| Keep it going it’s down to you ! 🔴🌶 10:16 - Sep 15 with 3715 views | KeithHaynes |
She fell in love with a musician and got played !
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| Keep it going it’s down to you ! on 10:20 - Sep 15 with 2763 views | Catullus |
he had a rovin' eye and so he strayed |  |
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| Keep it going it’s down to you ! on 10:30 - Sep 15 with 2739 views | onehunglow |
Sorry Keith,I'm lost
Am I thick? | |
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| Keep it going it’s down to you ! on 10:49 - Sep 15 with 2729 views | Joesus_Of_Narbereth |
Someone set me up for a blind date but i missed it because I couldn’t see my watch. |  |
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| Keep it going it’s down to you ! on 11:13 - Sep 15 with 2721 views | builthjack |
| Keep it going it’s down to you ! on 10:49 - Sep 15 by Joesus_Of_Narbereth |
Someone set me up for a blind date but i missed it because I couldn’t see my watch. |
Russ came to town, let’s hope it’s not a botch |  |
| Swansea Indepenent Poster Of The Year 2021. Dr P / Mart66 / Roathie / Parlay / E20/ Duffle was 2nd, but he is deluded and thinks in his little twisted brain that he won. Poor sod. We let him win this year, as he has cried for a whole year. His 14 usernames, bless his cotton socks.
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| Keep it going it’s down to you ! on 12:27 - Sep 15 with 2681 views | Joesus_Of_Narbereth |
I met a girl who’s father is a keeper of exotic birds. It must run in the family because she loves a cockatoo. | |
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| Keep it going it’s down to you ! on 15:21 - Sep 15 with 2639 views | Flashberryjack |
She was only the Welders daughter, but she had Acetylene tits. |  |
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| Keep it going it’s down to you ! on 18:22 - Sep 15 with 2567 views | Joesus_Of_Narbereth |
I tried to con a radiologist but she saw straight through me. | |
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| Keep it going it’s down to you ! on 18:27 - Sep 15 with 2561 views | onehunglow |
I get it now.
Far too many profane ,double entendres here
Yiu should all be ashamed  | |
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| Keep it going it’s down to you ! on 07:14 - Sep 16 with 2422 views | alltjack |
She was only the Admirals daughter, but her Naval Base was full of discharged Seamen | | | |
| Keep it going it’s down to you ! on 10:41 - Sep 16 with 2365 views | Joesus_Of_Narbereth |
I said to my wife “I’m going down the pub, get your coat on.”
She said “aww that’s sweet you haven’t taken me out in ages”
I said “I’m not taking you out I’m switching off the central heating while I’m gone.” | |
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| Keep it going it’s down to you ! on 15:23 - Sep 16 with 2281 views | KeithHaynes |
She fell in love with a butcher but couldn’t eat all his meat. | |
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| Keep it going it’s down to you ! 🔴🌶 on 15:30 - Sep 16 with 2261 views | Flashberryjack |
She was only the mechanics daughter, but she loved the smell of Benzol. | |
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| Keep it going it’s down to you ! 🔴🌶 on 16:26 - Sep 16 with 2212 views | theloneranger |
“If they’re making cakes for divorces.
Why not ‘Happy Menopause!’ cakes??
‘Mmm, it’s a bit dry.
Why is there no jam?
Have you run out of eggs?’ |  |
| Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎 |
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| Keep it going it’s down to you ! on 23:34 - Sep 16 with 2093 views | Catullus |
| Keep it going it’s down to you ! on 15:23 - Sep 16 by KeithHaynes |
She fell in love with a butcher but couldn’t eat all his meat. |
She liked a jumbo sausage but he only had a chipolata?
Boy has this thread gone sideways. | |
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| Keep it going it’s down to you ! 🔴🌶 on 18:27 - Sep 18 with 1840 views | shingle |
And she then devised a way to walk backwards and forwards at the same time. | | | |
| Keep it going it’s down to you ! 🔴🌶 on 12:50 - Sep 20 with 1675 views | GixerJack |
My girlfriend came on her bike, bloody embarrassing it was |  | | |
| Keep it going it’s down to you ! 🔴🌶 on 16:41 - Sep 20 with 1662 views | Joesus_Of_Narbereth |
There was a little note on my car the other day, it said “parking fine”.
It’s always nice to receive compliments about my driving. | |
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| Keep it going it’s down to you ! 🔴🌶 on 23:54 - Sep 20 with 1608 views | lifelong |
Went to the doctors last week told him I had a strawberry and some custard in my left ear, he told me I was a trifle deaf. |  | | |
| Keep it going it’s down to you ! 🔴🌶 on 11:20 - Sep 21 with 1562 views | howenjack |
I went to the doctor's and told him I kept dreaming that I was a set of curtains .
He told me to pull myself together. | | | |
| Keep it going it’s down to you ! 🔴🌶 on 11:25 - Sep 21 with 1559 views | howenjack |
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
"It's alright love you can keep the tip . " | | | |
| Keep it going it’s down to you ! 🔴🌶 on 14:51 - Sep 21 with 1523 views | KeithHaynes |
She married the gardener.
But he turned out to be a worm. | |
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| Keep it going it’s down to you ! 🔴🌶 on 20:11 - Sep 21 with 1478 views | onehunglow |
Now as I was young and easy under the Apple boughs
About the listing house and happy as the grass was green
The night above the dingle starry
Time let me hail and climb
Golden in the heydays of his eyes
Come on y know | |
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| Keep it going it’s down to you ! 🔴🌶 on 21:02 - Sep 21 with 1452 views | KeithHaynes |
She married a painter.
But they were always in.
Come one ! | |
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| Keep it going it’s down to you ! 🔴🌶 on 17:10 - Sep 22 with 1394 views | howenjack |
I used to be a post man once ......well it was better than walking the streets
I was an undertaker once , the problem was it was a dying trade. | | | |
| Keep it going it’s down to you ! 🔴🌶 on 17:46 - Sep 22 with 1382 views | theloneranger |
“You may be a cunning linguist, but I’m a master debater.”
Famous Pub Sign ...
“Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.” | |
| Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎 |
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