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EFL Championship
Tuesday 3rd Nov 2020
Brentford Community Stadium
7pm KIck Off
Referee : STEPHEN MARTIN
Adam Crysell and Carl Fitch-Jackson
Fourth Official : Keith Stroud
Swansea City will visit the Thomas Frank care in the community stadium this week occupying second place in the EFL Championship. Brentford have only ever lost one game ever in the history of football at home and that was to PNE who are an I away from being wood. They lost that game 4-2 and although people didn’t dance in the streets of PINE afterwards they did venture out for a jig. Brentford are long time contenders for being not very good at getting promoted which means they are quite good, but not good enough. They get players cheaply and then sell them on for loads of money and nobody asks any questions where all the money goes. Brentford supporters are quite polite. A few seasons ago the Brentford hooligan group of around thirty people attacked a small club on the outskirts of Swansea or not that close. They were beaten back by four sixty plus year olds and a woman. Brentford are not hard.
Frank Thomas
Frank is originally from Denmark but he doesn’t know Jan Molby, he is 47 years of age but acts like he is 12. He twists his face around like a Danish gurner and makes up stories, like the person you know did something but even though it’s obvious they still lie. He is married to his grandmother which is something people called Frank do in a Denmark.
Frank Thomas, Brentford Manager.
Brentford, so what do we know ?
Brentford is in Hounslow which is in Brent, or maybe not, where there’s a river, it used to be called David but now it’s called Brentford which used to be in Middlesex. You can imagine how confused the locals are, especially with Frank banging his gums all the time talking a load of toilet. The only people in Brentford two hundred years ago were the Hardwick family, they interbred and made Brentford what it is today. Brentford is boring, in 1682 it is duly noted it rained and in 1642 there was a battle there, no doubt all the local hard men turned up and got battered by the Pensioners Militia ( over 65’s Walking sticks brigade) Brentford has to be the most boring town in Britain bar Motherwell and Kidwelly, both of whom are in Ireland.
This man fell asleep in Boring Brentford in 1986, he is still asleep.
Proof of how boring the town is ?
Well, Pocahontas lived in Brentford for about six months in a house on the site that is now the Royal Mail sorting office (next to Pets at home). Of course that’s the clincher, next to pets at bloody home. I mean Pocah bloody Hontas lived there for six months. The winter nights must fly by when that comes up in conversation. Oh hang on, William Shakespeare used to call in to some slummy old pub there on his way home apparently. I mean how much scraping of the barrel do you need to do ? One more ? Nell Gwyn ( MAY) have visited once. Joke place, joke town, joke manager, joke everything, Joke on the pitch, joke off it blah,blah,blah.
More later, I bet you can’t wait.
The more literate of the side have done a pre match day spread, no cheese sarnies though.
 Brentford v Swansea City : Ends 1-1, Referee Steve Martin's Comedy Encore 3rd Nov 2020 22:47Swansea had a stoppage-time effort ruled out as Brentford took a share of the points in an intriguing 1-1 Sky Bet Championship draw. Referee Steve Martin took centre stage when the last touch of the game gave the swans the three points, but once again Swansea found themselves on the end of another bizarre away referee decision. Thats four points snatched away from Swansea in the last minutes of an away game in two outings.  0
Ryan Bennett returns to the Swansea City defence for tonight’s meeting with Brentford, in the only change from the weekend win over Blackburn.
The defender comes into the side at the expense of Kyle Naughton, who drops to the bench.
The Swans are otherwise unchanged from the 2-0 win over Rovers, with Freddie Woodman in goal behind a back three of Bennett, Marc Guehi and Ben Cabango.
Connor Roberts and Jake Bidwell continue at wing-back, with Korey Smith and Jay Fulton paired together in midfield.
Yan Dhanda is given the chance to continue his fine form at number 10, with Jamal Lowe and skipper Andre Ayew leading the attack.
Brentford: David Raya, Henrick Dalsgaard, Ethan Pinnock, Charlie Goode, Rico Henry; Mathias Jensen, Josh Dasilva, Emiliano Marcondes; Bryan Mbuemo, Ivan Toney, Sam Ghoddos.
Substitutes: Luke Daniels, Dominic Thompson, Sergi Canos, Vitaly Janelt, Tariqe Fosu, Fin Stevens, Marcus Forss.
Swansea City: Freddie Woodman; Ben Cabango, Ryan Bennett, Marc Guehi; Connor Roberts, Korey Smith, Jay Fulton, Jake Bidwell; Yan Dhanda; Andre Ayew, Jamal Lowe.
Substitutes: Steven Benda, Ryan Manning, Kyle Naughton, Matt Grimes, Wayne Routledge, Kasey Palmer, Viktor Gyokeres.
