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EFL Championship
Tuesday 3rd Nov 2020
Brentford Community Stadium
7pm KIck Off
Referee : STEPHEN MARTIN
Adam Crysell and Carl Fitch-Jackson
Fourth Official : Keith Stroud
Swansea City will visit the Thomas Frank care in the community stadium this week occupying second place in the EFL Championship. Brentford have only ever lost one game ever in the history of football at home and that was to PNE who are an I away from being wood. They lost that game 4-2 and although people didn’t dance in the streets of PINE afterwards they did venture out for a jig. Brentford are long time contenders for being not very good at getting promoted which means they are quite good, but not good enough. They get players cheaply and then sell them on for loads of money and nobody asks any questions where all the money goes. Brentford supporters are quite polite. A few seasons ago the Brentford hooligan group of around thirty people attacked a small club on the outskirts of Swansea or not that close. They were beaten back by four sixty plus year olds and a woman. Brentford are not hard.
Frank Thomas
Frank is originally from Denmark but he doesn’t know Jan Molby, he is 47 years of age but acts like he is 12. He twists his face around like a Danish gurner and makes up stories, like the person you know did something but even though it’s obvious they still lie. He is married to his grandmother which is something people called Frank do in a Denmark.
Frank Thomas, Brentford Manager.
Brentford, so what do we know ?
Brentford is in Hounslow which is in Brent, or maybe not, where there’s a river, it used to be called David but now it’s called Brentford which used to be in Middlesex. You can imagine how confused the locals are, especially with Frank banging his gums all the time talking a load of toilet. The only people in Brentford two hundred years ago were the Hardwick family, they interbred and made Brentford what it is today. Brentford is boring, in 1682 it is duly noted it rained and in 1642 there was a battle there, no doubt all the local hard men turned up and got battered by the Pensioners Militia ( over 65’s Walking sticks brigade) Brentford has to be the most boring town in Britain bar Motherwell and Kidwelly, both of whom are in Ireland.
This man fell asleep in Boring Brentford in 1986, he is still asleep.
Proof of how boring the town is ?
Well, Pocahontas lived in Brentford for about six months in a house on the site that is now the Royal Mail sorting office (next to Pets at home). Of course that’s the clincher, next to pets at bloody home. I mean Pocah bloody Hontas lived there for six months. The winter nights must fly by when that comes up in conversation. Oh hang on, William Shakespeare used to call in to some slummy old pub there on his way home apparently. I mean how much scraping of the barrel do you need to do ? One more ? Nell Gwyn ( MAY) have visited once. Joke place, joke town, joke manager, joke everything, Joke on the pitch, joke off it blah,blah,blah.
More later, I bet you can’t wait.
The more literate of the side have done a pre match day spread, no cheese sarnies though.
 Brentford v Swansea City : Ends 1-1, Referee Steve Martin's Comedy Encore 3rd Nov 2020 22:47Swansea had a stoppage-time effort ruled out as Brentford took a share of the points in an intriguing 1-1 Sky Bet Championship draw. Referee Steve Martin took centre stage when the last touch of the game gave the swans the three points, but once again Swansea found themselves on the end of another bizarre away referee decision. Thats four points snatched away from Swansea in the last minutes of an away game in two outings.  0
Ryan Bennett returns to the Swansea City defence for tonight’s meeting with Brentford, in the only change from the weekend win over Blackburn.
The defender comes into the side at the expense of Kyle Naughton, who drops to the bench.
The Swans are otherwise unchanged from the 2-0 win over Rovers, with Freddie Woodman in goal behind a back three of Bennett, Marc Guehi and Ben Cabango.
Connor Roberts and Jake Bidwell continue at wing-back, with Korey Smith and Jay Fulton paired together in midfield.
Yan Dhanda is given the chance to continue his fine form at number 10, with Jamal Lowe and skipper Andre Ayew leading the attack.
Brentford: David Raya, Henrick Dalsgaard, Ethan Pinnock, Charlie Goode, Rico Henry; Mathias Jensen, Josh Dasilva, Emiliano Marcondes; Bryan Mbuemo, Ivan Toney, Sam Ghoddos.
Substitutes: Luke Daniels, Dominic Thompson, Sergi Canos, Vitaly Janelt, Tariqe Fosu, Fin Stevens, Marcus Forss.
Swansea City: Freddie Woodman; Ben Cabango, Ryan Bennett, Marc Guehi; Connor Roberts, Korey Smith, Jay Fulton, Jake Bidwell; Yan Dhanda; Andre Ayew, Jamal Lowe.
Substitutes: Steven Benda, Ryan Manning, Kyle Naughton, Matt Grimes, Wayne Routledge, Kasey Palmer, Viktor Gyokeres.
Referee: Stephen Martin
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| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 20:52 - Nov 3 with 1463 views | KeithHaynes |
I like Ryan Bennett, trench bloke. |  |
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| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 20:53 - Nov 3 with 1451 views | onehunglow |
He is what we've been missing and should be captain |  |
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| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 20:55 - Nov 3 with 1414 views | Fireboy2 |
| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 20:51 - Nov 3 by swancity |
Three subs means it’s not more of the same
Give it a rest |
Exactly, if the system is working why change it, three fresh players in vital positions to keep up the pressure. |  | | |
| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 20:56 - Nov 3 with 1409 views | NotLoyal |
This is a solid team, no doubt about it. | |
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| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 20:56 - Nov 3 with 1409 views | onehunglow |
Jeez,Doesnt Woody make you sweat. Never seen such a coward in goal. | |
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| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 21:01 - Nov 3 with 1337 views | Brynmill_Jack |
| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 20:56 - Nov 3 by onehunglow |
Jeez,Doesnt Woody make you sweat. Never seen such a coward in goal. |
Was that offside? What a pity, it would have really p*ssed frank off. A very good point |  |
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| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 21:01 - Nov 3 with 1330 views | KeithHaynes |
Offside ?
