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if we get our anuses ripped apart today 06:38 - Aug 19 with 3982 viewsTummer_from_Texas

That would suck, but a good and well-paid MNU club is doing it.

And we still have a quality club, so don't bail on me.

Swansea has a hell of a gaffer. Who has a lot cash available. No time to panic, lads. We can do this.

If we haven't made serious shit happen by Sept 1, THAT is the time to judge.

Uppa Jacks, my brothers and sisters!

Hope you sober MFers waking up over there will transfer my love.
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if we get our anuses ripped apart today on 10:39 - Aug 19 with 2179 viewsMo_Wives

if we get our anuses ripped apart today on 10:34 - Aug 19 by Brynmill_Jack

Thought so.


You are awful...but I like you!

Good luck, Mr Cooper

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if we get our anuses ripped apart today on 10:40 - Aug 19 with 2178 viewsNeath_Jack

if we get our anuses ripped apart today on 10:00 - Aug 19 by MrSwerve

Brilliant post, and even better if you read it in an American accent.


Yanks should stick to rounders and netball.

Drunk or not, that's horrific.

I want a mate like Flashberryjacks, who wears a Barnsley jersey with "Swans are my second team" on the back.
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if we get our anuses ripped apart today on 10:41 - Aug 19 with 2170 viewsMo_Wives

if we get our anuses ripped apart today on 10:40 - Aug 19 by Neath_Jack

Yanks should stick to rounders and netball.

Drunk or not, that's horrific.



Good luck, Mr Cooper

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if we get our anuses ripped apart today on 10:42 - Aug 19 with 2166 viewsHighjack

if we get our anuses ripped apart today on 10:30 - Aug 19 by Mo_Wives

Spiky fence?...an easily offended handler of stolen goods?...were you in prison at the time?


No it was a school fence. Not sure if it was designed to keep children in or to keep drunken bastards looking for a shortcut home out. Either way it was effective.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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if we get our anuses ripped apart today on 10:45 - Aug 19 with 2149 viewswobbly

if we get our anuses ripped apart today on 09:18 - Aug 19 by Dr_Winston

We got smashed 4-1 at home by them in 2013 with a much better squad than we have now.


And the United team looks a lot stronger this year than 2013. Ominous feeling about today but looking forward to the game!
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if we get our anuses ripped apart today on 10:46 - Aug 19 with 2148 viewsMrSwerve

if we get our anuses ripped apart today on 10:40 - Aug 19 by Neath_Jack

Yanks should stick to rounders and netball.

Drunk or not, that's horrific.


I can't imagine how 'uppa jacks' sounds like in an American accent.

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if we get our anuses ripped apart today on 10:50 - Aug 19 with 2137 viewsMrSwerve

This reminded me of danielswan's drunken posts when Laudrup was here. Didn't he say he'd be around long after Laudrup had gone? He did post a bit on the 'other' site I think, but I haven't been on there for a year or so.

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if we get our anuses ripped apart today on 10:53 - Aug 19 with 2130 viewsMo_Wives

if we get our anuses ripped apart today on 10:46 - Aug 19 by MrSwerve

I can't imagine how 'uppa jacks' sounds like in an American accent.


Nor me, but I assume it was followed by the sound of a revolver being shot into the ceiling of a saloon.

Good luck, Mr Cooper

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if we get our anuses ripped apart today on 10:57 - Aug 19 with 2123 viewsMo_Wives

if we get our anuses ripped apart today on 10:50 - Aug 19 by MrSwerve

This reminded me of danielswan's drunken posts when Laudrup was here. Didn't he say he'd be around long after Laudrup had gone? He did post a bit on the 'other' site I think, but I haven't been on there for a year or so.



Good luck, Mr Cooper

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if we get our anuses ripped apart today on 10:58 - Aug 19 with 2116 viewsKinsey

if we get our anuses ripped apart today on 09:09 - Aug 19 by Darran

I agree we shouldn't be getting our anuses ripped apart by any team in this league after the amount of time we've been in it.


This!
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if we get our anuses ripped apart today on 11:15 - Aug 19 with 2102 viewsWarwickHunt

if we get our anuses ripped apart today on 10:58 - Aug 19 by Kinsey

This!


I read your report. You are obviously an expert on all things anal.
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if we get our anuses ripped apart today on 11:44 - Aug 19 with 2062 viewsItchySphincter

if we get our anuses ripped apart today on 10:42 - Aug 19 by Highjack

No it was a school fence. Not sure if it was designed to keep children in or to keep drunken bastards looking for a shortcut home out. Either way it was effective.


My arse is bleeding. Was it that time?

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if we get our anuses ripped apart today on 13:30 - Aug 19 with 2017 viewsphact0rri

Don't mess with Texas... ugggh. though isn't the plural of anus, ani?

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if we get our anuses ripped apart today on 21:22 - Aug 19 with 1938 viewsDJack

if we get our anuses ripped apart today on 10:13 - Aug 19 by Highjack

I had my anus ripped apart once by a spiky fence. It's not an experience I want to go through again any time soon.


The only time you've ever sat on the fence.

It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan

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if we get our anuses ripped apart today on 01:46 - Aug 20 with 1894 viewsDJack

if we get our anuses ripped apart today on 13:30 - Aug 19 by phact0rri

Don't mess with Texas... ugggh. though isn't the plural of anus, ani?


it's Republicans. I'm surprised that you didn't know that.

It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan

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