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Try this Stateside humur 02:19 - Jan 4 with 2342 viewsDavillin

Surviving an Attack from a Liberal...Hint Number 142:

If you're being attacked by a group of liberals and one of them throws a grenade at you, calmly pick up the grenade...Pull The Pin...and toss it back.

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[p.s. Never mind the source. Just enjoy the funny part.]

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Try this Stateside humur on 02:24 - Jan 4 with 1940 viewsHumpty

Which bit?
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Try this Stateside humur on 09:47 - Jan 4 with 1868 viewsdickythorpe

Doesn't quite travel across the pond Dav.
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Try this Stateside humur on 09:50 - Jan 4 with 1859 viewsunion_jack

Well I got it Dav!

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Try this Stateside humur on 09:56 - Jan 4 with 1852 viewsClinton

There was a comedy on last night called Revolting. Hit and miss sketches but made me laugh. Particularly the 'Real Wives of Isis' sketch, two of them turned up to the flat wearing the same style of suicide vest. Ooooh the bitching, straight onto Instagram they were.

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Try this Stateside humur on 09:57 - Jan 4 with 1851 viewsLohengrin

Try this Stateside humur on 09:50 - Jan 4 by union_jack

Well I got it Dav!


Me too.

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Try this Stateside humur on 11:08 - Jan 4 with 1791 viewsPegojack

Hi Dav, got any jokes about surviving an attack from the KKK?
Or the American police, if you're black and unarmed?
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There was a comedy on last night called Revolting. Hit and miss sketches but made me laugh. Particularly the 'Real Wives of Isis' sketch, two of them turned up to the flat wearing the same style of suicide vest. Ooooh the bitching, straight onto Instagram they were.


Where may one find this sketch show? Sounds right up my street.

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Try this Stateside humur on 17:07 - Jan 4 with 1679 viewsbritferry

this made me laugh earlier


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Try this Stateside humur on 17:10 - Jan 4 with 1670 viewsblueytheblue

Try this Stateside humur on 11:08 - Jan 4 by Pegojack

Hi Dav, got any jokes about surviving an attack from the KKK?
Or the American police, if you're black and unarmed?
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Or armed black Americans, if you're also black?

I mean, you'd think Black Lives Matter would care about all Black lives, regardless of who kills them, wouldn't you?

EDIT :

And of course, when compared to the percentages demographically, disproportionately more white men are killed as a result of incidents with police. Still, I guess that's irrelevant to some.
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Try this Stateside humur on 17:48 - Jan 4 with 1644 viewsLohengrin

Try this Stateside humur on 17:10 - Jan 4 by blueytheblue

Or armed black Americans, if you're also black?

I mean, you'd think Black Lives Matter would care about all Black lives, regardless of who kills them, wouldn't you?

EDIT :

And of course, when compared to the percentages demographically, disproportionately more white men are killed as a result of incidents with police. Still, I guess that's irrelevant to some.
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Try this Stateside humur on 18:17 - Jan 4 with 1615 viewsThursday

Now, just what sort of idiot would throw the pin back?
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Try this Stateside humur on 18:24 - Jan 4 with 1604 viewsClinton

Try this Stateside humur on 16:45 - Jan 4 by union_jack

Where may one find this sketch show? Sounds right up my street.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b087vhpz/revolting-episode-1

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Try this Stateside humur on 18:27 - Jan 4 with 1595 viewsClinton

Try this Stateside humur on 17:10 - Jan 4 by blueytheblue

Or armed black Americans, if you're also black?

I mean, you'd think Black Lives Matter would care about all Black lives, regardless of who kills them, wouldn't you?

EDIT :

And of course, when compared to the percentages demographically, disproportionately more white men are killed as a result of incidents with police. Still, I guess that's irrelevant to some.
[Post edited 4 Jan 2017 17:14]


Have you got a link to the demographic percentages please?

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Try this Stateside humur on 18:41 - Jan 4 with 1571 viewsDarran

Ebo would have thrown it back again.

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Try this Stateside humur on 18:43 - Jan 4 with 1567 viewsblueytheblue

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Have you got a link to the demographic percentages please?


And spoil the fun for you of doing research yourself, independently?

EDIT:

Bit snarky there. From memory, it was an article in a Murican paper online. It was one of the quality ones, not the National Enquirer type garbage. Can't for the life of me remember which one it was now. Would have been around a year ago?
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Try this Stateside humur on 18:43 - Jan 4 by blueytheblue

And spoil the fun for you of doing research yourself, independently?

