When I Die 01:37 - Nov 23 with 2430 views | Boston | ....I want to go peacefully, like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car. | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) |
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When I Die on 13:25 - Nov 23 with 2034 views | hoof_hearted | Ignoring the joke so old that Ronnie Corbett would have rejected it... My friend's dad was 78, had a double cream tea, saw the wind blow a girl's skirt up to reveal a shapely pair of plump buttocks in a thong, went home and had a sleep in his armchair and never woke up. That's the best death ever. | ![](/images/avatars/1464.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
When I Die on 13:31 - Nov 23 with 2022 views | stowmarketrange |
When I Die on 13:25 - Nov 23 by hoof_hearted | Ignoring the joke so old that Ronnie Corbett would have rejected it... My friend's dad was 78, had a double cream tea, saw the wind blow a girl's skirt up to reveal a shapely pair of plump buttocks in a thong, went home and had a sleep in his armchair and never woke up. That's the best death ever. |
Surely it's got be listening to "We are the champions" being played at Loftus Road as we win the Premier League or Champions League. And not having it interrupted by a speech from briatori. | ![](/images/avatars/4993.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
When I Die on 13:56 - Nov 23 with 1981 views | SimonJames |
When I Die on 13:31 - Nov 23 by stowmarketrange | Surely it's got be listening to "We are the champions" being played at Loftus Road as we win the Premier League or Champions League. And not having it interrupted by a speech from briatori. |
Mine will probably be a wrecking ball accident caused by lack of concentration whilst excitedly knocking down Stamford Bridge. | ![](/images/avatars/11425.gif) |
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When I Die on 14:48 - Nov 23 with 1912 views | hoof_hearted |
When I Die on 13:56 - Nov 23 by SimonJames | Mine will probably be a wrecking ball accident caused by lack of concentration whilst excitedly knocking down Stamford Bridge. |
Nice theory but it's going to be happening anyway soon...and replaced by what looks like a beautiful place to watch football. Sad but true...they're in a different stratosphere to us. I'm thinking of hating Fulham and Brentford instead...it's just that I can't fake it! | ![](/images/avatars/1464.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
When I Die on 15:44 - Nov 23 with 1858 views | WokingR |
When I Die on 14:48 - Nov 23 by hoof_hearted | Nice theory but it's going to be happening anyway soon...and replaced by what looks like a beautiful place to watch football. Sad but true...they're in a different stratosphere to us. I'm thinking of hating Fulham and Brentford instead...it's just that I can't fake it! |
Focus man, focus ! | ![](/images/avatars/2367.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
When I Die on 16:09 - Nov 23 with 1830 views | FDC | I'd like to go in a nuclear war, precipitated by mass climate-migration,a global shift towards nationalist politics, and a failing economic model. I'm feeling lucky. | ![](/images/avatars/1599.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
When I Die on 16:11 - Nov 23 with 1820 views | Dorse | I want to be dipped in chocolate and thrown to the lesbians. | ![](/images/avatars/17282.gif) |
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When I Die on 16:13 - Nov 23 with 1808 views | stowmarketrange |
When I Die on 16:11 - Nov 23 by Dorse | I want to be dipped in chocolate and thrown to the lesbians. |
Plain,milk or white? | ![](/images/avatars/4993.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) | Login to get fewer ads
When I Die on 16:13 - Nov 23 with 1807 views | JAPRANGERS |
When I Die on 16:11 - Nov 23 by Dorse | I want to be dipped in chocolate and thrown to the lesbians. |
Sorry mate, Holloway already bagged that one.... | ![](/images/avatars/1304.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
When I Die on 16:18 - Nov 23 with 1797 views | Dorse |
I don't mind which kind of lesbians I get thrown to. | ![](/images/avatars/17282.gif) |
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When I Die on 17:31 - Nov 23 with 1713 views | CroydonCaptJack |
When I Die on 13:25 - Nov 23 by hoof_hearted | Ignoring the joke so old that Ronnie Corbett would have rejected it... My friend's dad was 78, had a double cream tea, saw the wind blow a girl's skirt up to reveal a shapely pair of plump buttocks in a thong, went home and had a sleep in his armchair and never woke up. That's the best death ever. |