Really ? | |
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| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 21:02 - Nov 3 with 1320 views | Brynmill_Jack |
| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 21:01 - Nov 3 by KeithHaynes |
Offside ?
Really ? |
That’s what I was saying | |
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| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 21:03 - Nov 3 with 1292 views | Andy1300 |
Good point that but possibly should have won it |  |
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| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 21:03 - Nov 3 with 1288 views | KeithHaynes |
Very impressed, solid and organized. Best in the league from what I have seen. More to come. | |
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| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 21:04 - Nov 3 with 1272 views | nantywatcher |
| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 20:56 - Nov 3 by onehunglow |
Jeez,Doesnt Woody make you sweat. Never seen such a coward in goal. |
Is there a poorer keeper in the football league?.Just awful. | | | |
| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 21:04 - Nov 3 with 1272 views | thornabyswan |
| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 21:02 - Nov 3 by Brynmill_Jack |
That’s what I was saying |
Played well good point could of been 3 but we have a decent side now who give 100% | |
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| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 21:05 - Nov 3 with 1263 views | AnotherJohn |
Good point, but you can't help thinking that if we had a good striker alongside Ayew we'd have a real chance of staying near the top. Would have been interesting to see a VAR review of that late offside goal. Tight. | | | |
| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 21:06 - Nov 3 with 1245 views | Fireboy2 |
| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 20:32 - Nov 3 by Fireboy2 |
A little bit of good news, sheff wed are beating bmouth and bmouth are down to 10 men. |
If blackburn hold boro tonight's games have gone pretty well for us.
Now bring on narrich, international break so let's go for it. | | | |
| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 21:06 - Nov 3 with 1243 views | Brynmill_Jack |
| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 21:04 - Nov 3 by nantywatcher |
Is there a poorer keeper in the football league?.Just awful. |
If we go up take Brentfords keeper off them . He made some crucial saves tonight and very comfortable with ball at feet | |
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| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 21:07 - Nov 3 with 1232 views | 34dfgdf54 |
Gyokeres getting stick on twitter but he impressed me when he came on, I’d actually feel comfortable with him starting Saturday to give Lowe a breather who didn’t look as sharp today. |  | | |
| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 21:07 - Nov 3 with 1231 views | Thornburyswan |
| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 21:05 - Nov 3 by AnotherJohn |
Good point, but you can't help thinking that if we had a good striker alongside Ayew we'd have a real chance of staying near the top. Would have been interesting to see a VAR review of that late offside goal. Tight. |
This - wonder if Cooper can find another Brewster in Jan. | | | |
| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 21:08 - Nov 3 with 1207 views | swancity |
| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 20:55 - Nov 3 by Fireboy2 |
Exactly, if the system is working why change it, three fresh players in vital positions to keep up the pressure. |
Yep just shows that some will find anything to moan about | |
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| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 21:21 - Nov 3 with 1106 views | KeithHaynes |
| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 21:08 - Nov 3 by swancity |
Yep just shows that some will find anything to moan about |
He didn't put a foot wrong. | |
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| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 21:21 - Nov 3 with 1103 views | felixstowe_jack |
| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 21:04 - Nov 3 by nantywatcher |
Is there a poorer keeper in the football league?.Just awful. |
Some of our fans never stop moaning last year Cooper was the worst manager in the championship and Roberts was useless. This year the team is playing well let's have a go at the keeper who got us out of the shit last game making a great save after naughton's weak header.
The team did well again today coming from a goal down. | |
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| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 21:24 - Nov 3 with 1083 views | KeithHaynes |
| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 21:21 - Nov 3 by felixstowe_jack |
Some of our fans never stop moaning last year Cooper was the worst manager in the championship and Roberts was useless. This year the team is playing well let's have a go at the keeper who got us out of the shit last game making a great save after naughton's weak header.
The team did well again today coming from a goal down. |
It displayed guts and pride, that's all any of us should ASK. | |
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| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 21:33 - Nov 3 with 1025 views | DwightYorkeSuperstar |
Once again we played very well. Hopefully this continues throughout the season as we look to be the best side in the league from what I have watched so far. |  |
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| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 21:33 - Nov 3 with 1025 views | Highjack |
| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 21:07 - Nov 3 by 34dfgdf54 |
Gyokeres getting stick on twitter but he impressed me when he came on, I’d actually feel comfortable with him starting Saturday to give Lowe a breather who didn’t look as sharp today. |
Why the hell would any “fan” abuse a player on twitter. Sad little bog trolls. |  |
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| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 21:36 - Nov 3 with 1013 views | Highjack |
It seems Mr Woodman is established as this years escaped goat despite numerous clean sheets and only conceding four goals, none of which he could have done much about. | |
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| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 21:37 - Nov 3 with 1005 views | Fireboy2 |
| Brentford v Swansea City : Matchday Thread TEAM NEWS ! on 21:33 - Nov 3 by DwightYorkeSuperstar |
Once again we played very well. Hopefully this continues throughout the season as we look to be the best side in the league from what I have watched so far. |
I've had to get up after falling from my seat. | | | |
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