| Anne Boleyn 18:38 - Oct 31 with 1825 views | Highjack |
To be played by actress Jodie Turner Smith in new channel five series. Rumours are abound that Henry VIII will be played by Warwick Davis and Jackie Chan will reprise his role as Thomas Cromwell. She is very beautiful, you can see why Henry was so determined to break away from the Pope in Rome (Patricia Routledge).
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| Anne Boleyn on 18:53 - Oct 31 with 1802 views | Catullus |
I've heard she's going to play it with a thick Yprkshire accent and a ferret up her skirts. Warwick Davis was going to play Henrybut apparently it's not Tenable so he can't. Chan insists on doing his own stunts but apparently isn't keen on the idea of being hit by an axe several times like the original Cromwell and has requested Li Keqiang be his body double...and a very sharp axe is used. |  |
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| Anne Boleyn on 18:57 - Oct 31 with 1800 views | britferry |
Is Chisora playing Thomas Wolsey???
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| Anne Boleyn on 19:30 - Oct 31 with 1776 views | Highjack |
| Anne Boleyn on 18:57 - Oct 31 by britferry |
Is Chisora playing Thomas Wolsey???
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No, Cardinal Wolsey was a deeply spiritual and Christian man so that part has inevitably gone to Dame Edna Everage. | |
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| Anne Boleyn on 19:48 - Oct 31 with 1771 views | Catullus |
| Anne Boleyn on 19:30 - Oct 31 by Highjack |
No, Cardinal Wolsey was a deeply spiritual and Christian man so that part has inevitably gone to Dame Edna Everage. |
Oh, I expected Russell Brand. | |
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| Anne Boleyn on 19:57 - Oct 31 with 1757 views | Dr_Parnassus |
That’s funny you mentioned Warwick Davis.
I was going to make the point earlier that Warwick Davis is rumoured to be playing Kobe Bryant in the latest basketball movie.
I wonder when/if this nonsense is going to stop? I can only hope society is going to wake up one day and realise the utter embarrassing parody it has become.
It will be gender next on the list. Martin Luther King is going to be played by Sandra Bullock and Winston Churchill played by Whoopi Goldberg. Welcome to 2020. |  |
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| Anne Boleyn on 20:10 - Oct 31 with 1746 views | Highjack |
I thought it was stupid when Mel Gibson played William Wallace. | |
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| Anne Boleyn on 20:34 - Oct 31 with 1731 views | britferry |
she won't be having her head cut off, that just wouldn't be right in this day and age, instead she moves to a golden castle and lives happily ever after | |
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| Anne Boleyn on 20:39 - Oct 31 with 1726 views | Flashberryjack |
| Anne Boleyn on 20:34 - Oct 31 by britferry |
she won't be having her head cut off, that just wouldn't be right in this day and age, instead she moves to a golden castle and lives happily ever after |
If they cut her head off, there'll be much rioting and looting. |  |
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| Anne Boleyn on 20:49 - Oct 31 with 1719 views | Joe_bradshaw |
| Anne Boleyn on 20:39 - Oct 31 by Flashberryjack |
If they cut her head off, there'll be much rioting and looting. |
Only if the police do the cutting. |  |
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| Anne Boleyn on 22:05 - Oct 31 with 1695 views | Highjack |
| Anne Boleyn on 20:34 - Oct 31 by britferry |
she won't be having her head cut off, that just wouldn't be right in this day and age, instead she moves to a golden castle and lives happily ever after |
That’s what happened to Catherine of Aragon until she got heart cancer. | |
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| Anne Boleyn on 23:56 - Oct 31 with 1660 views | Highjack |
| Anne Boleyn on 22:05 - Oct 31 by Highjack |
That’s what happened to Catherine of Aragon until she got heart cancer. |
Obviously the jury is out as to whether her preferential treatment was to do with the fact she was white or because she was the daughter of the king of Spain. | |
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| Anne Boleyn on 01:15 - Nov 1 with 1647 views | FieryJack |
Yawn.
Christ, you reactionary types are so damned predictable and boring.
I'm not a fan of black Ann Boleyns, but, jeez, i might just be after you lot have finished making your lame "jokes". |  | | |
| Anne Boleyn on 01:19 - Nov 1 with 1639 views | Highjack |
| Anne Boleyn on 01:15 - Nov 1 by FieryJack |
Yawn.
Christ, you reactionary types are so damned predictable and boring.
I'm not a fan of black Ann Boleyns, but, jeez, i might just be after you lot have finished making your lame "jokes". |
Alright alright, don’t lose your head. | |
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| Anne Boleyn on 09:09 - Nov 1 with 1604 views | Lohengrin |
| Anne Boleyn on 01:15 - Nov 1 by FieryJack |
Yawn.
Christ, you reactionary types are so damned predictable and boring.
I'm not a fan of black Ann Boleyns, but, jeez, i might just be after you lot have finished making your lame "jokes". |
C’mon now Fiery, there’s hours of fun to be had with this latest craze for colour-blind casting. Aren’t you looking forward to seeing ‘I ain’t gettin’ on no plane, fool: Mr T in Tinseltown’ starring D J Qualls? 
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| Anne Boleyn on 11:30 - Nov 1 with 1567 views | Vincent_Vega |
I wonder what the reaction would be if they cast Tom hardy to play Jesse Owens? Look you can cast whoever to play whatever, they’re adult pretenders but if you claim it to be historically accurate and then cast an actor/actress that looks nothing like them well it loses it validity somewhat |  |
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| Anne Boleyn on 11:37 - Nov 1 with 1564 views | Catullus |
| Anne Boleyn on 01:15 - Nov 1 by FieryJack |
Yawn.
Christ, you reactionary types are so damned predictable and boring.
I'm not a fan of black Ann Boleyns, but, jeez, i might just be after you lot have finished making your lame "jokes". |
Isn't the lame joke that it's ok for a black erson to play a white role but not ok for a white person to play a black role?
Equality eh, the most lame joke of all. | |
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| Anne Boleyn on 11:38 - Nov 1 with 1563 views | Neath_Jack |
| Anne Boleyn on 11:37 - Nov 1 by Catullus |
Isn't the lame joke that it's ok for a black erson to play a white role but not ok for a white person to play a black role?
Equality eh, the most lame joke of all. |
Oooops!
https://www.huffingtonpost.co. |  |
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| Anne Boleyn on 11:42 - Nov 1 with 1560 views | Catullus |
That's from 2017, I know you haven't missed what's gone on these last few years. | |
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| Anne Boleyn on 12:09 - Nov 1 with 1546 views | Neath_Jack |
| Anne Boleyn on 11:42 - Nov 1 by Catullus |
That's from 2017, I know you haven't missed what's gone on these last few years. |
Oh right, i didn't realise your statement was time restricted. | |
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| Anne Boleyn on 21:22 - Nov 1 with 1484 views | britferry |
Never catch a Welshman blacking up to win an oscar or anything 
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| Anne Boleyn on 22:11 - May 31 with 988 views | britferry |
I knew we'd done this earlier | |
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| Anne Boleyn on 23:06 - May 31 with 938 views | KeithHaynes |
Where is Highjack ? |  |
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