EDIT:

Bit snarky there. From memory, it was an article in a Murican paper online. It was one of the quality ones, not the National Enquirer type garbage. Can't for the life of me remember which one it was now. Would have been around a year ago?
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Here you go, posted it before .......

"Show data here, can't comment on his second comment

https://ucr.fbi.gov/crime-in-the-u.s/2011/crime-in-the-u.s.-2011/tables/table-43
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/dec/31/the-counted-police-killings-2015

Used the 2011 FBI stats as they are the most complete, although Hispanic and White have been combined, so you could take 14% estimate of violent crime caused which seems around the expected mark from department of justice victim report review 2014. Also focus is on violent crime which is most likely to elicit an armed response.

So:

Black:
Killed by police total 2015: 300 (26.5% of total killed by police)
Percentage contribution to violent crimes : 38.3%

White:
Killed by police total 2015: 577. (51% of total killed by police)
Percentage contribution to violent crimes : 45.4% high estimate.

Hispanic:
Killed by police total 2015: 197 (17% of total killed by police)
Percentage contribution to violent crimes : 14% low estimate.

Rough figures, but from official data, and a left lined source, so trying to remove any perceived conservative bias.

Also, a good link for just statistics and charts, ignoring the conclusion......
https://infogr.am/Black-34991937313

Edit: The odd thing is, after looking at the non violent added, there is very little difference between percentage of deaths at hands of police than the actual crime percentage."

Oddly the pattern is very much similar on a quick scan of 2016 stats of police shootings per race. It takes a while to root out accidental death and natural causes in custody...something the BLM matter movement do not seem to like doing when presenting figures.
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---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hypocritically hypocritical !

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Try this Stateside humur on 18:49 - Jan 4 with 1548 viewsLord_Bony

Am loving the post op pics Dav.

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Try this Stateside humur on 19:15 - Jan 4 with 1503 viewsexiledclaseboy

To quote the estimable Edward Elizabeth Hitler: "I got it. I just didn't think it was funny".
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Try this Stateside humur on 12:45 - Jan 5 with 1368 viewsDarran

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There was a comedy on last night called Revolting. Hit and miss sketches but made me laugh. Particularly the 'Real Wives of Isis' sketch, two of them turned up to the flat wearing the same style of suicide vest. Ooooh the bitching, straight onto Instagram they were.


lol


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lol


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4090422/A-BBC-comedy-sketch-Real-Housewi




Brilliant. Well done BBC for once.

Probably be axed now though.

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Try this Stateside humur on 16:23 - Jan 5 with 1276 viewsdailew

Have to ckeck that series out. Same blokes that did The Revolution Will Be Televised.


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Try this Stateside humur on 11:08 - Jan 4 by Pegojack

Hi Dav, got any jokes about surviving an attack from the KKK?
Or the American police, if you're black and unarmed?
[Post edited 4 Jan 2017 11:08]


All lives matter.
Even Dave Jones.

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Try this Stateside humur on 00:04 - Jan 6 with 1160 viewsDavillin

Try this Stateside humur on 11:08 - Jan 4 by Pegojack

Hi Dav, got any jokes about surviving an attack from the KKK?
Or the American police, if you're black and unarmed?
[Post edited 4 Jan 2017 11:08]


Your post is not even remotely funny if that was your intent. In fact, it is insulting.

The KKK is virtually extinct, kept alive only by a rabid media which uses anything they can pick up with tweezers to make non-progressives look bad.

I don't have numbers, but I wouldn't be surprised if U.S. KKK membership is somewhat lower than their membership in the U.K.

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Try this Stateside humur on 00:22 - Jan 6 with 1149 viewsHumpty

Try this Stateside humur on 00:04 - Jan 6 by Davillin

Your post is not even remotely funny if that was your intent. In fact, it is insulting.

The KKK is virtually extinct, kept alive only by a rabid media which uses anything they can pick up with tweezers to make non-progressives look bad.

I don't have numbers, but I wouldn't be surprised if U.S. KKK membership is somewhat lower than their membership in the U.K.


They must have enough members for the President Elect to refuse to disavow them, and lie that he didn't know who David Duke was.

BTW, you can probably count UK KKK members in their tens. You can count US KKK members in their thousands.
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Try this Stateside humur on 18:27 - Jan 4 by Clinton

Have you got a link to the demographic percentages please?



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