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Corny Joke Warning 16:56 - Aug 29 with 92374 viewsBoston

What vehicle do electricians prefer to drive?

A Volts Wagon.

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Corny Joke Warning on 16:34 - May 26 with 4271 viewsBoston

Mrs Boston just discovered I replaced the bed with a trampoline.

She hit the roof.

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Corny Joke Warning on 16:41 - May 26 with 4259 viewsBoston

Mrs Boston is a vegan y'know.

I told her that I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to eat plants.

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Corny Joke Warning on 09:02 - May 27 with 4115 viewshorshamHoop

Sorry to see the Jamie Oliver restaurant chain go into adminestrone
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Corny Joke Warning on 11:49 - May 27 with 4043 viewsEsox_Lucius

That whole Farage/ Waxy Lemon milkshake thing was unbelievable; if anyone had thrown a milkshake at me they would be drinking their next one through a straw.

The grass is always greener.
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Corny Joke Warning on 15:32 - May 27 with 3995 viewsBoston

Myself and Mrs Boston have come to the difficult decision that we don't want children.


If anyone out there does, pm me your contact details and I'll drop them off tomorrow.

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Corny Joke Warning on 19:39 - May 27 with 3935 viewsBoston

Y'know why women find it difficult to date a caring, sensitive, well groomed man?


Because those guys already have boyfriends.

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Corny Joke Warning on 10:51 - Jun 1 with 3755 viewsEsox_Lucius

After the FIFA World Cup was controversially awarded to Qatar, Sepp Blatter was asked by journalists to name 3 Qatar players.
Without hesitation he said
Eric Clapton, B.B King and Jimi Hendrix.

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Corny Joke Warning on 08:48 - Jun 8 with 3593 viewsEsox_Lucius

I booked some Star Wars impersonators for my boys birthday, but I've just had a phone call saying that their Ford people carrier's broken down.
Not sure where exactly, all I know is that they're in a Galaxy far, far away.

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Corny Joke Warning on 21:45 - Jun 8 with 3492 viewsBoston

I was a nasty little kid, set maggots on fire...never thought it would lead to global worming.

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Corny Joke Warning on 21:49 - Jun 27 with 3323 viewsBathRanger

My 4 year old Spanish nephew can't even say please yet.

That's poor for four.
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Corny Joke Warning on 13:57 - Jun 30 with 3174 viewsade_qpr

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

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Corny Joke Warning on 16:14 - Jun 30 with 3119 viewsBoston

What do you call someone who gives up on a diet?

A desserter.

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Corny Joke Warning on 16:20 - Jun 30 with 3117 viewsBoston

Knock knock
Who's there
Control freak
Control freak who
Knock knock
Who's there
Control freak...

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Corny Joke Warning on 16:36 - Jun 30 with 3110 viewsBoston

A pun, a play on words and a limerick walk into a bar...no joke.

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Corny Joke Warning on 21:08 - Jul 15 with 2831 viewsEsox_Lucius

My friends' pet stoat has injured his jaw.
She's taken him to the Stoat Mandible Hospital.

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Corny Joke Warning on 19:30 - Jul 17 with 2660 viewsdontknowitall

The Mrs shouted up the stairs this morning "The sun's finally come out". I thought great, beach, beer garden, bbq..... so I threw some shorts and flip flops on and shot down the stairs.

I was rather shocked when i got down to find our lad holding hands with his mate Brian........
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Corny Joke Warning on 08:49 - Jul 21 with 2499 viewsEsox_Lucius

"Hello, this is the RSPCA."
"Hello. There's a polecat clinging to my ceiling fan."
"I don't believe you."
"Well, you'll just have to take my whirred ferret."

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Corny Joke Warning on 10:52 - Aug 3 with 2239 viewsEsox_Lucius

Father: "I have recently discovered that one of our family has inherited Owl genes"
Daughter: "Who?"
Father: "You I suspect".

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Corny Joke Warning on 19:36 - Aug 4 with 2127 viewsEsox_Lucius

All the members of a 60's Motown group dropped dead unexpectedly this morning.
The police are awaiting the results of the Fourtopsy.

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Corny Joke Warning on 22:01 - Aug 4 with 2059 viewsQPRDEL

I recently had a penis extension
The house looks ridiculous
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Corny Joke Warning on 22:15 - Aug 4 with 2048 viewscolinallcars

Bloke goes into a pub pushing a pram. “What can I get you “ said the barman. “Oh, just make it one for my baby and one more for the road” replied the bloke.
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Corny Joke Warning on 15:18 - Aug 16 with 1791 viewsEsox_Lucius

I was wondering why there’s so many stories about vampires in Europe but not in Africa, then I remembered vampires are killed by holy water and they bless the rains down in Africa.

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Corny Joke Warning on 18:21 - Aug 16 with 1679 viewsqprxtc

Why did the pervert cross the road?

Because he couldn’t get his knob out of the chicken.
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Corny Joke Warning on 19:44 - Aug 16 with 1633 viewsDavieQPR

I just got robbed by 6 dwarves...………………………….. not Happy.
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Corny Joke Warning on 20:56 - Aug 16 with 1579 viewshorshamHoop

Bloody hell it's raining cats and dogs, I have just ventured outside and stepped on a poodle
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