| Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. 19:20 - Feb 1 with 5514 views | Discodroids |
Just on my first beer of 2022. A Jupiler.
It's been so fu cking boring... hitting an all time low around the 20th of January consulting the Hemlock society book 'The art of self deliverance' Saturday night while watching Ant and Dec chunder out their carcinogenic synapse crushing sawtooth white noise tourture .
Thought about constructing my own Soylent Green symphony suicide suite when my chigwell mother in law called unannounced last sunday mornng at 9am with TWO 1000 piece puzzles designed by some Dutch Sex Fiend.
Lager. Love it.
PS. My first dry January, Had to be done i put on 2 stone of timber last year and look like a hybrid mutation of Popeye Doyle and Grouty from 'Porridge'
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| "...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn." |
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| Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 19:48 - Feb 1 with 4244 views | loftboy |
Went to my local today for a couple, 5 pints later and home for a sleep on the settee, haven’t done that for a whilst. |  |
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| Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 19:51 - Feb 1 with 4236 views | Rs_Holy |
My wife made me promise never to do Dry January again… such was my moaning. Absolute hell! [Post edited 2 Feb 2022 7:27]
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| Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 19:56 - Feb 1 with 4218 views | Discodroids |
| Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 19:48 - Feb 1 by loftboy |
Went to my local today for a couple, 5 pints later and home for a sleep on the settee, haven’t done that for a whilst. |
I had my first pint in the Marriners today, i approached the bar well excited shaking like i was cast down from the firmament upon the celestial oort cloud st vitus dancing in the style of sid vicious in his death throes in the chelsea hotel, cheyne stoking on the Nancy Spungen salty grains of skag .
after all that , The cu nts only had Fosters, Kronenberg, Stella, Carlseberg and carling on tap. What a let down.
No fun. [Post edited 1 Feb 2022 19:58]
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| "...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn." |
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| Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 20:19 - Feb 1 with 4133 views | Superhoop83 |
| Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 19:56 - Feb 1 by Discodroids |
I had my first pint in the Marriners today, i approached the bar well excited shaking like i was cast down from the firmament upon the celestial oort cloud st vitus dancing in the style of sid vicious in his death throes in the chelsea hotel, cheyne stoking on the Nancy Spungen salty grains of skag .
after all that , The cu nts only had Fosters, Kronenberg, Stella, Carlseberg and carling on tap. What a let down.
No fun. [Post edited 1 Feb 2022 19:58]
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If I could only drink Carling, Fosters or Carlsberg after a month off the booze, I could not be held accountable in law for my actions.
Great work doing dry January though. ðŸ‘🽠|  |
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| Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 20:28 - Feb 1 with 4105 views | ScubaHoop |
Just beginning dry February, shortest month of the year plus two of my kids have January birthdays so feck giving up then. |  | | |
| Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 21:02 - Feb 1 with 4020 views | DavieQPR |
One of the lucky ones. Still weigh the same as I did when I left school over 50 years ago. Any weight put on is lost in days. |  | | |
| Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 21:18 - Feb 1 with 3988 views | loftboy |
| Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 19:56 - Feb 1 by Discodroids |
I had my first pint in the Marriners today, i approached the bar well excited shaking like i was cast down from the firmament upon the celestial oort cloud st vitus dancing in the style of sid vicious in his death throes in the chelsea hotel, cheyne stoking on the Nancy Spungen salty grains of skag .
after all that , The cu nts only had Fosters, Kronenberg, Stella, Carlseberg and carling on tap. What a let down.
No fun. [Post edited 1 Feb 2022 19:58]
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My local does Camden Hells, a quid more than the generic stuff but worthwhile paying the extra. | |
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| Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 21:27 - Feb 1 with 3961 views | Dorse |
| Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 19:56 - Feb 1 by Discodroids |
I had my first pint in the Marriners today, i approached the bar well excited shaking like i was cast down from the firmament upon the celestial oort cloud st vitus dancing in the style of sid vicious in his death throes in the chelsea hotel, cheyne stoking on the Nancy Spungen salty grains of skag .
after all that , The cu nts only had Fosters, Kronenberg, Stella, Carlseberg and carling on tap. What a let down.
