| Words that sound rude but aren't 18:07 - Jun 5 with 9599 views | Dorse |
Trossachs - as in 'There's a nasty breeze around the Trossachs' (best said in a Private Frazer sort of voice) |  |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Words that sound rude but aren't on 11:22 - Jun 6 with 2781 views | TacticalR |
Mastication. We all do it. |  |
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| Words that sound rude but aren't on 11:26 - Jun 6 with 2779 views | Pommyhoop |
Mary, Mungo and Midge |  |
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| Words that sound rude but aren't on 13:17 - Jun 6 with 2747 views | TacticalR |
Moko, Beaver and Olive
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| Words that sound rude but aren't on 13:21 - Jun 6 with 2741 views | karl |
Jim'll fix it |  | | |
| Words that sound rude but aren't on 14:29 - Jun 6 with 2721 views | Monahoop |
Cockermouth a town in Cumbria always raises a wry smile.
Luton..... No wait a minute, that is rude. Sorry! |  |
| There aint half been some clever bastards. |
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| Words that sound rude but aren't on 16:17 - Jun 6 with 2676 views | ak68 |
Angina.
Orangina.
Vange, just outside Basildon |  | | |
| Words that sound rude but aren't on 17:07 - Jun 6 with 2655 views | RickyDicky |
Groat
Muffin |  |
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| Words that sound rude but aren't on 18:48 - Jun 6 with 2625 views | izlingtonhoop |
I saw this in our local Apollo last week when I was looking for all spice
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| Words that sound rude but aren't on 19:34 - Jun 6 with 2613 views | johncharles |
Having leg of pork Sunday dinner tomorrow. Must must remember to take it out of the freezer so it can defrost over night. So we don't forget the missus has put a sign up in the kitchen........
PORK OUT TONIGHT ! |  |
| Strong and stable my arse. |
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| Words that sound rude but aren't on 20:55 - Jun 6 with 2567 views | QPRDEL |
Ectoplasm
Lubrication
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| Words that sound rude but aren't on 22:09 - Jun 6 with 2546 views | Dorse |
Quibbling - 'He quibbled over the bill' | |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Words that sound rude but aren't on 22:11 - Jun 6 with 2544 views | Brightonhoop |
Pollocks. |  | | |
| Words that sound rude but aren't on 04:09 - Jun 7 with 2504 views | FredManRave |
Cockfosters. |  |
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| Words that sound rude but aren't on 09:05 - Jun 7 with 2486 views | johncharles |
Uckfield
Little Hampton | |
| Strong and stable my arse. |
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| Words that sound rude but aren't on 09:09 - Jun 7 with 2485 views | peejaybee |
| Words that sound rude but aren't on 09:05 - Jun 7 by johncharles |
Uckfield
Little Hampton |
Chit |  |
| If at first you dont succeed, pack up and f**k off home. |
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| Words that sound rude but aren't on 09:12 - Jun 7 with 2416 views | PunteR |
Grand prix |  |
| Occasional providers of half decent House music. |
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| Words that sound rude but aren't on 10:29 - Jun 7 with 2409 views | loftboy |
| Words that sound rude but aren't on 14:29 - Jun 6 by Monahoop |
Cockermouth a town in Cumbria always raises a wry smile.
Luton..... No wait a minute, that is rude. Sorry! |
There's a village on the way from midhurst to Chichester that used to be called cockinmouth strangely it's now called cockin |  |
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| Words that sound rude but aren't on 10:46 - Jun 7 with 2396 views | Discodroids |
'quince' ...as in "she laid her quince out upon the table."
or "her 'quince jam' kicked up a quite a stink at the end of a long hot working day toiling in the fields"
'slats' pronounced 'schlats'.. as in "look at the slats on that, tighter than a choirboys arse'
' mutoid* '... as in a downs syndrome rapist..
*the word 'mongoloid', can , in some cases, be used as a replacement. usually in the northern hemisphere.
'truculent'.. a long distance lorry driver with two familes in southampton and aberdeen , also cursed with a incubis* sized appendage.
*incubis= 12". [Post edited 7 Jun 2015 10:53]
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| "...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn." |
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| Words that sound rude but aren't on 12:39 - Jun 7 with 2359 views | Dorse |
| Words that sound rude but aren't on 04:09 - Jun 7 by FredManRave |
Cockfosters. |
"This train... is for Cockfosters" - still makes me chuckle. | |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Words that sound rude but aren't on 16:56 - Jun 7 with 2333 views | Discodroids |
gape, ...the empty cavity left , twixt a ladies thighs, when a gentleman caller withdraws and does not wish to procreate.
peygo ,... a edwardian gentlemans trouser snake. | |
| "...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn." |
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| Words that sound rude but aren't on 18:37 - Jun 7 with 2319 views | johncharles |
Roy Hodgson | |
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| Words that sound rude but aren't on 20:48 - Jun 7 with 2296 views | GloryHunter |
Cock-up.
This has nothing to do with the male organ. It is an old printers' expression for when a piece of type was sticking up from the ink-bed, and tearing the paper as it passed over it. |  | | |
| Words that sound rude but aren't on 21:16 - Jun 7 with 2277 views | Monahoop |
Shag. By that I mean a type of cormorant or tobacco. | |
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| Words that sound rude but aren't on 21:30 - Jun 7 with 2266 views | DWQPR |
I once had a client called Clive Oliver Jones and on his credit card it read Mr C O Jones. Unfortunately he had a sister who lived in Majorca and whenever he went out there and went for a meal and paid with said credit card the Spanish waiters would have a small snigger at the name of Mr C O Jones (cojones), Spanish for böllocks. | |
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| Words that sound rude but aren't on 22:56 - Jun 7 with 2240 views | PunteR |
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