| Best named football players. 13:21 - Feb 1 with 6657 views | DannyPaddox |
Leading on from the Odysseus Alfa to the Balearics thread I was running my eye down the transfer window and noticed on loan from Hamilton Academicals to Cheltenham Town a one Rakish Bingham. Or to give him his full name Rakish Phillip Bingham. What a name! Lower league football's answer to Wild Billy Childish. |  | | |  |
| Best named football players. on 08:58 - Feb 4 with 1344 views | WokingR |
Old dirty bum for me
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| Best named football players. on 16:34 - Feb 4 with 1296 views | Juzzie |
| Best named football players. on 15:50 - Feb 1 by PeterHucker |
If we're talking middle names then surely nobody can better Emile Ivanhoe Heskey.
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Chris Mas Day*, surely?
*OK, I made up his middle name. |  | | |
| Best named football players. on 16:35 - Feb 4 with 1296 views | Juzzie |
| Best named football players. on 18:24 - Feb 1 by QPRSteve |
We had Shittu and Doudou. I was disappointed that we never signed Kaka to make he set. |
We had Dunga as a director, so close enough for the full set I think. | | | |
| Best named football players. on 16:46 - Feb 4 with 1282 views | MrSheen |
| Best named football players. on 08:22 - Feb 4 by Konk |
Keith 'Smell the' Fear. Great name and whilst I'm sure he's a lovely, lovely bloke, in this picture, he looks exactly like 95% of people who turn up on Netflix documentaries about murders in rural America.
So Scottish as to sound made up. Could easily be the new Scottish signing for Melchester Rovers. Bonus points for also looking exactly like the copper in Postman Pat.
I can imagine my Mum and Dad sitting down to watch an old repeat of Zondervan on a Sunday evening. Dutch Detective programme along the lines of Poirot or Wallander. His wife's dead, he drinks too much and he lives in a windmill.
And for personal reasons, Shaun Derry/Londonderry, because on the 3 or 4 occasions I've ever mentioned him or written his name, I've always made myself laugh by using the Derry/Londonderry gag. |
A very dull QPR-Ipswich game from the mid 80s was made memorable by Alan Sunderland shouting, “Romeo, Romeo...get it up the fooking line”. |  | | |
| Best named football players. on 16:52 - Feb 4 with 1278 views | VancouverHoop |
Cliff Hercules. Played for Aylesbury Town for many years, also Slough Town. |  | | |
| Best named football players. on 16:54 - Feb 4 with 1277 views | johnhoop |
Didn’t the Uruguayan side of a few decades ago have a centre back named Killer? | | | |
| Best named football players. on 17:11 - Feb 4 with 1267 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
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| Best named football players. on 20:29 - Feb 4 with 1210 views | DylanP |
Windass. His name literally mean farty bum! Would be funny if old Fartybum didn't score against us on Saturday! |  |
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| Best named football players. on 20:40 - Feb 4 with 1193 views | CamberleyR |
| Best named football players. on 16:54 - Feb 4 by johnhoop |
Didn’t the Uruguayan side of a few decades ago have a centre back named Killer? |
Argentinian. He was in the 1978 World Cup squad.
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| Best named football players. on 23:08 - Feb 4 with 1127 views | DannyPaddox |
First there was Saturday Morning Cinema.
Then there was Cinema Verite.
And then there was ...
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| Best named football players. on 23:20 - Feb 4 with 1117 views | loftboy |
My first football coach was a bloke called Eddie WÃ nklyn, his son Played for Reading and his name was Wayne WÃ nklyn
Couldn’t even get that through the bad language filter [Post edited 4 Feb 2019 23:21]
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