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Pornstar Names! 07:53 - May 2 with 2620 viewseasthertsr

I need cheering up after this dog of a season. I wondered what everyone's pornstar names were! Remember, its the name of your first ever pet put in front of your mum's maiden name! I'll start, mine is Prince Burton!
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Pornstar Names! on 08:04 - May 2 with 2600 viewsBerkoRanger

As a Python fan, I probably would have chosen Biggus Diccus.
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Pornstar Names! on 08:08 - May 2 with 2588 viewsOutintheOrne

I'm Bobby Butler
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Pornstar Names! on 08:18 - May 2 with 2569 views1BobbyHazell

I'm sure when we used to do this it was pet's name followed by the road you lived on. Gets a bit weirder.

I was Olympia Holly Tree and later after moving ( and having the op by the sounds of it) I became Raggamuffin Smithwood.
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Pornstar Names! on 08:21 - May 2 with 2562 viewsCanadaRanger

Interesting that the first and last parts are common banking security questions. Did some nice guy with a million bucks he wants help with come up with this???

Meanwhile, May 2nd is World Naked Gardening Day... Anyone celebrating?
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Pornstar Names! on 08:28 - May 2 with 2552 viewsDorse

Not really a pornstar name but Mini-Dorse, who is doing a word-search, has just asked: "Is 'lovebutter' a word?" Cue worried looks from me and the missus.

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Pornstar Names! on 09:47 - May 2 with 2452 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Oisín O' Neill.

Don't think I'd get many porn gigs with a name like that.

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Pornstar Names! on 09:47 - May 2 with 2450 viewsDiscodroids

'wimpy woplin.'

great. i can just see what genre of skinflick id be lumbered with.

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Pornstar Names! on 09:52 - May 2 with 2428 viewsTheBlob

I always fancied being Count Licker.

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Pornstar Names! on 10:20 - May 2 with 2388 viewsMrSheen

Apparently sites that generate these fun names are used by fraudsters as you are basically giving them the answers to common security questions. Beware!
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Pornstar Names! on 12:01 - May 2 with 2306 viewsColesIndyRs

Ringo Hand
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Pornstar Names! on 12:40 - May 2 with 2280 viewsQPR_John

Whisky Field
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Pornstar Names! on 13:01 - May 2 with 2256 viewsjohnhoop

Pornstar Names! on 09:47 - May 2 by Discodroids

'wimpy woplin.'

great. i can just see what genre of skinflick id be lumbered with.


As my first pet was a white rabbit named snowball, I too find the type of porn that my alter-ego would be notorious for fairly predictable.
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Pornstar Names! on 13:24 - May 2 with 2227 viewsGloucs_R

The legend that is Dick Beasley.

My first pet was a goldfish called Dick turpin!

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Pornstar Names! on 13:38 - May 2 with 2206 viewsDorse

If our season was a scud movie, I dread to think what it'd be called. Put it this way, I doubt whether the jury at Cannes would be giving it the Palm D'Or. Actually, now I think about it, a Palm D'Blanc might be a possibility.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Pornstar Names! on 14:26 - May 2 with 2169 viewsTearsOfaClown

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