If Carlesberg did deaths. | ![](/images/avatars/7509.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
When I Die on 17:38 - Nov 23 with 1702 views | johncharles |
When I Die on 16:11 - Nov 23 by Dorse | I want to be dipped in chocolate and thrown to the lesbians. |
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When I Die on 17:59 - Nov 23 with 1680 views | johncharles | Anyway, when the good Lord comes to call I shall be otherwise engaged. With two lesbians dipped in chocolate as I watch highlights of the '76 season. | ![](/images/avatars/13091.gif) |
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When I Die on 21:52 - Nov 23 with 1544 views | GloryHunter | It was Bob Monkhouse's gag: "I want to die like my father, peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers." | ![](/images/avatars/5039.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
When I Die on 22:53 - Nov 23 with 1485 views | PunteR | I’ve got this horrible feeling. If there is such a thing as reincarnation, knowing my luck, I’ll come back as me. | ![](/images/avatars/11748.gif) |
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When I Die on 23:23 - Nov 23 with 1459 views | Boston |
When I Die on 22:53 - Nov 23 by PunteR | I’ve got this horrible feeling. If there is such a thing as reincarnation, knowing my luck, I’ll come back as me. |
Think big, surely every punt can dream of becoming the Titanic? | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) |
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When I Die on 23:32 - Nov 23 with 1443 views | PunteR |
When I Die on 23:23 - Nov 23 by Boston | Think big, surely every punt can dream of becoming the Titanic? |
Id rather be a small flat bottomed boat that floats | ![](/images/avatars/11748.gif) |
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When I Die on 23:52 - Nov 23 with 1434 views | FredManRave |
When I Die on 23:32 - Nov 23 by PunteR | Id rather be a small flat bottomed boat that floats |
There could be a thread in there although probably not as popular as the flat roofed pub one. Still, anything is possible on LFW. A few days ago TacticalR was quoting Joseph de Maistre and then today I'm sure I saw somebody quoting Rodney from Only Fools And Horses! | ![](/images/avatars/8614.gif) |
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When I Die on 23:53 - Nov 23 with 1431 views | FDC |
When I Die on 23:32 - Nov 23 by PunteR | Id rather be a small flat bottomed boat that floats |
Classic football chant | ![](/images/avatars/1599.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
When I Die on 00:01 - Nov 24 with 1422 views | PunteR |
When I Die on 23:52 - Nov 23 by FredManRave | There could be a thread in there although probably not as popular as the flat roofed pub one. Still, anything is possible on LFW. A few days ago TacticalR was quoting Joseph de Maistre and then today I'm sure I saw somebody quoting Rodney from Only Fools And Horses! |
Well spotted the Rodney quote. You've won a t-shirt from the small flat-bottomed boat appreciation society .. | ![](/images/avatars/11748.gif) |
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When I Die on 00:13 - Nov 24 with 1406 views | FredManRave |
When I Die on 00:01 - Nov 24 by PunteR | Well spotted the Rodney quote. You've won a t-shirt from the small flat-bottomed boat appreciation society .. |
Just got it. Thanks. | ![](/images/avatars/8614.gif) |
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When I Die on 00:36 - Nov 24 with 1388 views | PunteR |
When I Die on 00:13 - Nov 24 by FredManRave | Just got it. Thanks. |
I couldn't find an Odemwingie in a dinghy one.. | ![](/images/avatars/11748.gif) |
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When I Die on 00:46 - Nov 24 with 1372 views | FredManRave |
When I Die on 00:36 - Nov 24 by PunteR | I couldn't find an Odemwingie in a dinghy one.. |
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When I Die on 13:16 - Nov 24 with 1226 views | DannyPaddox |
When I Die on 13:25 - Nov 23 by hoof_hearted | Ignoring the joke so old that Ronnie Corbett would have rejected it... My friend's dad was 78, had a double cream tea, saw the wind blow a girl's skirt up to reveal a shapely pair of plump buttocks in a thong, went home and had a sleep in his armchair and never woke up. That's the best death ever. |
Eight and seventy Cream tease breeze above the knees Scone smiles eternal A wonderful story. Brought the haiku out in me. | ![](/images/avatars/17496.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
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