| How many injuries?! 17:18 - Jan 4 with 2135 views | Wilkinswatercarrier |
I made it four injuries in the game today that resulted in substitution; Burrell, Varane, Poku and if u include Morrison in the warm up.
When was the last time that happened? |  |
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| How many injuries?! on 19:00 - Jan 4 with 1849 views | FDC |
It's testament to the deeper squad this year that we at least have some reasonable cover for each of those, but it is alarming. I haven't seen any of the first half, can they be attributed to the state of the pitch do we think?
The Poku one is really frustrating. At the start of the season he was the player that I was most excited about seeing, but you wonder whether we're going to see what he's about at all this season. |  | | |
| How many injuries?! on 19:07 - Jan 4 with 1797 views | HammersmithR |
We all said the same after the game. The pitch has surely had an impact on all our injuries today. The pitch is getting worse. What are we doing differently to it this year compared to previous years? There are non league grounds with better pitches than ours. We need some kind of statement from the club to explain what has happened with our pitch and how it will be rectified moving forward. | | | |
| How many injuries?! on 19:40 - Jan 4 with 1651 views | Northernr |
It’s a “slow burn” approach mate. Trust the process. |  | | |
| How many injuries?! on 19:46 - Jan 4 with 1603 views | Hunterhoop |
| How many injuries?! on 19:40 - Jan 4 by Northernr |
It’s a “slow burn” approach mate. Trust the process. |
There is a certain irony in all these injuries meaning the club need to finally turn to Kolli, especially if he delivers, like today. |  | | |
| How many injuries?! on 19:50 - Jan 4 with 1566 views | Rsole |
| How many injuries?! on 19:40 - Jan 4 by Northernr |
It’s a “slow burn” approach mate. Trust the process. |
Sounds like an STD [Post edited 4 Jan 19:50]
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| How many injuries?! on 19:50 - Jan 4 with 1565 views | EalingHoop81 |
Didn’t think Poku was an injury, assumed he would make a change at half time given we only had one more in play sub option and they must be managing Poku’s mins. | | | |
| How many injuries?! on 19:51 - Jan 4 with 1555 views | Rsole |
| How many injuries?! on 19:50 - Jan 4 by EalingHoop81 |
Didn’t think Poku was an injury, assumed he would make a change at half time given we only had one more in play sub option and they must be managing Poku’s mins. |
Agreed, thought the same. | |
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| How many injuries?! on 20:10 - Jan 4 with 1443 views | HAYESBOY |
Manager has confirmed Poku withdrawal was due to an injury unfortunately.
Said he felt 'something' at the end of the half. Hopefully not bad. |  |
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| How many injuries?! on 20:13 - Jan 4 with 1421 views | Dorse |
In answer to the OP's question, the last time it happened was in 1924 when Quentin Bumjoy went down with hair strain, Herbert Naked-Molerat was subbed due to uranium poisoning from Dr Phineas O'Grady's patented health tonic, Ray Jinghorn caught typhoid from the club tea urn and Lazarus Dungtrouser was deported to Matabeleland to face historic charges of outraging the wildlife.
Actually, upon reflection, I don't think that last one counts. |  |
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| How many injuries?! on 20:20 - Jan 4 with 1361 views | colinallcars |
| How many injuries?! on 20:13 - Jan 4 by Dorse |
In answer to the OP's question, the last time it happened was in 1924 when Quentin Bumjoy went down with hair strain, Herbert Naked-Molerat was subbed due to uranium poisoning from Dr Phineas O'Grady's patented health tonic, Ray Jinghorn caught typhoid from the club tea urn and Lazarus Dungtrouser was deported to Matabeleland to face historic charges of outraging the wildlife.
Actually, upon reflection, I don't think that last one counts. |
You missed one….. Wally Wallop went off with phossy jaw in the 86th minute. |  | | |
| How many injuries?! on 20:21 - Jan 4 with 1354 views | daveB |
| How many injuries?! on 19:50 - Jan 4 by EalingHoop81 |
Didn’t think Poku was an injury, assumed he would make a change at half time given we only had one more in play sub option and they must be managing Poku’s mins. |
Julien said after the game it was an injury |  | | |
| How many injuries?! on 20:23 - Jan 4 with 1343 views | stevec |
Woman in front of us said Varane went off with a back-pass muscle injury, which made us laugh. |  | | |
| How many injuries?! on 20:26 - Jan 4 with 1324 views | baz_qpr |
| How many injuries?! on 20:23 - Jan 4 by stevec |
Woman in front of us said Varane went off with a back-pass muscle injury, which made us laugh. |
Knee apparently |  | | |
| How many injuries?! on 20:32 - Jan 4 with 1281 views | EalingHoop81 |
| How many injuries?! on 20:21 - Jan 4 by daveB |
Julien said after the game it was an injury |
Yep, just saw the interview. Crazy to pick up 4 injuries in one game, especially when you consider the loading isn’t high for those 4. Varane and Burell have played a lot of minutes but have had far less over Christmas. Fingers crossed they are twinges rather than the tear off the bone injuries we seem to pick up! | | | |
| How many injuries?! on 07:22 - Jan 5 with 776 views | enfieldargh |
| How many injuries?! on 20:20 - Jan 4 by colinallcars |
You missed one….. Wally Wallop went off with phossy jaw in the 86th minute. |
That was the game when Albert fuzzylocks Bunny turned on a Florin and shot at goal, sadly it was our goal his brain was never quite the same since he left the flying corps |  |
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| How many injuries?! on 08:09 - Jan 5 with 653 views | HAYESBOY |
| How many injuries?! on 20:26 - Jan 4 by baz_qpr |
Knee apparently |
He jarred it into the ground as he put a tackle in. Hope just an impact injury. | |
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| How many injuries?! on 21:35 - Jan 5 with 182 views | W9R |
How many times was the game stopped mid play for someone feigning brain trauma brought on by acute embarrassment. The ref, as has been observed in recent match reports, totally lost his grip on the game. | | | |
| How many injuries?! on 21:52 - Jan 5 with 133 views | DannyPaddox |
| How many injuries?! on 07:22 - Jan 5 by enfieldargh |
That was the game when Albert fuzzylocks Bunny turned on a Florin and shot at goal, sadly it was our goal his brain was never quite the same since he left the flying corps |
Erasmus Fudgecote played the entire game in goal (and kept a clean sheet) without realising he’d earlier contracted acute Belgian ferret syndrome |  | | |
| How many injuries?! on 21:59 - Jan 5 with 120 views | Dorse |
| How many injuries?! on 07:22 - Jan 5 by enfieldargh |
That was the game when Albert fuzzylocks Bunny turned on a Florin and shot at goal, sadly it was our goal his brain was never quite the same since he left the flying corps |
He never should have volunteered to chaperone the Australian squadron's wombat mascots. Didn't he know they were our ferrets' natural enemies? It took 9 stout men and a pound of cook's best lard to separate them. | |
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