Referee: Stephen Martin
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| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 19:55 - Nov 3 with 1483 views | Brynmill_Jack |
| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 19:54 - Nov 3 by AnotherJohn |
Disappointing on the balance of play. |
I hope they get a bit angry about it in the dressing room, come out and annihilate them |  |
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| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 20:08 - Nov 3 with 1368 views | Thornburyswan |
| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 19:44 - Nov 3 by 34dfgdf54 |
I’ve seen enough already to know we will be competitive.
We have battered them. Problem is we can’t score when are on top, nowhere near clinical enough despite playing very well. |
Good point RJ, just slightly concerned that our confidence might take a hit if this turns into a 3/4 goal loss. |  | | |
| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 20:17 - Nov 3 with 1312 views | KeithHaynes |
| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 20:08 - Nov 3 by Thornburyswan |
Good point RJ, just slightly concerned that our confidence might take a hit if this turns into a 3/4 goal loss. |
Cant see it, just need to take a chance. |  |
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| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 20:19 - Nov 3 with 1300 views | Highjack |
Dhanda seems way off the pace tonight. |  |
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| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 20:20 - Nov 3 with 1290 views | Fireboy2 |
| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 20:19 - Nov 3 by Highjack |
Dhanda seems way off the pace tonight. |
Get palmer on to terrorise the b@stards |  | | |
| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 20:22 - Nov 3 with 1272 views | Badlands |
Lowe doesn't strike me as a natural footballer. |  |
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| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 20:22 - Nov 3 with 1270 views | KeithHaynes |
Palmer on in a minute. | |
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| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 20:25 - Nov 3 with 1241 views | pencoedjack |
| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 20:19 - Nov 3 by Highjack |
Dhanda seems way off the pace tonight. |
I have Brentford commentary they are very complimentary about him.
Also though he was playing well. |  | | |
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| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 20:25 - Nov 3 with 1245 views | Badlands |
Fulton off! For Grimes!!
Brentford will spend the rest of the night getting free kicks. | |
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| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 20:27 - Nov 3 with 1225 views | Fireboy2 |
| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 20:25 - Nov 3 by Badlands |
Fulton off! For Grimes!!
Brentford will spend the rest of the night getting free kicks. |
Cmon give him a chance, surprised that palmer isnt on.
Edit, hes on now😠[Post edited 3 Nov 2020 20:28]
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| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 20:29 - Nov 3 with 1209 views | KeithHaynes |
| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 20:27 - Nov 3 by Fireboy2 |
Cmon give him a chance, surprised that palmer isnt on.
Edit, hes on now😠[Post edited 3 Nov 2020 20:28]
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poor decision. | |
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| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 20:29 - Nov 3 with 1200 views | Highjack |
This ref is falling for every Brentford dive. | |
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| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 20:30 - Nov 3 with 1194 views | onehunglow |
| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 20:22 - Nov 3 by Badlands |
Lowe doesn't strike me as a natural footballer. |
He s not a striker.Our loan striker is on the bench | |
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| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 20:32 - Nov 3 with 1179 views | Fireboy2 |
A little bit of good news, sheff wed are beating bmouth and bmouth are down to 10 men. | | | |
| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 20:33 - Nov 3 with 1162 views | onehunglow |
Doesnt affect us at all. File under notarsed | |
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| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 20:34 - Nov 3 with 1150 views | Badlands |
3 subs
No change of formation.
More of the same. | |
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| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 20:35 - Nov 3 with 1135 views | onehunglow |
Grime is not really a footballer to my thinking | |
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| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 20:37 - Nov 3 with 1122 views | onehunglow |
This ref is pretty shocking to me. | |
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| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 20:40 - Nov 3 with 1081 views | theloneranger |
Ayewwww 1-1 |  |
| Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎 |
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| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 20:41 - Nov 3 with 1073 views | onehunglow |
Grimes.Right foot.Well done son | |
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| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 20:43 - Nov 3 with 1035 views | KeithHaynes |
Ref is awful, but only one winner now. | |
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| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 20:45 - Nov 3 with 1012 views | onehunglow |
Brentford players like Paper in Fire | |
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| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 20:49 - Nov 3 with 964 views | NotLoyal |
Too open for my liking, take a point. Gyokeres doesn't impress me. But maybe if he gets one chance,. We might see a player. | |
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| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 20:50 - Nov 3 with 947 views | onehunglow |
A balls out striker really is all we are missing | |
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| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 20:51 - Nov 3 with 935 views | swancity |
| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 20:34 - Nov 3 by Badlands |
3 subs
No change of formation.
More of the same. |
Three subs means it’s not more of the same
Give it a rest | |
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