| Famous Last Words 15:35 - Aug 18 with 5719 views | colinallcars |
I suppose the two most famous are King George V who is supposed to have said “Bugger Bognor” and Franco who, when told that the people wanted say goodbye said “Why, where are they going ?”
My favourite is Adam Faith who said “ 'ere, that Channel 5's shit innit? “ |  | | |  |
| Famous Last Words on 15:49 - Aug 18 with 4294 views | Boston |
Donald Trump!!! hahaha, nonsense, take my word he won't even win the GOP Primary, let alone be President, no-one I know is going to vote for him...….BrooklynR. |  |
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| Famous Last Words on 15:51 - Aug 18 with 4294 views | izlingtonhoop |
"It's alright Yoko, that's not a real gu....."
Thanks to Mark Lamarr, Never Mind the Buzzcocks |  | | |
| Famous Last Words on 17:50 - Aug 18 with 4132 views | VancouverHoop |
Nurse: "Doctor, doctor I think Herr Ibsen is looking much better today!"
Henrik Ibsen: "On the contrary..." | | | |
| Famous Last Words on 18:25 - Aug 18 with 4075 views | Lblock |
"Do you want ice with that?"
Barman on the Titanic |  |
| Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal |
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| Famous Last Words on 19:36 - Aug 18 with 3988 views | Esox_Lucius |
Emperor Hirohito: "What the hell was that loud bang?" |  |
| The grass is always greener. |
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| Famous Last Words on 19:44 - Aug 18 with 3982 views | oldmisery |
Oscar Wilde's last words supposedly were, 'this wallpaper is terrible, one of us has to go'. Turns out it wasn't the wallpaper. | | | |
| Famous Last Words on 20:28 - Aug 18 with 3914 views | E17hoop |
They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance.
General John Sedgwick, talking about Confederate snipers. |  |
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| Famous Last Words on 20:29 - Aug 18 with 3911 views | MoonshineSteve |
Also like the story that Oscar ordered a bottle of champagne that he knew he couldn't afford but wouldn't have to pay for, and said "I'm dying beyond my means". |  |
| I am still Steve but no longer in Dagenham. |
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| Famous Last Words on 20:30 - Aug 18 with 3898 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
‘Don’t worry it’s only Hoilett’ |  | | |
| Famous Last Words on 21:53 - Aug 18 with 3778 views | BrianMcCarthy |
Brendan Behan, an excommunicated Catholic but religious in his own way, was being treated on his deathbed by a Nun. Waking one last time he said to her "God bless you, Sister. May you be the Mother of a Bishop". |  |
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| Famous Last Words on 02:27 - Aug 19 with 3619 views | isawqpratwcity |
Sorry, Baz, this one just isn't funny. It says to me the gulf in society between those that consider stabbing a ludicrous, highly improbable outcome and those that have little or no compunction against extreme violence.
My plaudit will always go to John Le Mesurier for his "It's all been rather lovely." |  |
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| Famous Last Words on 10:00 - Aug 19 with 3448 views | stowmarketrange |
It was George III who said “bugger Bognor.”
Spike Milligan’s “I told you I was Ill “ has to be up there with the best. |  | | |
| Famous Last Words on 10:02 - Aug 19 with 3447 views | smegma |
Spike Milligans headstone says ' I told you I was ill' but it's written in Gaelic as Rother Council refused to allow it in English. He's buried about 500 yards from Rod Hulls house. | | | |
| Famous Last Words on 10:02 - Aug 19 with 3447 views | FDC |
Spike Milligan's epitaph: "I told you I was ill" |  | | |
| Famous Last Words on 10:03 - Aug 19 with 3444 views | FDC |
Moore: "Do you back him to score quickly? Yes or no?"
Keegan: “Yes” | | | |
| Famous Last Words on 10:33 - Aug 19 with 3399 views | paulparker |
Me to my 1st Wife , Saturday morning before the play off final against Cardiff 2003
“ il see you Sunday evening love “
I Saw her the following Wednesday after going on awol on a four day bender of Keith Richards proportions |  |
| And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
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| Famous Last Words on 10:49 - Aug 19 with 3383 views | Mick_S |
Not on my watch. |  |
| Did I ever mention that I was in Minder? |
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| Famous Last Words on 11:02 - Aug 19 with 3361 views | HantsR |
| Famous Last Words on 10:00 - Aug 19 by stowmarketrange |
It was George III who said “bugger Bognor.”
Spike Milligan’s “I told you I was Ill “ has to be up there with the best. |
I don't think you're correct re Bognor unless you've got some new source? Actually it was me wot coined the phrase when my parents repeatedly took us as a family to Pagham, near Bognor ( not my last words though) |  | | |
| Famous Last Words on 11:26 - Aug 19 with 3309 views | cyprusmel |
| Famous Last Words on 10:00 - Aug 19 by stowmarketrange |
It was George III who said “bugger Bognor.”
Spike Milligan’s “I told you I was Ill “ has to be up there with the best. |
King George V
Old Bognorian | | | |
| Famous Last Words on 12:51 - Aug 19 with 3232 views | R_from_afar |
"Wow, I think I'm turning into a god... An emperor should die on his feet."
Vespasian |  |
| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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| Famous Last Words on 13:23 - Aug 19 with 3165 views | MrSheen |
"I am just going outside. I may be some time."
Rod Hull |  | | |
| Famous Last Words on 13:42 - Aug 19 with 3117 views | Toast_R |
This does not f*cking slip now - Steven Gerrard |  | | |
| Famous Last Words on 14:04 - Aug 19 with 3092 views | isawqpratwcity |
| Famous Last Words on 20:28 - Aug 18 by E17hoop |
They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance.
General John Sedgwick, talking about Confederate snipers. |
Ah, the Whitworth Rifle!...proving Great Britain's role in supplying quality arms to dodgy governments for more than 150 years. | |
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| Famous Last Words on 14:12 - Aug 19 with 3075 views | Toast_R |
You'll be alright Henry, it was only Gnatts piss anyway...
Lady Diana [Post edited 19 Aug 2019 14:25]
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