| Clive, please hurry up 19:54 - Apr 23 with 3672 views | Monkey_Roots |
The most highly anticipated match report of the season is now due.
Thanks in advance. |  | | |  |
| Clive, please hurry up on 19:55 - Apr 23 with 3654 views | bosh67 |
Oh come on! Spoiler alert. I still haven't seen the score?!!! |  |
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| Clive, please hurry up on 19:57 - Apr 23 with 3627 views | ShotKneesHoop |
He's probably still surfing down the rows of seats at Turf Moor.
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| Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me! |
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| Clive, please hurry up on 19:58 - Apr 23 with 3604 views | aston_hoop |
Probably needs to get his phone fixed! That local phone repair shop were probably worried they'd go out of business if QPR never score another late winner again! |  |
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| Clive, please hurry up on 20:00 - Apr 23 with 3578 views | CateLeBonR |
GA said we'd get enough points. Not sure what you lot were so worried about 🤷ðŸ¼â€â™‚ï¸ |  | | |
| Clive, please hurry up on 20:06 - Apr 23 with 3495 views | Monkey_Roots |
I wonder if he’s found it really strange to go from his usual theme of horror and gore to happy, coming-of-age romantic comedy.
This could be a really odd report. | | | |
| Clive, please hurry up on 20:08 - Apr 23 with 3433 views | stainrods_elbow |
| Clive, please hurry up on 20:00 - Apr 23 by CateLeBonR |
GA said we'd get enough points. Not sure what you lot were so worried about 🤷ðŸ¼â€â™‚ï¸ |
He told us it was hopeless, but it wasn't hopeless, because football in general, and QPR in particular, are irrational, unknowable and insanely unpredictable. In our case, we couldn't be much more basket if we tried, so let's just laugh and cry at it all all the time. Anything can happen, and probably will. |  |
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| Clive, please hurry up on 20:18 - Apr 23 with 3385 views | CateLeBonR |
| Clive, please hurry up on 20:06 - Apr 23 by Monkey_Roots |
I wonder if he’s found it really strange to go from his usual theme of horror and gore to happy, coming-of-age romantic comedy.
This could be a really odd report. |
I think there'll be plenty of despair and rightly so. The hard work starts now. | | | |
| Clive, please hurry up on 20:33 - Apr 23 with 3270 views | Monkey_Roots |
An idea, in case you’re struggling for a inspirational quote:
Never on the field of championship football was so much gained by such low possession. | | | |
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| Clive, please hurry up on 20:36 - Apr 23 with 3244 views | aston_hoop |
"Possession is nine-tenths of the law but bloody pointless when you're playing a Gareth Ainsworth team" | |
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| Clive, please hurry up on 20:53 - Apr 23 with 3101 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
Hurry up Clive.
What are we not paying you for anyway? |  | | |
| Clive, please hurry up on 20:55 - Apr 23 with 3084 views | Monkey_Roots |
Clive out. | | | |
| Clive, please hurry up on 20:56 - Apr 23 with 3073 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
#AnnounceReport | | | |
| Clive, please hurry up on 21:01 - Apr 23 with 3015 views | WirralHoop |
He was sat behind me Saturday.
Concerned about making the train.
Maybe he's still waiting |  | | |
| Clive, please hurry up on 21:06 - Apr 23 with 2974 views | Lanhoop |
The lad is probably still mainlining paracetamol to stop the pneumatic drill inside his head. | | | |
| Clive, please hurry up on 21:08 - Apr 23 with 2946 views | Monkey_Roots |
He did say he would give us money if we got the points up at Burnley… maybe he’s done a Maxwell?
Robert, not Ghislaine :) | | | |
| Clive, please hurry up on 21:20 - Apr 23 with 2844 views | ManinBlack |
I think he will be reminding you all that every time we put on a good performance we follow it up with cack in the next game and he would be right.
We did well at West Brom then hopeless against Coventry, good against Watford then pathetic at Blackpool, did ok against Sheffield Utd then a disgrace at Fleetwood and this has been a running theme. May have to brace ourselves that a great win at Burnley spells tripe at Stoke. This team has real issues playing well two games running. [Post edited 23 Apr 2023 21:22]
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| Clive, please hurry up on 22:09 - Apr 23 with 2600 views | bellomatic |
At 19:54, I thought Monkey_Roots was jumping the gun, but at 22:07 things are getting desperate. Clive, perhaps you could publish in instalments, like Dickens? (The only comparable author in the last two centuries of British writing) | |
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| Clive, please hurry up on 22:10 - Apr 23 with 2593 views | kropotkin41 |
More like he'd already written the report, it was an amazing piece of writing - dark, funny, philosophical, and he just can't bear to spike it. |  |
| ‘morbid curiosity about where this is all going’ |
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| Clive, please hurry up on 22:12 - Apr 23 with 2574 views | joolsyp |
One of the advantages of living in Vancouver (8 hours behind UK time) is that when Clive releases the report at 2 a.m. your time I can sit back with a glass of red and savour every word ... |  | | |
| Clive, please hurry up on 23:51 - Apr 23 with 2329 views | Monkey_Roots |
| Clive, please hurry up on 22:12 - Apr 23 by joolsyp |
One of the advantages of living in Vancouver (8 hours behind UK time) is that when Clive releases the report at 2 a.m. your time I can sit back with a glass of red and savour every word ... |
It’s never too early for that red, go on treat yourself, it’s a great read ðŸ‘🼠| | | |
| Clive, please hurry up on 00:56 - Apr 24 with 2258 views | Loftgirl |
| Clive, please hurry up on 20:00 - Apr 23 by CateLeBonR |
GA said we'd get enough points. Not sure what you lot were so worried about 🤷ðŸ¼â€â™‚ï¸ |
Never in doubt. |  | | |
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