No fun. [Post edited 1 Feb 2022 19:58]
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That wangs chung and no mistake.
I can imagine you fixing the barman with a flinty gaze, slapping the cash on the bar and snarling 'Do it' through gritted teeth / clenched buttocks. |  |
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| Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 21:44 - Feb 1 with 3928 views | Discodroids |
I Tried real ale for the first time tonight in old Leigh... I can't get along with it.
i was cornered in the bar by half a dozen real ale drinkers o n the piss after dry january.They looked more suited to be sitting in portakabins munching on potted meat mighty white sandwiches employed as cost accountants for a briar pipe manufacturers producing time and motion studies.
The sort of blokes that everyone avoids at the christmas party. The sort of blokes that apologises to an office chair if he bumps into it. the sort of blokes that plays air guitar at the office xmas Party throwing his head back in ecstasy as he mimes to the blue oyster cult before vomiting in the ashtray, displaying his child like meatus to the office junior after a can of Davids old peculier.
Actually, they were great blokes who gave me an education on craft beer. Opened my mind to be fair. Got Introduced to Adnams Southwold on draft. Magic. [Post edited 1 Feb 2022 21:50]
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| Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 02:43 - Feb 2 with 3777 views | Boston |
Every days dry for me, I only drink in the evenings. |  |
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| Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 08:13 - Feb 2 with 3565 views | PlanetHonneywood |
Back in my running days, I'd go teetotal for four months before a race; so Dry January is not really a challenge. While I don't drink anywhere near the quantities of yore, I am of the view that if you cannot pass the booze up for a month, then maybe that's a warning sign.
That being said, my iftar to break my fast included a creamy pint of Guinness and a glass of blanquette. |  |
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| Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 08:18 - Feb 2 with 3550 views | westberksr |
that is a pissy selection of tap offerings!
id like to say 'well done' but I am morally opposed to DJ as it just seems to be asking for trouble and having seen the fat lot of good it did to friends who went straight from DJ 2020 to lockdown, I vowed never to fall into that trap.
hope you managed to shift a nit of timber and the progressive house kept you sane! |  | | |
| Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 08:23 - Feb 2 with 3547 views | Metallica_Hoop |
My mate is doing it so I've been sending her pictures of the glorious ales I'm drinking throughout January. (I'm not a kant honest..)
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| Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 10:04 - Feb 2 with 3467 views | robith |
| Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 21:44 - Feb 1 by Discodroids |
I Tried real ale for the first time tonight in old Leigh... I can't get along with it.
i was cornered in the bar by half a dozen real ale drinkers o n the piss after dry january.They looked more suited to be sitting in portakabins munching on potted meat mighty white sandwiches employed as cost accountants for a briar pipe manufacturers producing time and motion studies.
The sort of blokes that everyone avoids at the christmas party. The sort of blokes that apologises to an office chair if he bumps into it. the sort of blokes that plays air guitar at the office xmas Party throwing his head back in ecstasy as he mimes to the blue oyster cult before vomiting in the ashtray, displaying his child like meatus to the office junior after a can of Davids old peculier.
Actually, they were great blokes who gave me an education on craft beer. Opened my mind to be fair. Got Introduced to Adnams Southwold on draft. Magic. [Post edited 1 Feb 2022 21:50]
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Went to a cask only beer festival when I lived in Clapton. Saw a guy drinking a half of mild wearing a Harlequins shirt, on top of another Harlequins shirt |  | | |
| Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 10:08 - Feb 2 with 3453 views | toboboly |
| Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 08:13 - Feb 2 by PlanetHonneywood |
Back in my running days, I'd go teetotal for four months before a race; so Dry January is not really a challenge. While I don't drink anywhere near the quantities of yore, I am of the view that if you cannot pass the booze up for a month, then maybe that's a warning sign.
