| Worst video in the world ever. 00:38 - Dec 22 with 1870 views | FredManRave |
Don't watch it! I just did and my eyes are still bleeding and I've been throwing up ever since and have pretty much lost faith in all humanity and have lodged a complaint to YouTube and the interweb.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/item/f24e56a7-799b-4e2f-9188-bf6a776e5cc2
Hopefully somebody is putting together an alternative, ie the real version.
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| Worst video in the world ever. on 01:14 - Dec 22 with 1844 views | PunteR |
I nearly pressed the abuse report button but I didn't want to ruin Clives evening again and have him chucking up his cocoa... |  |
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| Worst video in the world ever. on 09:34 - Dec 22 with 1710 views | Dorse |
New swear-words will need to be invented to describe this. |  |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Worst video in the world ever. on 09:53 - Dec 22 with 1677 views | bob566 |
is there no virtual family to sell you some coke, steal your wallet and shag your missus behind your back. |  | | |
| Worst video in the world ever. on 11:41 - Dec 22 with 1606 views | Bluce_Ree |
If I wanted to experience John Terry's lifestyle in a virtual way I'd just get coked up on my dad's supply and watch endless loops of Hitler rallies while occasionally falling over at really important times. |  |
| ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE THROUGH MARTI THE REDEEMER WHO STRENGTHENS ME. |
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| Worst video in the world ever. on 11:59 - Dec 22 with 1578 views | headhoops |
sickening
have updates his banner as a start.
John Terry John Terry
Captain Khunt
Leader Bleeder
Legend Bell end. |  |
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| Worst video in the world ever. on 12:16 - Dec 22 with 1552 views | OakR |
The article itself is pretty funny, I reckon it too the author a while as he was laughing at Terry too much writing it. He just makes fun of him the whole way through.
Captain, Leader, receptionist :-) | |
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| Worst video in the world ever. on 12:22 - Dec 22 with 1546 views | 2Thomas2Bowles |
"unprecedented access to John's lifestyle"
In the KKK |  |
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| Worst video in the world ever. on 15:05 - Dec 22 with 1474 views | Dorse |
| Worst video in the world ever. on 12:22 - Dec 22 by 2Thomas2Bowles |
"unprecedented access to John's lifestyle"
In the KKK |
Shamelessly ripped off the Player Portraits thread.
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| Worst video in the world ever. on 07:41 - Dec 24 with 1214 views | Konk |
Welcome to my academy, I'm gonna be sharing with you some of the lessons I've learnt both on and off the pitch.
(1) if you're shelling out for a new kitchen, get the units measured up; as you can see, my work tops and sink are far too low and have led to serious back problems. Though on the plus side, I don't have to stand on tip toe to pis s in the sink, anymore.
(2) if you're shelling out for new trousers, get them measured up; my trousers are too tight and far too long, so my nuts get sweaty and there's about 2 metres of fabric bunched up at the bottom.
(3) take your shoes of when you're indoors, otherwise you might be treading dog muck through the gaff.
(4) don't buy meat or leisure wear from supermarkets - get your Mum to go out on the rob instead.
(5) if you're going to start wholesaling coke from your local pub, be a bit wary if a bloke claiming to be a Sheikh turns up in your flat roof boozer and asks 20 questions about how the drug dealing game's treating you.
(6) racism - go for it. If the worst comes to the worst, just say, "I thought you told me to call you a *********, throw a brick through your window and burn a cross on your lawn?"
(7) humping your mate's missus. Go for it. If you get rumbled, take the wife to Dubai for a bit of r and r to remind her that life with a multi millionaire love rat ain't the worse way to spend your days.
That's all for now - tomorrow we'll be focussing on getting away with handballs every fu cking week, parking where you want when you're a millionaire, agitating for moves/pay rises whilst being worshipped for your loyalty, undermining management and having eight year old kid at a wedding spiky hair. Yours in captaincy, leadership and legend, JT. [Post edited 24 Dec 2016 8:04]
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| Worst video in the world ever. on 09:16 - Dec 24 with 1128 views | HAYESBOY |
That is just plain fcking wrong. |  |
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