| New things that we do. 09:12 - Jul 19 with 6460 views | Mick_S |
I've just been reading on the BBC that a new chair has been invented to stop "manspreading." No, me neither. Apparently, this chair stops you sitting like a bloke - knees facing slightly outwards.
That's manspreading. |  |
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| New things that we do. on 16:48 - Jul 19 with 1730 views | Konk |
| New things that we do. on 16:41 - Jul 19 by Maggsinho |
I don't want to know what you typed into Google to get that picture. |
Mate, it was all over the media! Points of View. Made loads of the papers. Google Terry Wogan's trousers and look at the links (This is not a trap). Everyone was talking about it. |  |
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| New things that we do. on 16:53 - Jul 19 with 1714 views | Maggsinho |
| New things that we do. on 16:48 - Jul 19 by Konk |
Mate, it was all over the media! Points of View. Made loads of the papers. Google Terry Wogan's trousers and look at the links (This is not a trap). Everyone was talking about it. |
Yeah, I was joking, I remember the controversy very well. |  | | |
| New things that we do. on 17:02 - Jul 19 with 1692 views | timcocking |
Testicles require being kept cooler so your sperm can survive, hence the extremely vulnerable position of one's bollocks and the physiological need for a man to keep his legs slightly apart whenever possible. I should imagine our hips or legs or whatever are actually slightly realigned for specifically that purpose. Hence every man in the history of the world sits like that. It's evolution, not sexism. They're literally trying to turn you into women with that. |  | | |
| New things that we do. on 17:06 - Jul 19 with 1685 views | distortR |
| New things that we do. on 17:02 - Jul 19 by timcocking |
Testicles require being kept cooler so your sperm can survive, hence the extremely vulnerable position of one's bollocks and the physiological need for a man to keep his legs slightly apart whenever possible. I should imagine our hips or legs or whatever are actually slightly realigned for specifically that purpose. Hence every man in the history of the world sits like that. It's evolution, not sexism. They're literally trying to turn you into women with that. |
literally?
The trans crowd have missed a trick there. |  | | |
| New things that we do. on 20:30 - Jul 19 with 1559 views | Clive_Anderson |
This is the latest version of leaving the toilet seat up, that social justice warriors can't use anymore as even they have realised it makes them look a bit of a cnt.
What makes me laugh is all the creepy white knight blokes loudly pretending it is a real problem that totally happens to them all the time (it doesn't) because it makes them think they look virtuous (no it doesn't you look like a tw@t).
And why is it ok suddenly to criticise people based on their sex? Any similar generalisation about women would be roundly condemned by the ones angrily masturbating themselves unconscious over this non-existent problem.
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| New things that we do. on 13:12 - Jul 20 with 1388 views | MedwayR |
The problem with manspreading is that it is too often being used by SJW as an attack on men when it is often men who are the victims. Manspreading isn't done by men, that's a generalisation, it's mostly done by inconsiderate arseholes. Therefore it should be called arsehole-spreading.
Or is that something different...???
Either way, if we start calling it arsehole-spreading they'll probably soon stop doing it. |  |
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| New things that we do. on 15:59 - Jul 20 with 1333 views | Boston |
I rarely have anyone sitting next to me as I usually reek of alcohol when travelling on the London Underground. [Post edited 20 Jul 2019 16:12]
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| New things that we do. on 16:41 - Jul 20 with 1310 views | Dorse |
| New things that we do. on 15:59 - Jul 20 by Boston |
I rarely have anyone sitting next to me as I usually reek of alcohol when travelling on the London Underground. [Post edited 20 Jul 2019 16:12]
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It's a good tactic, although I still favour strident, unashamed flatulence accompanied by transverse elbow-crested ear-slaps, whilst arguing loudly with the voices in my head telling me to kill all humans. You know, either that or wear a T-shirt that says: 'Ask Me About Scientology'.
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| New things that we do. on 19:42 - Jul 20 with 1252 views | Esox_Lucius |
Is it mansplaining to point out that manspreading is NOT the same as mansplaining? |  |
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| New things that we do. on 21:18 - Jul 20 with 1215 views | Boston |
| New things that we do. on 16:41 - Jul 19 by Maggsinho |
I don't want to know what you typed into Google to get that picture. |
Don’t be ridiculous, that’s from his own personal collection. | |
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| New things that we do. on 22:37 - Jul 20 with 1190 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
To be fair, I worked for London Underground as a supervisor at their busiest station and can promise that man spreading is the least of female passenger’s problems.
Men are dirty evil bastards sometimes. Plenty of wandering hands, inappropriate sexual language, and jizz covered clothing.
Wasn’t common considering the numbers of passengers we had but was never once met by a bloke sexually harassed by a women. |  | | |
| New things that we do. on 23:35 - Jul 20 with 1146 views | bob566 |
Jeez. I know Terry was a brilliant broadcaster, the best Eurovision commentator but it turns out he had it all too. | | | |
| New things that we do. on 12:48 - Jul 21 with 1053 views | Pommyhoop |
Man Spreading?
Jesus Fu;kinH Christ. Thank F2ck we are 20 years behind Blighty in some things especially P.C bullsh!te.....
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| New things that we do. on 07:28 - Jul 22 with 910 views | isawqpratwcity |
| New things that we do. on 13:27 - Jul 19 by distortR |
And I thought they were specially commissioned to celebrate our HISTORIC (ISaw) win in the cricket, hence the back was made to look like a set of wickets. |
Why are you even interested in cricket? Mann doesn't get a summer: it goes Cold & Wet; Cold & Wet; Cold & Wet; Winter. [Post edited 22 Jul 2019 7:32]
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