That being said, my iftar to break my fast included a creamy pint of Guinness and a glass of blanquette. |
A month????????!!!!!!!!!
Can barely get through a working week! |  |
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| Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 10:09 - Feb 2 with 3448 views | MrSheen |
| Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 10:04 - Feb 2 by robith |
Went to a cask only beer festival when I lived in Clapton. Saw a guy drinking a half of mild wearing a Harlequins shirt, on top of another Harlequins shirt |
Whatever happened to Mild? I used to drink it in Manchester in the 80s, disappeared at the same time as light and bitter. |  | | |
| Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 10:26 - Feb 2 with 3417 views | PlanetHonneywood |
| Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 10:04 - Feb 2 by robith |
Went to a cask only beer festival when I lived in Clapton. Saw a guy drinking a half of mild wearing a Harlequins shirt, on top of another Harlequins shirt |
I think that's rugby's equivalent of the half-half scarf! | |
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| Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 10:30 - Feb 2 with 3404 views | Sonofpugwash |
| Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 10:08 - Feb 2 by toboboly |
A month????????!!!!!!!!!
Can barely get through a working week! |
You lucky bastard.I've been dry for the last 20 years on account of the liver hanging by a thread.It's like losing an old friend.
Have one for me Nephew. x |  |
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| Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 10:30 - Feb 2 with 3408 views | BklynRanger |
Good work Disco - you deserve a few carefully aged craft delicacies after that, or 6 Kronenberg, whichever's closer.
I went to a specialist week before last who told me my presenting cardiac issue had now mostly resolved itself but he didn't like my belly. How rude.
Told me he swears by the 16-8 fasting diet so Ive been on that since then, 5 days a week anyway. Basically you don't eat after 8pm and you don't eat breakfast. I like the simplicity but am of only limited use to man or beast before noon. |  | | |
| Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 10:54 - Feb 2 with 3359 views | stowmarketrange |
My wife brought home 3 cans of Guinness 0.0 from work this morning,so they are chilling in the fridge waiting for the right moment. |  | | |
| Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 11:16 - Feb 2 with 3313 views | Phildo |
| Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 10:04 - Feb 2 by robith |
Went to a cask only beer festival when I lived in Clapton. Saw a guy drinking a half of mild wearing a Harlequins shirt, on top of another Harlequins shirt |
In fairness he probably had to go easy to drive the Aston Martin home |  | | |
| Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 11:42 - Feb 2 with 3276 views | hantssi |
| Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 21:02 - Feb 1 by DavieQPR |
One of the lucky ones. Still weigh the same as I did when I left school over 50 years ago. Any weight put on is lost in days. |
Smug git 😜
I always do dry January and early February to get fit (fitter!) for skiing! | | | |
| Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 21:10 - Feb 2 with 3058 views | stowmarketrange |
| Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 10:54 - Feb 2 by stowmarketrange |
My wife brought home 3 cans of Guinness 0.0 from work this morning,so they are chilling in the fridge waiting for the right moment. |
The right moment has arrived,and I have to say that it’s good stuff.It tastes a bit watery compared to the real thing,but certainly the best alcohol free beer I’ve tasted. | | | |
| Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 21:43 - Feb 2 with 3010 views | Dorse |
| Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 21:10 - Feb 2 by stowmarketrange |
The right moment has arrived,and I have to say that it’s good stuff.It tastes a bit watery compared to the real thing,but certainly the best alcohol free beer I’ve tasted. |
Franziskaner alcohol free is a bloody good effort. Their weissbier is great too. From the good people at Lidl (and elsewhere but let's face it, Lidl is cheaper).
Beer: proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Well, that and QPR, eh? Eh? QPR? Yeah? | |
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| Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 00:29 - Feb 3 with 2905 views | kensalriser |
If QPR have made you happy Dorse, you are a truly exceptional human being. |  |
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