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Jonjo Voldermort 12:07 - Aug 15 with 3930 viewsJethroJack

....is seeing a psychologist.
Who would have THUNK it 😜
Point here & point there.
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Jonjo Voldermort on 12:16 - Aug 15 with 3891 viewsMeraki

Are you like 10 years old?
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Jonjo Voldermort on 12:23 - Aug 15 with 3872 viewsBLAZE

I remember hearing a story about him smashing his golf clubs up in the car park of a local golf club following a bad round. The guy has anger problems.
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Jonjo Voldermort on 12:26 - Aug 15 with 3860 viewsWhiterockin

Going to miss our match then, the shrink is bound to section him.
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Jonjo Voldermort on 12:49 - Aug 15 with 3779 viewsMeraki

Jonjo Voldermort on 12:26 - Aug 15 by Whiterockin

Going to miss our match then, the shrink is bound to section him.


He got sent off Sunday anyway :D
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Jonjo Voldermort on 12:50 - Aug 15 with 3777 viewsWhiterockin

Jonjo Voldermort on 12:49 - Aug 15 by Meraki

He got sent off Sunday anyway :D


Our match would be his 4th because of a cup game.
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Jonjo Voldermort on 12:51 - Aug 15 with 3767 viewsMeraki

Jonjo Voldermort on 12:50 - Aug 15 by Whiterockin

Our match would be his 4th because of a cup game.


Doh
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Jonjo Voldermort on 12:53 - Aug 15 with 3758 viewsMrSwerve

Don't you have to have a brain to see a psychologist?

Poll: Decision day - who wins the PL title?

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Jonjo Voldermort on 12:56 - Aug 15 with 3744 viewsMo_Wives

The Daily Mail have tracked her down...



Good luck, Mr Cooper

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Jonjo Voldermort on 13:52 - Aug 15 with 3636 viewsJethroJack

Jonjo Voldermort on 12:16 - Aug 15 by Meraki

Are you like 10 years old?


Why? Are you (like) seeing a psychologist?
If so, no offence intended.
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Jonjo Voldermort on 14:55 - Aug 15 with 3548 viewskarnataka

Jonjo Voldermort on 12:53 - Aug 15 by MrSwerve

Don't you have to have a brain to see a psychologist?


Maybe he's having a brain scan first, see what, if anything, they cam find.
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Jonjo Voldermort on 15:15 - Aug 15 with 3512 viewsMo_Wives

Jonjo Voldermort on 14:55 - Aug 15 by karnataka

Maybe he's having a brain scan first, see what, if anything, they cam find.


Had an image of him face down on the doctors examination table, trousers down, arse covered in jelly with a nurse running an ultrasound on his bum cheeks.

"Joost seein if we cannie find ya brain Mr Shelvey, pet"

Good luck, Mr Cooper

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Jonjo Voldermort on 16:06 - Aug 15 with 3452 viewskarnataka

Jonjo Voldermort on 15:15 - Aug 15 by Mo_Wives

Had an image of him face down on the doctors examination table, trousers down, arse covered in jelly with a nurse running an ultrasound on his bum cheeks.

"Joost seein if we cannie find ya brain Mr Shelvey, pet"


Reminds me of when I had an ultrasound scan on my bollox about this time last year. Nowt wrong with them, just fancied having it done. Oh, and there was a lump but it was ok.
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Jonjo Voldermort on 16:09 - Aug 15 with 3445 viewsMo_Wives

Jonjo Voldermort on 16:06 - Aug 15 by karnataka

Reminds me of when I had an ultrasound scan on my bollox about this time last year. Nowt wrong with them, just fancied having it done. Oh, and there was a lump but it was ok.


Wasn't Jonjo's brain, was it?

Good luck, Mr Cooper

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Jonjo Voldermort on 16:11 - Aug 15 with 3436 viewskarnataka

Jonjo Voldermort on 16:09 - Aug 15 by Mo_Wives

Wasn't Jonjo's brain, was it?


Couldn't have been, too big.
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Jonjo Voldermort on 16:32 - Aug 15 with 3398 viewsMo_Wives

Jonjo Voldermort on 16:11 - Aug 15 by karnataka

Couldn't have been, too big.



Good luck, Mr Cooper

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Jonjo Voldermort on 16:59 - Aug 15 with 3359 viewsjimmyquipment

Jonjo Voldermort on 12:56 - Aug 15 by Mo_Wives

The Daily Mail have tracked her down...




outstanding
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Jonjo Voldermort on 17:48 - Aug 15 with 3314 viewsoldcob

Jonjo Voldermort on 16:59 - Aug 15 by jimmyquipment

outstanding


Jonjo Shelvey. The worlds only living brain transplant donor.
[Post edited 16 Aug 2017 9:54]
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Jonjo Voldermort on 19:15 - Aug 15 with 3240 viewskarnataka

Jonjo Voldermort on 17:48 - Aug 15 by oldcob

Jonjo Shelvey. The worlds only living brain transplant donor.
[Post edited 16 Aug 2017 9:54]


Don't knock it, when it comes to selling your organs for cash, Jonjo's brain is worth more than anyone else's of course.
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Jonjo Voldermort on 19:20 - Aug 15 with 3227 viewsMo_Wives

Jonjo Voldermort on 19:15 - Aug 15 by karnataka

Don't knock it, when it comes to selling your organs for cash, Jonjo's brain is worth more than anyone else's of course.


Someone should photoshop his face onto the scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz.

Good luck, Mr Cooper

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Jonjo Voldermort on 19:33 - Aug 15 with 3200 viewsDafyddHuw

Jonjo Voldermort on 17:48 - Aug 15 by oldcob

Jonjo Shelvey. The worlds only living brain transplant donor.
[Post edited 16 Aug 2017 9:54]


"transport"?

From where to where?
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Jonjo Voldermort on 19:42 - Aug 15 with 3188 viewsMo_Wives

Jonjo Voldermort on 19:33 - Aug 15 by DafyddHuw

"transport"?

From where to where?


Transport donor sounds like the name of a delivery company that services kebab shops.

Good luck, Mr Cooper

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Jonjo Voldermort (n/t) on 22:07 - Aug 15 with 3099 viewsoldcob

Jonjo Voldermort on 19:42 - Aug 15 by Mo_Wives

Transport donor sounds like the name of a delivery company that services kebab shops.


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Jonjo Voldermort on 22:08 - Aug 15 with 3096 viewsoldcob

Jonjo Voldermort on 19:42 - Aug 15 by Mo_Wives

Transport donor sounds like the name of a delivery company that services kebab shops.


oops transplant I meant to put. doh
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Jonjo Voldermort on 23:41 - Aug 15 with 3049 viewsLiam

I hope he gets better.

Can always double as an uncle fester impersonator if football doesn't pan out.
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