2370 viewsEsox_Lucius

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"
The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

"You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"

"Oh yeah? Look at him, he's too terrified to cough!"

The grass is always greener.
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Corny Joke Warning on 21:41 - Sep 26 with 2292 viewsEsox_Lucius

I've just taken my granddad to one of those fancy spas where tiny little fish eat all the dead skin.
It cost £35 but was still cheaper than a funeral.

The grass is always greener.
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Corny Joke Warning on 03:02 - Sep 27 with 2249 viewsade_qpr

Mother : "How was school today Johnny?"
Johnny : "It was really great mum. Today we made explosives!"
Mother : "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. What will you do at school tomorrow?"
Johnny : "What school?"

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

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Corny Joke Warning on 08:30 - Sep 27 with 2193 viewsEsox_Lucius

A family of aliens were trying to decide where to go for their annual vacation. One of them suggested Earth in the Milky Way galaxy but the others declined saying that it only had one star.

The grass is always greener.
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