| Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? 10:30 - Jan 31 with 5225 views | Konk |
I'm changing my name to Jizz Hornkamp, first thing on Monday morning. Such a great name. |  |
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| Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 10:47 - Jan 31 with 4066 views | Northernr |
We will call the baby... Jizz. |  | | |
| Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 10:54 - Jan 31 with 4056 views | DannyPaddox |
I mention the Jizzster in a thread a while back (a thread on players with amusing names perhaps) and thought it would bring the house down. It didn’t seem to bat an eyelid and I thought to myself come on LFW once you’re tired of Jizz Hornkamp you’re tired of life. Great to see the lad get his own thread. |  | | |
| Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 10:58 - Jan 31 with 4048 views | distortR |
"Maar dan is daar"
There can be no more then is there. |  | | |
| Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 11:02 - Jan 31 with 4038 views | Konk |
The dream scenario is Jizz getting called-up for the national side when they play Switzerland away. During the training session on the eve of the game, Jizz comes out onto the pitch with a ball bag slung over his shoulder at the Wan kdorf stadium. Just imagine. | |
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| Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 11:07 - Jan 31 with 4022 views | distortR |
We should sign him.
Jizz of the Rangers has a certain ring. | | | |
| Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 11:13 - Jan 31 with 4013 views | Konk |
| Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 10:54 - Jan 31 by DannyPaddox |
I mention the Jizzster in a thread a while back (a thread on players with amusing names perhaps) and thought it would bring the house down. It didn’t seem to bat an eyelid and I thought to myself come on LFW once you’re tired of Jizz Hornkamp you’re tired of life. Great to see the lad get his own thread. |
Sorry, Danny. I wasn’t trying to steal your thunder! A mate sent me that screenshot this morning after his heroics for Den Bosch, yesterday. Even his club works brilliantly with his name. Mind you, it works with a few Dutch clubs:
Den Bosch - Jizz!
Go Ahead - Jizz!
Excelsior - Jizz!
PEC Zwolle - Jizz!
Great name. Good spot, Danny. [Post edited 31 Jan 2021 11:16]
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| Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 11:14 - Jan 31 with 4006 views | Konk |
| Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 11:07 - Jan 31 by distortR |
We should sign him.
Jizz of the Rangers has a certain ring. |
There’s a lot of interest in jizz. If you could pull it off, that would be quite something. | |
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| Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 11:18 - Jan 31 with 3992 views | Northernr |
Orlando City have a Randy Mendoza we could use to form a pretty potent right sided partnership with him. | | | |
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| Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 11:21 - Jan 31 with 3987 views | DannyPaddox |
England v Holland international. Hornkamp flying down the wing until a certain England midfield player comes piling in. Commentator: ”You can clearly see Maguire is all pumped up there and just look at his facial expression as he sends Jizz flying into the stands. Not a pretty sight Geoff” | | | |
| Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 11:35 - Jan 31 with 3961 views | distortR |
| Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 11:14 - Jan 31 by Konk |
There’s a lot of interest in jizz. If you could pull it off, that would be quite something. |
Oh, they keep coming.........! | | | |
| Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 11:40 - Jan 31 with 3953 views | distortR |
just looked at wiki, to see where he plays and if he needs someone mopping up behind him.
Anyway, someone's had fun - "The event caused Jizz to erupt all over twitter"!!
Konk? [Post edited 31 Jan 2021 11:40]
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| Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 11:46 - Jan 31 with 3931 views | CliveWilsonSaid |
| Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 11:18 - Jan 31 by Northernr |
Orlando City have a Randy Mendoza we could use to form a pretty potent right sided partnership with him. |
Dave Seaman in goal, of course. |  |
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| Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 11:58 - Jan 31 with 3901 views | davman |
| Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 11:46 - Jan 31 by CliveWilsonSaid |
Dave Seaman in goal, of course. |
Beat me to it... 
Met a girl in a pub watching an England game back in the day; she was quite knowledgeable about all things football so I saw the opportunity to get the gag doing the rounds at that time in and asked if she preferred Seaman or Flowers - needless to say her answer proved that there was no come on "actually I prefer Nigel Martyn".
Jizz is a great name, but I am still in full disbelief that anyone could possibly be called Nortei Nortei, which is likely to remain my fave name of all time. |  |
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| Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 14:46 - Jan 31 with 3798 views | MrSheen |
| Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 11:58 - Jan 31 by davman |
Beat me to it...
Met a girl in a pub watching an England game back in the day; she was quite knowledgeable about all things football so I saw the opportunity to get the gag doing the rounds at that time in and asked if she preferred Seaman or Flowers - needless to say her answer proved that there was no come on "actually I prefer Nigel Martyn".
Jizz is a great name, but I am still in full disbelief that anyone could possibly be called Nortei Nortei, which is likely to remain my fave name of all time. |
I was reading an obituary of Hughroy Currie, who was briefly British Heavyweight Boxing Champion in the 80s. It mentioned he had beaten a Zimbabwean champion called Proud Kilimanjaro, which is a pretty good name. However, it was put in the shade by one of Proud’s early opponents, according to Wikipedia, Jukebox Timebomb. |  | | |
| Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 18:01 - Jan 31 with 3717 views | Dorse |
Come on: Bongo Christ has to be in contention for the top spot. |  |
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| Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 21:22 - Jan 31 with 3626 views | aston_hoop |
I hope one day Jizz Hornkamp gets to work with German manager Christian Titz |  |
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| Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 22:53 - Jan 31 with 3577 views | numptydumpty |
We have had a few dodgy characters - Doo doo and Shittu in the same team...
Normally we just in the doo doo or just simply Shittu
But can't remember ever when we have jizzed our hornkamp !!!! |  |
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| Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 01:19 - Feb 1 with 3529 views | FredManRave |
| Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 10:54 - Jan 31 by DannyPaddox |
I mention the Jizzster in a thread a while back (a thread on players with amusing names perhaps) and thought it would bring the house down. It didn’t seem to bat an eyelid and I thought to myself come on LFW once you’re tired of Jizz Hornkamp you’re tired of life. Great to see the lad get his own thread. |
It would appear "your" Jizz came too soon. |  |
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| Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 08:48 - Feb 1 with 3482 views | Dorse |
Some interesting items here:
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2007/apr/11/theknowledge.sport
'...However, it would be remiss of us to ignore Anthony Philip David Terry Frank Donald Stanley Gerry Gordon Stephen James Oatway - Charlie to his friends ("I'm named after the QPR 1972-73 promotion-winning team for those of you that have been on the moon all the time I've been at [Brighton]") - or three of our favourites: Australian keeper Norman Conquest, Seychelles star Johnny Moustache, and Congolese striker Bongo Christ.'
Funnily enough, further down the page is a reference to Kevin Gallen being friends with stroppy mancunian gloom-merchant Morrissey. Who knew? | |
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| Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 08:56 - Feb 1 with 3466 views | MrSheen |
| Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 08:48 - Feb 1 by Dorse |
Some interesting items here:
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2007/apr/11/theknowledge.sport
'...However, it would be remiss of us to ignore Anthony Philip David Terry Frank Donald Stanley Gerry Gordon Stephen James Oatway - Charlie to his friends ("I'm named after the QPR 1972-73 promotion-winning team for those of you that have been on the moon all the time I've been at [Brighton]") - or three of our favourites: Australian keeper Norman Conquest, Seychelles star Johnny Moustache, and Congolese striker Bongo Christ.'
Funnily enough, further down the page is a reference to Kevin Gallen being friends with stroppy mancunian gloom-merchant Morrissey. Who knew? |
Proud Kilimanjaro story here.
https://www.newzimbabwe.com/kilimanjaro-africas-forgotten-heavyweight-champion/
He remains an icon of Zimbabwe’s ‘golden age’ of boxing, a former goalkeeper who attracted record attendances in ramshackle venues to watch him beat rivals named Black Tiger, Jukebox Timebomb, Captain Marvel, George Foreman (no, not that one) and Ringo Starr (no, definitely not that one). [Post edited 1 Feb 2021 8:58]
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| Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 09:00 - Feb 1 with 3453 views | Phildo |
| Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 11:07 - Jan 31 by distortR |
We should sign him.
Jizz of the Rangers has a certain ring. |
No way Dykes and Jizz would play together
I'll get my coat |  | | |
| Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 09:04 - Feb 1 with 3439 views | Dorse |
| Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 09:00 - Feb 1 by Phildo |
No way Dykes and Jizz would play together
I'll get my coat |
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| Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 09:05 - Feb 1 with 3436 views | Metallica_Hoop |
I always liked Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.
He sounds like a general in the 80 Years War or a wizard in 'The Witcher.' |  |
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| Jizz Hornkamp - best footballer's name of all time? on 09:05 - Feb 1 with 3435 views | Ashdown_Ranger |
Jizz used to a goalkeeper, but was awful - he could never keep clean sheets. |  | | |
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